Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition Impressions

The trilogy of Age of Empires remasters is now complete, and it feels like their trajectory has matched that of the original releases.

The new Inca civilization in the Age of Empires III Definitive Edition.The first game was impressive for its time but was surpassed by its successors, and while its remaster was competent, it couldn’t fully make up for the game’s age, especially with no new content. Age of Empires II was when the franchise reached its peak, and its remaster was a virtually perfect example of how to update a game, delivering major improvements without changing anything that made the game great.

Age of Empires III, meanwhile, was still a solid game but unable to match the greatness of its predecessor, and its new Definitive Edition is a solid upgrade, but not the masterpiece the AoE2 remaster was.

Playing this, I quickly remembered why 3 is my least favourite Age of Empires game. They tried to improve on the formula of 2, but mostly all they accomplished was adding a bunch of unnecessary bells and whistles that made the game more complicated, but not more interesting.

That said, Age of Empires is still Age of Empires. Beneath all the bloated tooltips and wonky extra mechanics, the core formula is still plenty enjoyable, and it still works out to a fairly good game, just not one that quite lives up its legendary forebear.

So too with the remaster. Overall they did a good job — every change is a positive — but it does leave a little something to be desired. It’s good, but it could have been better.

A Haudeenoshownee village in the Age of Empires II Definitive Edition.The best trait is easily the graphical overhaul. The game looks gorgeous now. Everything is colourful, vibrant, and detailed.

There are a number of small but welcome gameplay tweaks, too. Home city leveling has been effectively eliminated, so everyone has access to all of the shipment cards off the bat, which is a nice way to prevent people having to grind all over again.

The revolution mechanic has also been fleshed out more. This is mainly noteworthy for me because it’s added Canada as a playable option. Even if it’s just a revolution option for the British and French rather than a complete civilization, it’s nice to have my country represented in an Age of Empires game for the first time.

They’ve also tweaked the indigenous civilizations to be more culturally sensitive. I will admit that in my ignorance I didn’t realize there was anything problematic about the old versions, but I’m glad they’re making the effort to be more respectful. In hindsight, the firepit thing does seem… less than ideal.

Finally, there’s new content. Here’s where I have some complaints, and even then it’s not that there’s anything wrong with the new content. I just wish they’d done more — what’s there feels like an appetizer rather than a full meal.

A Swedish home in the Age of Empires III Definitive Edition.There’s two new civilizations, the Swedes and the Inca. Based on early impressions, they both seem pretty fun. I always enjoy the indigenous civilizations because I prefer the lower tech aesthetic, so the Inca are an easy win, but I also found myself enjoying the Swedes to a surprising degree. Being able to harvest resources with houses is a very strong economic boost, and their tech tree is simple but effective, with clear tools for every situation.

There’s also a new short “campaign” of standalone historical battle missions. These are fun enough — it’s nice to return to historical events rather than the fictional stories of AoE3’s base campaigns — but I really wish there was more. There’s only six missions, and strangely the new civilizations are not represented in them, which feels like a real missed opportunity.

Part of the problem is simply that the bar was set so high by the AoE2 remaster, with its multiple new civilizations and campaigns.

Which was always the problem with 3, remaster or no. It’s a solid game, but it predecessor was just too tough an act to follow.

Anyway, for all my humming and hawing, I’m pretty happy with the Age of Empires III Definitive Edition, and I’d recommend it to fans of the franchise. Just leaves me wanting more is all.

Reflecting on a Month of Horror

No, I’m not talking about politics. Or the pandemic. Or climate change, or my mental health, or any of the other 3,462 horrible, horrible things happening at the moment. Although I’m not generally a big horror fan, I did decide to go on a bit of a horror gaming binge this month, if only to clear some of the older titles from my backlog.

A forlorn scene from the horror game Call of Cthulhu.Alan Wake:

I was a bit underwhelmed with Alan Wake. If it hadn’t been such a short game, I might not have finished it. The “fight with light” mechanic is one of those things that seems super cool and innovative when you’re first introduced to it, but which quickly becomes an obnoxious chore when you have to deal with it every fight.

The story was lackluster, too. The concept is interesting, but weak writing, cringy dialogue, and mediocre voice acting sucked most of the fun out of it. It doesn’t help that the game is superficially similar enough to The Secret World that I kept comparing the two, and very few games can emerge from that comparison unscathed. TSW set the bar so very high.

I also played the even shorter semi-sequel, Alan Wake’s American Nightmare, and I actually enjoyed that much better, despite it being kind of a hot mess.

I feel like most horror franchises follow this trajectory where they start out deadly serious, but then slowly escalate until they transform into campy self-parodies that are as much comedy as they are horror (intentionally or not). What I find amazing about Alan Wake is how rapidly and thoroughly it underwent that change.

The first game is a super serious horror story, or at least it tries to be. American Nightmare, on the other hand, is an arcade style action game with a ridiculous story that at no point even pretends to take itself seriously. The difference between the two is whiplash-inducing.

Battling the Taken in Alan Wake's American NightmareBut you know what? I like American Nightmare so much better. The cheesy dialogue and campy voice acting stop being a hindrance and become an asset. Instead of being a mediocre attempt at a serious horror story, it’s a successful attempt at a goofy action adventure.

Call of Cthulhu:

This was a pretty by the numbers eldritch horror game — if you know anything about Lovecraft, little that happens in this game will come as a surprise — but it was well-executed. They did a very good job of setting the mood, which is something I really like about Lovecraft-inspired works.

Something I appreciate about this genre of horror is how, when done well, it escalates over time. You start out in a relatively ordinary setting doing mostly normal things, with perhaps just vague hints that something is off, and by the end reality and sanity are coming undone all around you. The progression from normalcy to utmost horror is a great journey. I suppose other horror genres do similar things, but eldritch horror seems especially good at it.

My main problem with Call of Cthulhu is more a problem with me than the game. That is, I’m a scaredy cat. There’s a reason I don’t usually play many horror games. Most of the time Call of Cthulhu isn’t that bad, but there’s one or two sequences that had me seriously shook. Even though it’s a good game, I had to struggle to keep going sometimes.

Conarium:

Another Lovecraft-inspired game, this one based upon At the Mountains of Madness.

As I write this, I’m a little over an hour into Conarium (which according to Google is about a quarter of the game), and I don’t think I’m going to go any further. It’s a weird mix of very scary and yet also kind of boring.

Antarctic ruins in the eldritch horror game Conarium.The bits I’ve played so far do a good job of keeping you constantly on edge through isolating environments and superbly spooky environmental sounds. A proper horror aficionado might not be impressed, but for a lightweight like me it’s nerve-wracking, especially while I’m still recovering from Call of Cthulhu.

At the same time, though, it still manages to be pretty uninteresting. The writing and voice-acting are very inelegant and don’t bring the kind of immersion or mystery I’m looking for in a game like this.

As I said above, good eldritch horror delivers a slow escalation from the mundane to the unthinkable, but Conarium pretty much throws you straight into the weirdness. It feels very ham-fisted.

If it were less scary or more intellectually stimulating, I might stick it out, but as it is I think I’ve had my fill of horror video games for the time being.

Curse of Strahd:

That said, I’ve also been binging horror when it comes to tabletop gaming this month. I recently joined a group playing through the Curse of Strahd campaign for Dungeons and Dragons. That started before October and will continue after, but we’ve been playing extra sessions this month to celebrate the Halloween season.

It’s been a good time. Our DM sets the mood very well, and I’m enjoying the grim and twisted nature of the Ravenloft setting. It’s a refreshing change of pace from the more traditional fantasy of Forgotten Realms, which never quite grabbed me as a setting.

My party finds themselves in a sticky situation in our Curse of Strahd D&D campaign.We got a pretty good introduction to the terror of Ravenloft right off the bat. We had an okay time exploring the first dungeon, with only occasional close calls, until we got to the final boss. That thing mopped the floor with us. One party member was away that week, and of the remaining three, two died and were eaten, and my poor traumatized sorceress escaped with a mere two hit points left.

Since then we’ve been coping a bit better — with the other two people rolling new characters — but I remain keenly aware of the danger that could await us as we continue to explore Barovia.

I’m playing a slightly modified version of Dorotea, my demonic Drow sorlock. She seems a good fit for the setting. My goal is to at least keep her alive until Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything comes out, so I can at least try one of the new subclasses with any potential replacement character. Dorotea is remarkably hardy for a sorcerer, especially now that I have a Cloak of Protection, but considering the nature of the campaign, I’m not super optimistic about poor Dorotea remaining alive and sane all the way to the end.

I enjoy horror a lot more in a tabletop setting, I think. Tabletop can’t really do jump scares or other cheap tricks. It’s more about the ambiance, which is the style of horror I prefer. Creepy and immersive rather than terrifying.