Hypothetical World Spectrum Movie Cast List

No, I’m afraid there aren’t any plans for a World Spectrum film just yet — although if anyone reading this is a movie producer interested in throwing me large sums of cash for the rights, I’m all ears. This is a “just for fun” post.

Odds are my books will never be adapted to film, but that doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about the idea occasionally. In the course of those fantasies, I’ve come up with a lot of ideas for what actors and actresses I would like to see portray the main characters, and I thought I’d share my ideas.

I’m trying to base this both on the actors’ phyisical similarities to the characters and my confidence in their ability to capture the characters’ personalities. For some characters, I’m torn between a couple of options. In those cases, I’ll list all my potential choices.

Leha: Ellen Page OR Katee Sackhoff

A photo of actress Ellen PageIf I was basing things purely on appearance, Ellen Page would be the uncontested choice to play Leha. She doesn’t look exactly like how I imagined Leha, but she hits all the right visual notes, so to speak.

She’s nice-looking, but not traditionally beautiful. She’s short, she has dark brown hair, and she has a rounded face and girlish features that make her look younger than she is.

However, I don’t have much personal experience of her acting outside her guest role on Trailer Park Boys when she was a kid — she’ll always be Lahey’s daughter to me. So while I have heard many good things about her acting, I can’t be entirely certain that she’d pull off Leha’s intensity.

Katee Sackhoff in her role as Kara "Starbuck" Thrace on Battlestar GalacticaThat brings me to my other choice. Katee Sackhoff — better known to Battlestar Galactica fans as Kara “Starbuck” Thrace — is a woman who absolutely exudes charisma. She’s infinitely likable and a favourite of sci-fi geeks everywhere, and her role on BSG showed she will not shy away from physically and emotionally intense roles. She is an absolutely perfect choice to portray Leha.

While not as close as Ellen Page, she also looks a fair bit like Leha. Just needs some hair dye.

Drogin: Tahmoh Penikett

A photo of actor Tahmoh PenikettI must admit, Drogin was the character I most struggled with in coming up with this list. I really couldn’t think of anyone who made me think, “Yes, he should absolutely play Drogin.”

The best I could come up with was Tahmoh Penikett, another BSG veteran. Now, don’t get me wrong; I’m a big fan of Mr. Penikett, and I greatly enjoyed him on Galactica. I’m just not sure he’s the right choice for Drogin.

But he’s got a very likable air about him, which is the most important quality needed to play Drogin, and he does bear some resemblance to Leha’s brother — if Drogin fell out of a handsome tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yarnig Tor Lannis: James McAvoy

A photo of actor James McAvoyOkay, James McAvoy doesn’t look much like Yarnig. He’s got brown hair and blue eyes, but the resemblance largely ends there. He’s how Yarnig wishes he looked.

But I do have great respect for him as an actor. In X-Men: First Class, his portrayal of Professor Xavier held up in comparisons with Patrick Stewart, and that is no mean feat. I found he displayed a lot of maturity as an actor, and I think he has the subtlety and care to play a character as vulnerable and conflicted as Yarnig Tor Lannis.

Eranna: Katheryn Winnick

Katheryn Winnick in her role as Lagertha in VikingsI recently got around to watching the first season of the historical drama Vikings. One of my first thoughts upon seeing the show, particularly Katheryn Winnick in her role as the shieldmaiden Lagertha, was, “Oh my God, it’s Eranna.”

Aside from being slightly too short, Katheryn Winnick is a virtually perfect match for how I imagined Eranna’s appearance. It’s eerie.

I’m not a huge fan of her character on Vikings, but that’s down to the writing, which tends to make her fairly one-dimensional. I have never been given cause to complain about Ms. Winnick’s acting, and I think she’s got the dignity and the gravitas to pull off Eranna’s stoic personality.

Natoma: Linda Park OR Rinko Kikuchi

Linda Park in her role as Hoshi Sato on Star Trek: EnterpriseThis is another one where it’s down to better visual match versus better potential acting capability.

Linda Park is physically a perfect choice for Natoma. In retrospect, I think I may have even subconsciously modeled Natoma after her to a certain extent.

However, I’ve only ever seen her in one role — that of Ensign Hoshi Sato on Star Trek: Enterprise — and while I think she did very well in that role, it was about as far from Natoma as you can get, and I can’t say for certain if she’d it be a good pick to capture Natoma’s personality.

She is a trained dancer, though, so perhaps that could translate well to Natoma’s graceful fighting style.

A photo of actress Rinko KikuchiOn the other hand, Rinko Kikuchi doesn’t look much like Natoma aside from being a beautiful Asian woman, but I was very impressed by her intensity in Pacific Rim. She clearly has no trouble playing tough and determined characters, and I’m quite confident she’d do Natoma’s personality justice.

Doga: Jonathan Adams

A photo of actor Jonathan AdamsThe Lost Ones are sufficiently inhuman in appearance that I think any World Spectrum film would rely on CGI to portray them, similar to how Gollum was handled in the Lord of the Rings. That means we’re just looking for someone with a good voice.

The gamers who read this blog will likely know Jonathan Adams from his roles as the archangel Tyrael in Diablo III and Xuen the White Tiger in World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.

Adams’ voice is a deep, rich baritone with a noble quality to it. That also happens to be exactly how I imagine the voice of Doga, the World Spectrum‘s resident noble savage.

Benefactor: Brent Spiner

A photo of actor Brent SpinerLike Doga, Benefactor is a character who would only require a voice actor, his alien form being better suited to a portrayal through special effects.

I tend to imagine Benefactor’s “voice” as very cool and calm, with a minimum of emotional inflection and a certain detached nature that comes from how differently his kind views the world compared to humanity.

Plus, I’m a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

So Brent Spiner seems like a pretty good choice. His voice has the right sound to it, and he’s obviously used to playing characters that are a few steps to the left of human.

Prince Tyrom: Alessandro Juliani

A photo of actor Alessandro Juliani in medieval attireI’m not sure anyone on this list matches their hypothetical role as perfectly as Alessandro Juliani fits Prince Tyrom.

Here we have a fair-skinned, dark-haired man of Mediterranean descent. He’s got a refined sort of handsomeness about him, and his role as Felix Gaeta on Battlestar Galactica left me with little doubt as to his acting ability.

He’s also a classically trained opera singer. This additional talent is what puts him over the top for the role of Tyrom. Tyrom’s singing and the power of his voice are crucial parts of his character, and any actor seeking to play him would need to bring some musical chops to the table.

The only potential problem with Mr. Juliani is that he is perhaps a little too old at thirty-eight, considering Tyrom is supposed to be in his early thirties and fairly youthful looking, but even so, he still seems like a fantastic choice.

Breena: Nicki Clyne

A photo of actress Nicki ClyneThis list is turning into a BSG reunion, isn’t it? Ah, well…

I was always a big fan of Nicki Clyne’s character, Cally, back when Galactica was on the air. I admired her unique mix of girl-next-door charm and fierce tenacity.

That combination is very similar to how I imagine Breena. Most of the time, she’s seems a meek sort — likable in a quiet and shy way. But at times of great duress, her Clanswoman blood shows through in her unwavering loyalty and determination.

For this reason, I think Nicki Clyne would be a strong choice to play her. She’s an adequate visual match as well. She is much prettier than Breena, but… I find that thought doesn’t bother me too much.

Alistos: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

A photo of actor Jospeh Gordon-LevittJoseph Gordon-Levitt has been getting a lot of attention lately, starring in a number of blockbuster films. I’ve only had a little experience with him, but what I’ve seen, I’ve liked. He seems a competent actor with a lot of charisma. Alistos is a complex and subtle character with a varied emotional arc, but I think Mr. Gordon-Levitt would be up to the challenge.

He also looks an awful lot like how I imagined Alistos. Dark hair, handsome, fairly young.

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What do you think of my choices? If you have any suggestions of your own — especially for Drogin — feel free to share them in the comments.

Hearthstoned Out of My Mind

Damn it, Blizzard.

A game of HearthstoneI’ve gone on record before as saying that Hearthstone is the first Blizzard game since pretty much ever that I have absolutely zero interest in. But they finally managed to rope me in with their Hearthsteed promotion.

It’s simple enough. Win three games versus other players in Hearthstone and get a fancy mount in World of Warcraft. I figured, how hard can three wins be? I may not be playing WoW at the moment, but I’ll be back sooner or later, and that mount looks pretty sweet.

So I ended up trying Hearthstone after all.

It turned out to be more fun than I expected, but considering how low my expectations were set, that isn’t saying a whole lot.

I will say that I like how accessible it is. The learning curve is almost non-existant, as it throws you into a tutorial immediately upon logging in and does a very good job of introducing you to the basic mechanics. It’s all very easy to digest, and this is a rare case of Blizzard effectively delivering on its “easy to learn, difficult to master” motto.

I cruised through my tutorial matches and started taking on players. I chose the rogue deck, largely because it’s the only one represented by a Blood Elf, and I always liked Valeera in the comics.

Winning a match in HearthstoneI did enjoy being a rogue, though. Lots of “make your opponent hate you” cards. Oh, you just played the best minion in your deck and spent all your mana buffing it? Yeah, I’ll just assassinate that.

I got my three wins quite easily and decided to keep playing for a bit, if only because I’ve had a rough week and didn’t have the energy to play anything more strenuous. I went on a massive loosing streak after my three wins, but eventually leveled out to a more even win/loss ratio. I made it up to rank twenty, whatever that means.

Even though the gameplay and mechanics are utterly different, it did feel surprisingly like WoW in some ways. Mages are over-powered, and all the noobs play hunters.

It’s also got WoW’s feeling of being just interesting enough to keep you playing. It’s never terribly exciting, but it engages you enough that you keep queueing up for one more match. I’m sure Blizzard has delved disturbingly deep into human psychology to create this effect.

I tried a few other classes, as well. Priest was sort of interesting. All the healing spells were very helpful. I liked druid, as well, but it seemed to lack offensive punch, and I lost badly whenever I tried it.

A game of HearthstoneThat Dwarf announcer is still unbelievably annoying, though. Thankfully, you don’t have to hear him very often, but the rest of the audio is little better. Discounting the characters who have the same voice actors they do in WoW, the voice-overs in Hearthstone are just horrific. I mean, Blizzard’s voice-acting is always a tad hit and miss, but this is just as bad as it gets.

I also disliked how luck-dependent the game is. At the risk of passing the buck, I feel around half my losses were just down to get really bad card draws. And I’m sure a lot of my wins were because of my opponent getting bad draws.

And I still struggle to see the point of online card game. For me, the whole appeal of Magic was actually being able to hold and collect the cards yourself, to admire their artwork when you’re not playing, and to have an excuse to get together with friends. A digital card game just feels kind of empty.

Hearthstone was an interesting diversion for a day or two, but I don’t plan to stick with it. It’s just not that interesting of a game.

Winning the hearthsteed mount in HearthstoneBut hey, at least I got a free sparkle pony out of it.