Dark Apotheosis + A Very Underrated MMO

I’m a tank lock and so can you:

My warlock prepares to solo Sapphiron in NaxxramasIt’s the brutal home stretch before World of Warcraft’s next expansion, and we’re all scrambling for something to do to occupy our time until the Coming of the Pandas.

One of my solutions has been to experiment with the new warlock “kinda-sorta-almost-tank” stance, dark apotheosis, to solo old content.

I’ve had pretty mixed feelings on dark apotheosis (DA), which is granted by the glyph of demon hunting. I liked the original concept of warlock tanks, but Blizzard has made clear they don’t want warlocks tanking and will nerf the glyph if it ever becomes a possibility.

My warlocking soloing Loatheb in NaxxramasDA still has applications for soloing old content and PvP, but I’m not comfortable with a glyph that is not only useless but potentially very harmful in group PvE settings, so my opinion for a while has been that the glyph should be scrapped to prevent it becoming a trap.

Now, though… I don’t know how to feel.

I’d heard DA was amazing for soloing, but I didn’t know exactly how amazing. I was bored out of my mind, though, so I thought, “Hell, I’ll go solo Naxxramas.”

I fully expected to fail. It’s a level 80 raid, and warlocks are clothies. My rogue couldn’t even solo the trash for Tempest Keep, and that’s level 70. But I figured I’d start high and work my way down until I found something I could successfully solo.

Achievements earned while soloing Naxxramas on my warlockYeah.

In the end, I was able to kill Sapphiron, Kel’thuzad, and the entire Plague Wing over the course of two days. I had trouble with the other bosses largely due to unkind mechanics. I then moved on to Tempest Keep, killing Al’ar before growing tired of begging guildies to group with me.*

*(Seriously, can we get rid of the raid group requirement for entering instances?)

It’s hard to overstate the amusement that comes of a twiggy, 50-pound Blood Elf girl in a robe getting into a fist fight with a dragon the size of a farmstead and winning. And I really enjoyed the challenge.

Kel’thuzad was especially thrilling, and especially frustrating. It took me at least half a dozen tries over two days to finally defeat him. It’s an easy fight until the final phase, but there’s so much damage from the adds that join him in phase three that it becomes a brutal race to kill him before they kill you. I had to improve my gear and tweak my strategy to finally get him down — turns out the DPS from a volcanic potion is more useful than a health potion.

My warlock sitting in Kel'thuzad's chair after killing himI’m not an expert player, so if you’re looking to do some DA soloing on your warlock, there are undoubtedly better resources on how to do so, but here’s some quick info on how I did it.

My talents: dark regeneration, mortal coil, soul link, burning rush, grimoire of sacrifice (sacrificed voidwalker for shadow bulwark).

My glyphs: demon hunting (duh), siphon life, healthstone.

This a build I made specifically for soloing. These are not my usual talents. Nice thing about the new system is that it’s easy to change builds on the fly.

My warlock showing off her dark apotheosis wings in NaxxramasBasic rotation:

  • Keep corruption up.
  • Use demonic slash and hand of Gul’dan on cooldown.
  • USE FURY WARD ON COOLDOWN.
  • Only use soul fire when molten core has procced and you have excess fury. It’s a powerful source of damage and a crucial part of defeating many of these encounters, but using it too much will leave you without enough fury for fury ward. This is very, very bad.

The general tanking rule of cycling your cooldowns and not stacking them generally applies. However, pairing dark regeneration and shadow bulwark with your healing spells (not with each other) can be very beneficial, as both increase the effectiveness of mortal coil and healthstone for their duration. Popping dark regen and a healthstone returns nearly your full health bar.

Finally, make sure to abuse the hell out of consumables. For Kel’thuzad, I used the drums of ancient kings, a runescroll of fortitude II, bloodthistle (more for role-playing reasons than anything, really, but it does help a bit), the food buff from a fortune cookie, and a volcanic potion. I saved the potion for the final phase and paired it with my doomguard for maximum damage.

A new article, and a very underrated game:

My latest article for WhatMMO is Top 5 Underrated MMOs.

I’d actually like to elaborate a bit on the #1 entry on the list. Spoiler alert: it’s The Secret World.

Cover art for The Secret World issue #1: UnleashedYou may remember when I played TSW before, I said there were parts I had mixed feelings on, and that I’d need more time with the game to fully decide if I liked them or not.

Well, Funcom obliged. Shortly after I wrote that post, they added a more standard free trial, and amazingly, I was able to play it despite participating in the earlier trial. I was even able to continue from where I left off with the same character.

Having spent a full week playing The Secret World now, I can say my mixed feelings have faded. Despite their occasional frustrations, I definitely enjoy the infiltration and investigation missions. They’re so wildly unique and original that I just have to appreciate them.

More than that, the aspects of the game I already liked — such as the story, combat, and lack of classes — only grew on me further. Also, it has Jeffrey Combs in it. Jeffrey freaking Combs.

Long story short, I’ve been having withdrawals ever since my trial ran out.

Unfortunately, there are too many games out right now. With Mists of Pandaria on the horizon and my annual pass a few months away from expiration, it makes no sense for me to pay for another subscription game at the same time. And there’s also Guild Wars 2 to find time for at some point…

But damn it, I’m going to find a way to play TSW sooner or later. And in the meantime, I encourage everyone to go to their website and sign up for the free trial. The Secret World is a criminally underrated game that deserves far more recognition than it’s gotten.

Honestly, it makes me angry when I realize how much this game has been ignored in favour of other titles. It deserves so much better. It’s certainly far more original and compelling than Rift or The Old Republic, and in some ways, I’d say it could even give Guild Wars 2 a run for its money.

My Dragon character showing off his faction uniform in The Secret WorldSeriously, just play the trial.

The Secrift World of Guild Warscraft Aionline

Or Building the Perfect MMO:

If only...I’ve tried a lot of MMOs in the last year or so. Though I’ve generally wound up going back to World of Warcraft after every one, each has had at least one little area in which they blow WoW out of the water, and it’s always left me wishing I could smoosh all of them together to create the perfect game.

So just for fun, I’ve come up with a list of all the best features of the MMOs I’ve played, the traits that when combined would form what I believe to be the perfect MMO.

World of Warcraft: Class design and backstory

Say what you will about WoW, but I think their class design is second to none. The classes provide very different playstyles, and while some are occasionally similar, they’re generally very different from one another. A combat rogue plays nothing like a demonology warlock, and both are totally different from a retribution paladin.

The end result is that there’s something for everyone. In some cases, multiple somethings. Why do you think I have so many alts?

All my Warcraft charactersThe other great strength of Warcraft that other games can’t match is its years of backstory. More than half a dozen games and countless novels, comics, and short stories have created tens of thousands of years of fictional history that simply makes the universe come alive.

Guild Wars 2: Overall design and philosophy

It’s difficult to succinctly explain if you haven’t played GW2, but when I tried the beta, I just felt… free.

All the pressures and pointless crap you put up with in other MMOs are gone. If you want a linear story experience, it’s there for you. If you want to wander the world as an itinerant adventurer with no specific goal, you can. Play alone or with other people; it doesn’t matter. Just do whatever you want.

Battling a major boss during a dynamic event in the Guild Wars 2 betaYou don’t need to worry about gearing — upgrades are cheaply available from vendors. You don’t need to worry about other players stealing your loot or your kills.

Guild Wars 2 may be weak in peripheral areas like story or class design, but when it comes to the bones of the MMO experience, it’s a quantum leap forward.

Rift: Patch cycle

Rift isn’t a game that greatly impressed me. But the one thing you have to give its developers, Trion Worlds, credit for is their patch cycle.

Trion has managed to completely embarrass the entire MMO industry with the speed and regularity with which they’ve been able to roll out new content — all without a huge subscriber base or the massive cash behind something like WoW. In the long months between patches, bored Warcraft players look at Trion’s record and cry themselves to sleep.

Rift patch 1.5: Ashes of HistoryAnd these aren’t insignificant updates, either. We’re talking whole raids and game-changing updates, like merging the playable factions. Most games would reserve such changes for an expansion pack — if they found the balls to do them at all.

Rift is the evolving game all MMOs try but largely fail to be.

Aion/Star Trek: Online: Customization

I’ll be the first to admit that Aion is a game with a lot of problems, but I still have a soft spot for it, and the character customization is a large part of that.

Aion’s customization options are nearly limitless — some even say it went too far, allowing people to play as bizarre freaks. But I don’t really think there’s such a thing as too much customization. It’s just too cool to be able to make a character look exactly how you want, down to the finest details. I was even able to perfectly recreate characters from my novels with Aion’s amazing character creator.

A character from my writing recreated via Aion's amazing character customizationStar Trek: Online is another game with great customization, if not great gameplay. It doesn’t have quite so many options as Aion, but it’s close, and it does have perhaps the best customization option I’ve ever seen: the ability to choose your character’s animations and body language.

I’ll never stop wishing other games had that option. Never.

The Secret World: Story, ambiance, and quest design

I read a comment on Massively the other day that struck a cord with me. Paraphrasing: “It’s funny how SW:TOR spent all that money on all that voice-acting and story, and then The Secret World sneaks in with better voice overs, better writing, and better cinematic direction.”

That about sums it up.

The Dragon mission "Into Darkness" in The Secret WorldI would go so far as to say TSW probably has the best quest design of any MMO to date — Guild Wars 2 doesn’t count because it doesn’t really have quests. The quests are challenging and diverse, and they actually help teach you how to play the game, introducing you to the kind of mechanics found in dungeons and raids.

More importantly — to me, anyway — the quests have good stories that are well-told. Funcom, the developer, hit the perfect balance that needs to exist in video game story. There’s plenty of story for those who like it, but it’s not obtrusive.

Each major quest has a good voice-acted cinematic to explain its basic plot, but then it’s pretty much non-stop action to the end. If you want more story, you can engage the NPCs in conversation, but that’s entirely optional.

Out at night on Solomon Island in The Secret WorldThis is both more streamlined from a gameplay perspective and more engaging from a plot perspective than either the “busywork occasionally interrupted by a story” approach of WoW and its clones or Star Wars’ technique of ramming story down your throat at every turn whether you like it or not.

Blend until smooth:

The end result is a game with diverse, compelling classes; non-obligational, BS-free design; unmatched customization of every aspect of your character; rapid content updates; and a compelling, well-told story based on massive history and backstory.

Sigh…

We can dream.