Madness?!

THIS! IS! BETA!

THIS IS SPARTA!I’m totally not writing this post just because I finally came up with a good beta pun.

Totally.

All the way down:

Several notable changes have come upon the Mists of Pandaria beta in recent weeks, and one of the most important is the announcement of the Pandaren mount.

Early sources had stated that the cloud serpent (see: Asian dragon) was the “Pandaren mount of choice,” leading some, including myself, to report it as the Pandaren racial mount, but this has since proven untrue. Cloud serpents are in fact rewards for a reputation grind in the style of Netherwing.

But now, we have learned the identity of the true Pandaren racial mount: the dragon turtle.

The model for the Pandaren dragon turtle mount from the Mists of Pandaria betaI can’t speak for anyone else, but I think this is an awesome mount. I mean, if the image of a giant drunken panda warrior charging into battle atop a huge, badass snapping turtle doesn’t fill your heart with glee, what will?

It’s actually got good grounding in Warcraft lore, too. Dragon turtles have appeared in the Burning Crusade and Warcraft III as allies of the Naga, and in Warcraft II, the Goblins attached cockpits and rocket launchers to giant sea turtles and used them as submarines.

Giving the pandas a voice:

Recent builds have also added voice acting to the playable Pandaren males. They’re about what I expected, and although I haven’t heard all their emotes yet, I’m satisfied so far. I particularly like the /charge emotes. “Let’s brew some trouble!”

And then there’s this:

I have absolutely no clue what this emote is for, but it made me laugh pretty hard.

Classes:

I haven’t been following the class changes too religiously, but I know rogues are a bit less broken than before but still pretty underwhelming, and a few other things have caught my interest.

One is the removal of judgments of the pure from holy paladins. I don’t mind the removal on its own, since JotP was never a terribly exciting mechanic and holy paladin mana regen is pretty over-powered.

I’m hoping it will be replaced by something better, though.One of the things that attracted me to the spec was active mana management, and I don’t want to lose that. I still miss judging on cooldown for mana. Plus, not wanting to judge as a paladin is all kinds of wrong.

Warlocks have gotten some further improvements. Demonology isn’t burning through demonic fury so fast, which is nice, and affliction’s mana costs have been reduced, rendering the spec playable again.

Destruction has also had some nice tweaks. With proper use of backdraft, chaos bolt is down to a two second cast, which is much better than the brutal four seconds it was at before.

My destro warlock demonstrating the glyph of verdant spheres in the Mists of Pandaria betaAlso, the verdant spheres glyph now functions for destro as well as affliction. My dream of playing a blood mage shall at last come to pass!

Breath of the Black Prince:

It seems Wrathion, the Black Prince and star of the Fangs of the Father legendary chain, still has a role play to in the story. While the content with him has not been fully implemented, he seems to have a vested interest in the future of Pandaria. I haven’t read too closely to avoid spoilers, but it also seems he may be involved in another legendary quest chain.

Part of this chain includes a legendary item called the Breath of the Black Prince, which theoretically boosts the power of any item. Could this at last be a legendary for any class or spec? An item to turn any piece of gear legendary? Or is just a part of a chain to obtain a specific legendary?

My feelings on Wrathion’s involvement are somewhat mixed. He’s a great character, and I’m glad to see he’s sticking around, but I fear this may be another case of awesome lore being inaccessible to all but a few. Hopefully the new legendary chain will come with as many concessions to lore hounds as Fangs of the Father did.

Writing: I’m Weird [Edit]: Sanctuary Cancelled

Sanctuary cancelled:

Just after posting this, I learned that Sanctuary, which I had been covering on this blog for some time and was the only speculative fiction show on TV I still watched, has been cancelled.

This news isn’t terribly surprising, but it’s still quite disappointing. The already barren TV landscape just got a bit more bleak.

I may have more thoughts on this at a later date, but for now, on with our regularly scheduled blog.

I’m weird:

I’m a regular reader of fantasy author David Farland’s “Daily Kick in the Pants” writing newsletter. In a recent installment, he suggested that all writers likely suffer from some form of schizophrenia. Thinking about it, he may have a point.

Take my life, for example. One of my closest friends is a woman named Leha.

Leha is a small woman with brown hair and eyes. She’s friendly and charming, which serves her well in her job as an antique-dealer. She’s commitment-phobic and only interested in what’s new and exciting, so she has bad luck with relationships, but she doesn’t let that bother her. She has great common sense, which she ignores with a religious devotion. She was born in Three Gates, Eastenhold, and she does not exist.

The protagonist of two of my novels, recreated via Aion's amazing character customizationLeha is entirely a figment of my imagination. I created her and her world about four years ago now — I forget exactly.

And yet despite the fact that she does not exist, Leha is easily one of the most influential people in my life. I’ve written two novels and several pieces of short fiction about her — I’m just finishing her latest tale now. Even when I’m not writing about her, she often invades my thoughts.

My obsession with her has at times grown so intense that I thought of her whenever I saw a short woman with brown hair, and among my close friends and family, “Leha short” is now an accepted and understood measurement of height.

When I discovered how powerful the character customization in Aion was, one of the first things I did was replicate Leha exactly as I imagined her.

One of my novel characters, recreating via the MMO AionWriting about Leha has helped me work out many of my own issues. Because I’m a sick bastard, I respond by putting her through every kind of hell I can come up with. But that makes for a better story. She’s an avid reader, so I think she’d appreciate that.

The point is that Leha really does feel like an old friend, despite the fact that she’s nothing but words on a page.

So if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be an author, it’s weird. Really, disturbingly, frighteningly weird.

New article:

Another of my articles has gone up at WhatMMO: Best MMO Settings. I’ve always felt a good setting is crucial to any RPG, and to MMOs in particular. If you’re going to spend a lot of time in a virtual world, it had better be interesting.