Diablo: Legacy of Blood + New Article

Review: Diablo: Legacy of Blood:

“Legacy of Blood” by Richard A. Knaak is the first novel in the “Diablo Archive” anthology, which was another of my prizes from Blizzard’s writing contest. With my mixed feelings on the Diablo franchise, I wasn’t sure what to expect from Diablo literature.

While “Legacy of Blood” is far from terrible, I’m glad I kept my expectations low. This book is like having nothing to eat for dinner but bread. I like bread; there’s nothing wrong with it. But I want more in a meal.

The story follows an unfortunate tomb-robber named Norrec Vizharan. In search of easy riches, Norrec and his friends stumble across the tomb of Bartuc, the legendary Warlord of Blood, whose demon armies slaughtered countless innocents in the ancient past and who bathed his armor in their blood until it was permanently stained a grisly crimson.

It is Bartuc’s blood-stained armor that the story focuses on. A piece of the Warlord’s power remains in the armor, and it latches itself onto Norrec like a parasite, taking over his body and spelling doom for his little band of treasure-hunters.

The rest of the book mostly depicts the armor’s journey — with Norrec as its unwilling passenger — as it tries to resurrect the Warlord of Blood. At the same time, the armor is pursued by two other characters: General Augustus Malevolyn, who seeks the armor for his end wicked ends, and Kara Nightshadow, a necromancer who seeks to end the threat of the armor.

It’s not a bad story, certainly. There’s nothing about “Legacy of Blood” that I can point to and say, “This sucks.” As is usually the case with Richard Knaak, the prose is rather crude, but not intolerably so. But yet I found myself struggling to keep turning the pages.

Ultimately, the book does have one fatal flaw. For the vast majority of the book, Norrec has no control over his own actions. It’s simply not an interesting story when your nominal main character is just a bystander who can only watch as the suit goes around killing folks.

This is further compounded by the fact that the other protagonist, Kara, ends up in much the same situation. She’s not enslaved by a suit of armor, but she does spend much of the book as a prisoner or in the thrall of various nasty critters. So both our main characters are being led around by the nose most of the time, and it just robs the story of drama. A character needs to be able to take action and make decisions to be compelling.

I’m a relative newbie to the Diablo franchise, so I don’t know if I’m qualified to judge this, but this doesn’t really feel like a Diablo book to me, either. Aside from being a little more gory than a Warcraft novel and the places having different names, this could have been set in Azeroth for all the difference it would have made. Kara is so obsessed with the balance of nature that she seems more like a Night Elf druid than one of Rathma’s grizzly faithful.

It’s not an awful book. I didn’t hate it. But I wouldn’t recommend it, either.

Overall rating: 5/10 Just mediocre.

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My Head Is Thor

Review: Thor:

I know, I’m late to the party again. But now that I’ve seen it, I’m glad I waited for the DVD to see this movie.

The movie poster for ThorI’ll say off the bat that I am a big Norse mythology buff, and coming into the movie, I already had low expectations based on the fact that I knew it would never live up to the greatness of its source material.

Oddly enough, though, the mistakes with the mythology — such as the way they seemed to confuse Jotunheim with Niffleheim — didn’t bother me all that much. In fact, I rather liked the sci-fi explanations they gave to the Norse myths. Most of the gods’ portrayals felt right to me, if a little rough around the edges at times, and re-imagining the Rainbow Bridge as a wormhole was quite clever.

In  fact, I thoroughly enjoyed the first twenty minutes or so of the movie that were set purely in Asgard and Jotunheim.

And then the rest of the movie happened.

What follows is a spree of cliche “fish out of water” silliness that I’ve only seen in every sci-fi or fantasy crossover story ever. Even this I could have lived with, as Chris Hemsworth, who plays Thor, is quite charismatic and does an adequate if not stellar job in his role — not that it was a challenging part in any way.

But the movie just keeps spiraling downward. Going in, I at least expected a fun action movie, if not a smart one, but it didn’t even deliver there. The action sequences in this film were few, short, uninspired, and generally uninteresting. Chris Hemsworth, while likable, was not enough to carry the movie as a character piece, so it needed the action to hold the viewer’s attention, but it didn’t work as an action movie, either.

I also have to take issue with Thor’s love interest, a scientist played by Natalie Portman.

Now, I like Natalie Portman. I’ve seen her in other things, and I think she’s a very talented actress. Which leads me to wonder what the Hel* happened.

*(Mythology nerds will see what I did there.)

As should be obvious by now, I was not overly impressed with Thor as a movie, and Natalie Portman’s character was easily the most irritating part of it for me. She spends the entirety of the movie doing nothing but gush over Thor like a thirteen year-old girl at a Justin Bieber concert. I just wanted to punch her.

Perhaps the most important of my objections to this movie, though, is the fact that it simply didn’t make any sense. I try to avoid spoilers in my reviews, so I won’t get into specifics, but there are plot holes in the ending that I could drive a bus through.

I will say one good thing about Thor, though. I thought that Tom Hiddleston was very good as Loki. In fact, he was too good.

Tom Hiddleston as Loki in ThorDespite all his sleaziness, selfishness, and pettiness, I ultimately found Loki to be the most likable character in this movie. In fact, due to some of those plot holes I mentioned above, I spent the film’s climactic fight scene hoping Loki would win. Considering Loki was supposed to be the villain, I really don’t think that’s “working as intended,” as we gamers would say.

Overall rating: 4.7/10 Thor has some very good parts, but they are few and far between.

(PS: I did not come up with the title of the review. I wish I had, but I didn’t.)

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