Fan Fiction: The Light Sith Code

If you ask me, one of the most fun things you can do in SWTOR is play a light side Sith. You’re a true chaotic good hero: passionate, free-spirited, and valiant, fighting to bring positive change to the world.

My warrior practicing lightsaber technique in Star Wars: The Old RepublicIt gets me to thinking sometimes what would happen if, in the long term, Jaesa actually succeeded in her mission and led some light side reformation of the Sith. Not turning them into Jedi, but accentuating the more positive aspects of Sith philosophy to create a new order of people who use their passion to bring freedom to the galaxy.

Because when you think about it, there’s a lot of good in the fundamental philosophy of the Sith. I certainly think it has more redeeming aspects than the dehumanizing Jedi Code.

All this got me thinking about what a Light Sith Code would be like. How would their philosophy look if they tweaked it to accent the positive traits of Sith ideology — freedom, embracing one’s humanity, self-empowerment — while discarding the more problematic elements.

This is what I came up with:

Peace is fleeting; passion is eternal

Through passion, we gain knowledge

With knowledge, we take action

Through action, we bring justice

With justice, our chains are broken

The Force shall free us all

The first line was the trickiest. “Peace is a lie” is the most obviously dangerous part of the original Sith Code, though even there arguments could be made that it is still a positive message.

I’m not the biggest fan of the inquisitor class story in SWTOR, but one of my favourite moments in that game is a conversation where the inquisitor and Ashara discuss Sith philosophy, and especially the “peace is a lie” segment. The conclusion they come to is that it doesn’t necessarily decry peace, but only illustrate that peace is not a means unto itself. You don’t make the world a better place by sitting under a tree waiting for enlightenment.

My Sith inquisitor in Star Wars: The Old RepublicMy challenge then was to illustrate this in just one line. I’m not sure I did as good a job as I could have, but generally the idea is that peace is admirable, but ephemeral, and we must instead rely on our passions — our convictions — to guide us in an ever-changing universe.

Beyond that, I also appropriated the one part of the Jedi Code I actually like — the veneration of knowledge over ignorance — and wrote it in first person plural, rather than singular, to counteract the tendency toward selfishness that tends to run through Sith ideology.

I know many Star Wars fans will say that “light Sith,” or any Sith that aren’t evil, is an oxymoron and a contradiction of Star Wars lore, and I freely grant they may be right. But I think it’s a lot more interesting to view the Jedi and Sith as both flawed, with pros and cons on both sides, and at least in the context of SWTOR — the only Star Wars I much care about — light side Sith are definitely a thing.

And really this is just for my own amusement anyhow.

Review: Star Trek: Discovery, “The War Without, the War Within”

After last week’s refreshingly fun episode, we’re back to Discovery’s old tricks.

The official logo for Star Trek: DiscoveryLast week’s ominous statement that the war with the Klingons is over turns out to be yet another attempt at cheap shock value. “The War Without, the War Within” quickly establishes that the war is not, in fact, anywhere near over in any sense of the term. It’s not going great, but most of the Federation still stands.

As “Tyler” recovers from the loss of Voq’s personality, Starfleet’s leadership utilizes the expertise of Emperor Georgiou to plan a daring scheme that could win the war… at the cost of everything the Federation stands for.

Okay, so first we need to talk about Tyler again.

I am running out of ways to describe how monumentally, irredeemably awful this story arc is. It’s just… so… stupid.

Firstly, let’s discuss the fact that he is effectively Ash Tyler now. That makes no sense. None. At all.

Firstly, if one of the personalities had to be removed, it makes no sense for L’Rell to have chosen Tyler. It doesn’t make tactical sense, and it doesn’t make personal sense. There is no way in Sto-vo-kor a Klingon fanatic would doom the man she loves to what amounts to a dishonourable death just to save the stolen consciousness of a dead man from a species she despises.

Sonequa Martin-Green as Commander Michael Burnham on Star Trek: DiscoveryIf we’re to assume that Tyler’s personality was the stronger, that also makes no sense. No matter how he looks, the man on Discovery is Voq. Why would the stolen memories he laid over his own mind be stronger?

It would also be ethically unpardonable to have extinguished Voq’s real self to save the false personality… if anyone cared about Voq, that is. But of course Discovery’s Klingons are just soulless monsters, so I guess that doesn’t matter.

The only way this makes sense is if this is just a long con from L’Rell, and Voq isn’t really gone. But having him go bad again would be pretty damn repetitive, so that’s not exactly an ideal solution either.

And then it just gets dumber from there. For no good reason, the crew of the Discovery lets him — a known enemy agent — have the run of the ship, and immediately welcomes him back as if he was an old friend.

Let me remind you: Ash Tyler is dead. The man on Discovery is a hostile alien with the broken memories stolen from a dead man. The story and characters treat him as if he was Tyler who was temporarily taken over by Voq’s personality, despite the fact the exact opposite has been explicitly stated to be the case.

And I freely grant that there is a reasonable chance that Tyler is no longer a threat. But no one in their right mind would take that chance in a time of war.

A Klingon in Star Trek: DiscoveryFor my part, any little sympathy I might have felt for him evaporated when I saw his treatment of Burnham. I actually missed some of the dialogue because I was too busy yelling at the screen.

I don’t recall any other TV show making me so mad I yelled at the screen before. Congrats, Discovery.

So at this point I’m not sure it matters if Tyler’s really a Klingon or not. Either way, he’s an asshole.

Meanwhile, the moral conundrum of the main plot also falls flat. It would be a great dilemma if we were still dealing with the Klingons of The Next Generation or any other modern Star Trek, but Discovery has consistently shown the Klingons to be, again, soulless monsters with no redeeming qualities. I don’t think anything you do to them would be unethical.

I mean, if it’s okay to murder Voq, I don’t see how anything can’t be justified.

Michelle Yeoh is still awesome. That’s the best I can do as far as silver linings go.

Overall rating: 3/10