Heroes of the Storm: Where Anticipation Meets Concern + New Article

The alpha for Heroes of the Storm, Blizzard’s new MOBA, is upon us… though I suppose this is really more of a closed beta.

Promotional art for Heroes of the StormHonestly, the meanings of these things have become so muddled that I don’t what anything means anymore. Alpha is now beta. Beta is now soft launch. I suppose by traditional terms, Heroes would be in closed beta. But they’re already accepting real money payments!

I’m so confused.

But I’m already off-topic. My point is that Heroes* has been in the news and on my mind a lot lately. I’ve been combing Heroes Nexus for news, dutifully checking my email for an alpha invite that may never come, and watching HuskyStarCraft play matches. Through it all, I find myself filled with excitement, but it’s clouded by a lot of worry.

*(I can’t bring myself to call it HotS, because that still means “Heart of the Swarm” in my mind.)

I’m not worried because it isn’t shaping up to be a good game. Quite the opposite. It looks to be a major improvement over past MOBAs. Many of the heroes look fun to play, the map objectives make battles much more varied and interesting, and I much prefer the talent system to items.

There are a few areas it could probably be improved — the matches still look to be pretty damn long — but on the whole, it’s looking to be a very fun game.

A promotional screenshot for Heroes of the StormBut all throughout, there’s this nagging voice in my head saying, “Tyler, you don’t like these kind of games. You never have, and you never will.”

It’s true. Competitive gaming has never really been able to hold my attention. I consider this a personality flaw on my part.

In the abstract, I love the idea of competitive gaming. It’s a test of wits and reflexes between even opponents. It’s a contest of the mind. I have great admiration for what competitive gamers are capable of, and it’s one of the main reasons I enjoy watching professional StarCraft matches.

But when I try it myself, it quickly becomes more stressful than anything. I tend to be pretty bad at such things, and I lack the patience to wade through loss after loss and improve. Even if I did get good, these things are designed so you always lose at least half the time, and I find that pretty demoralizing.

Competing against other people adds an extra layer of humiliation, as well, and being on a team makes it even worse. It feels terrible to drag down your team with your noobishness — or to have someone else drag you down.

I push a lane in DOTA 2Then there are issues more specific to the MOBA genre. Their communities are infamously toxic and unforgiving. I didn’t find the community in DOTA 2 any worse than what you’d find in your average MMO battleground, but that still puts it somewhere between “terrible” and “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

And World of Warcraft has clearly shown that Blizzard doesn’t really care about the quality of their in-game communities, so I doubt they’ll do much to curtail such behaviour.

There’s no real story, either. It’s not even remotely canon for the lore of any of Blizzard’s universes, and nearly the entire game revolves around PvP. Recent history has shown that it’s all but impossible for me to maintain long-term interest in a game without a story to keep me hooked in.

If this were any other game, I’d have already written it off as not to my taste, as I do all other MOBAs.

But damn it, it just seems so cool. I’ve been a Blizzard fan all my life, and throwing all of the greatest heroes and villains from all their games into a ring and forcing them to fight is the stuff of my darkest, nerdiest dreams. It’s like an even more ridiculously awesome version of Stadium Love.

Several of the playable characters in Heroes of the StormThe idea of Illidan plying his demon-hunting skills on Diablo, of Tassadar laying the psionic smackdown on Arthas, of Nova sniping Tyrael… It just fills me with child-like glee.

I love the art style, too. It makes me painfully nostalgic for Warcraft III, and I wish more than ever that Blizzard would get to work on Warcraft IV.

So I’m filled with excitement for Heroes of the Storm, and I can’t wait to get my hands on it, but I fear I’m only setting myself up for disappointment. This is exactly the sort of game I don’t like. Maybe Heroes will be good enough to force me out of my comfort zone, but somehow, I doubt it.

New article:

My latest article for ADANAI takes a look at how Warcraft and Mass Effect may be the first in a new generation of quality films based on video games.

I know I couldn’t be more excited for the Warcraft movie. Having watched Vikings, I’ve come to the conclusion Travis Fimmel is a great actor, and I think he’ll do very well in the film. His intensity is well-suited to the Warcraft universe.

Hypothetical World Spectrum Movie Cast List

No, I’m afraid there aren’t any plans for a World Spectrum film just yet — although if anyone reading this is a movie producer interested in throwing me large sums of cash for the rights, I’m all ears. This is a “just for fun” post.

Odds are my books will never be adapted to film, but that doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about the idea occasionally. In the course of those fantasies, I’ve come up with a lot of ideas for what actors and actresses I would like to see portray the main characters, and I thought I’d share my ideas.

I’m trying to base this both on the actors’ phyisical similarities to the characters and my confidence in their ability to capture the characters’ personalities. For some characters, I’m torn between a couple of options. In those cases, I’ll list all my potential choices.

Leha: Ellen Page OR Katee Sackhoff

A photo of actress Ellen PageIf I was basing things purely on appearance, Ellen Page would be the uncontested choice to play Leha. She doesn’t look exactly like how I imagined Leha, but she hits all the right visual notes, so to speak.

She’s nice-looking, but not traditionally beautiful. She’s short, she has dark brown hair, and she has a rounded face and girlish features that make her look younger than she is.

However, I don’t have much personal experience of her acting outside her guest role on Trailer Park Boys when she was a kid — she’ll always be Lahey’s daughter to me. So while I have heard many good things about her acting, I can’t be entirely certain that she’d pull off Leha’s intensity.

Katee Sackhoff in her role as Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on Battlestar GalacticaThat brings me to my other choice. Katee Sackhoff — better known to Battlestar Galactica fans as Kara “Starbuck” Thrace — is a woman who absolutely exudes charisma. She’s infinitely likable and a favourite of sci-fi geeks everywhere, and her role on BSG showed she will not shy away from physically and emotionally intense roles. She is an absolutely perfect choice to portray Leha.

While not as close as Ellen Page, she also looks a fair bit like Leha. Just needs some hair dye.

Drogin: Tahmoh Penikett

A photo of actor Tahmoh PenikettI must admit, Drogin was the character I most struggled with in coming up with this list. I really couldn’t think of anyone who made me think, “Yes, he should absolutely play Drogin.”

The best I could come up with was Tahmoh Penikett, another BSG veteran. Now, don’t get me wrong; I’m a big fan of Mr. Penikett, and I greatly enjoyed him on Galactica. I’m just not sure he’s the right choice for Drogin.

But he’s got a very likable air about him, which is the most important quality needed to play Drogin, and he does bear some resemblance to Leha’s brother — if Drogin fell out of a handsome tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yarnig Tor Lannis: James McAvoy

A photo of actor James McAvoyOkay, James McAvoy doesn’t look much like Yarnig. He’s got brown hair and blue eyes, but the resemblance largely ends there. He’s how Yarnig wishes he looked.

But I do have great respect for him as an actor. In X-Men: First Class, his portrayal of Professor Xavier held up in comparisons with Patrick Stewart, and that is no mean feat. I found he displayed a lot of maturity as an actor, and I think he has the subtlety and care to play a character as vulnerable and conflicted as Yarnig Tor Lannis.

Eranna: Katheryn Winnick

Katheryn Winnick in her role as Lagertha in VikingsI recently got around to watching the first season of the historical drama Vikings. One of my first thoughts upon seeing the show, particularly Katheryn Winnick in her role as the shieldmaiden Lagertha, was, “Oh my God, it’s Eranna.”

Aside from being slightly too short, Katheryn Winnick is a virtually perfect match for how I imagined Eranna’s appearance. It’s eerie.

I’m not a huge fan of her character on Vikings, but that’s down to the writing, which tends to make her fairly one-dimensional. I have never been given cause to complain about Ms. Winnick’s acting, and I think she’s got the dignity and the gravitas to pull off Eranna’s stoic personality.

Natoma: Linda Park OR Rinko Kikuchi

Linda Park in her role as Hoshi Sato on Star Trek: EnterpriseThis is another one where it’s down to better visual match versus better potential acting capability.

Linda Park is physically a perfect choice for Natoma. In retrospect, I think I may have even subconsciously modeled Natoma after her to a certain extent.

However, I’ve only ever seen her in one role — that of Ensign Hoshi Sato on Star Trek: Enterprise — and while I think she did very well in that role, it was about as far from Natoma as you can get, and I can’t say for certain if she’d it be a good pick to capture Natoma’s personality.

She is a trained dancer, though, so perhaps that could translate well to Natoma’s graceful fighting style.

A photo of actress Rinko KikuchiOn the other hand, Rinko Kikuchi doesn’t look much like Natoma aside from being a beautiful Asian woman, but I was very impressed by her intensity in Pacific Rim. She clearly has no trouble playing tough and determined characters, and I’m quite confident she’d do Natoma’s personality justice.

Doga: Jonathan Adams

A photo of actor Jonathan AdamsThe Lost Ones are sufficiently inhuman in appearance that I think any World Spectrum film would rely on CGI to portray them, similar to how Gollum was handled in the Lord of the Rings. That means we’re just looking for someone with a good voice.

The gamers who read this blog will likely know Jonathan Adams from his roles as the archangel Tyrael in Diablo III and Xuen the White Tiger in World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

Adams’ voice is a deep, rich baritone with a noble quality to it. That also happens to be exactly how I imagine the voice of Doga, the World Spectrum‘s resident noble savage.

Benefactor: Brent Spiner

A photo of actor Brent SpinerLike Doga, Benefactor is a character who would only require a voice actor, his alien form being better suited to a portrayal through special effects.

I tend to imagine Benefactor’s “voice” as very cool and calm, with a minimum of emotional inflection and a certain detached nature that comes from how differently his kind views the world compared to humanity.

Plus, I’m a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

So Brent Spiner seems like a pretty good choice. His voice has the right sound to it, and he’s obviously used to playing characters that are a few steps to the left of human.

Prince Tyrom: Alessandro Juliani

A photo of actor Alessandro Juliani in medieval attireI’m not sure anyone on this list matches their hypothetical role as perfectly as Alessandro Juliani fits Prince Tyrom.

Here we have a fair-skinned, dark-haired man of Mediterranean descent. He’s got a refined sort of handsomeness about him, and his role as Felix Gaeta on Battlestar Galactica left me with little doubt as to his acting ability.

He’s also a classically trained opera singer. This additional talent is what puts him over the top for the role of Tyrom. Tyrom’s singing and the power of his voice are crucial parts of his character, and any actor seeking to play him would need to bring some musical chops to the table.

The only potential problem with Mr. Juliani is that he is perhaps a little too old at thirty-eight, considering Tyrom is supposed to be in his early thirties and fairly youthful looking, but even so, he still seems like a fantastic choice.

Breena: Nicki Clyne

A photo of actress Nicki ClyneThis list is turning into a BSG reunion, isn’t it? Ah, well…

I was always a big fan of Nicki Clyne’s character, Cally, back when Galactica was on the air. I admired her unique mix of girl-next-door charm and fierce tenacity.

That combination is very similar to how I imagine Breena. Most of the time, she’s seems a meek sort — likable in a quiet and shy way. But at times of great duress, her Clanswoman blood shows through in her unwavering loyalty and determination.

For this reason, I think Nicki Clyne would be a strong choice to play her. She’s an adequate visual match as well. She is much prettier than Breena, but… I find that thought doesn’t bother me too much.

Alistos: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A photo of actor Jospeh Gordon-LevittJoseph Gordon-Levitt has been getting a lot of attention lately, starring in a number of blockbuster films. I’ve only had a little experience with him, but what I’ve seen, I’ve liked. He seems a competent actor with a lot of charisma. Alistos is a complex and subtle character with a varied emotional arc, but I think Mr. Gordon-Levitt would be up to the challenge.

He also looks an awful lot like how I imagined Alistos. Dark hair, handsome, fairly young.

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What do you think of my choices? If you have any suggestions of your own — especially for Drogin — feel free to share them in the comments.