Giving Up on Modern Star Trek

I had an epiphany of sorts a few months back while watching the abysmal Disney+ Obi-Wan series. The reason so much of the modern incarnations of big franchises like this are so bad is because they don’t need to be good. We all just keep tuning in based on the brand name and nothing else.

Spock, Captain Pike, and Una "Number One" Chin-Riley in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.Since then I’ve decided I want to be less of an easy mark for such things, and I think the end result has been that I am throwing in the towel on modern Star Trek.

I skipped season three of Picard. Its second season was the single worst piece of media I’ve ever consumed, the only thing I would rate a 0/10, and based on the spoilers I’ve read, the third season was no better.

I had been assuming I’d show up for the second season of Strange New Worlds, but when it finally started, I found the idea of sitting down to watch it felt more like a chore, and I realized maybe I’m ready to stop showing up to anything just because it has the Star Trek brand name.

Let’s be real: There hasn’t been a single good season of modern, live action Star Trek. There have been some okay seasons, but nothing truly good.

Season three of Discovery started very strong, but it kind of fell apart at the end, the rebuilding of the Federation done offscreen and seemingly overnight like Voyager’s endless miraculous resets. Season one of Picard had some excellent moments, but also some incredible blunders, and it mostly felt like set-up for future stories that the later seasons never delivered.

The titular ship in Star Trek: DiscoveryThere’s been other bright notes here and there, and to be clear, all of these shows have consistently had excellent acting and production values, but none of that really wallpapers over how bad the scripts have been throughout.

Strange New Worlds was pitched as a return to form, and it seems to have won over a lot of classic fans, but at best it’s only achieved basic competence. It’s telling that I’ve already forgotten nearly everything that happened in the first season. I remember Jess Bush being amazing as Nurse Chapel, but I couldn’t describe any of her scenes to you.

Mostly all I remember from SNW season one are the parts that pissed me off.

There are bunch of moments here and there in SNW that made me think that the writers just don’t get Star Trek, but one in particular stands out as emblematic, and since this is already shaping up to be a long post, I’ll focus on it.

For most of the episode, “Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach” is an excellent throwback to classic Trek. The Enterprise encounters a planet where technology has seemingly created a paradise, only to learn that (for unexplained space magic reasons) the technology must be fueled by the sacrifice of innocent children.

A leader of the planet defends her people’s practices to Pike, asking if he can say that no one suffers to keep the Federation’s utopia running.

Captain Pike and an alien dignitary in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' episode Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach.“This is it,” I thought. “This is the classic Trek moment where the captain gives an epic speech about how we can be better, and it doesn’t need to be this way. This is the moment where Star Trek’s vision of a utopian future shines brightest.”

Because that’s the whole point of Star Trek, isn’t it? That we evolve beyond exploitation and injustice. No one needs to suffer in the Federation. There is no underclass. There is no poverty, no persecution. Just equality and plenty for all.

But that’s not what happened. Pike just looks sad and walks off, and the episode ends. The message seems to be that the Federation is in fact no better, that somewhere people are suffering and being exploited to allow Pike and his people to have the blissful lives they do.

This is echoed in another episode where, in discussing the prohibition on the genetically engineered, Dr. M’Benga talks about how going to the stars led humanity to simply exchange old bigotries for new ones.

I think this is the fundamental premise the new writers are working from, and why modern Star Trek never really feels like Trek: That things didn’t really get better in the future. That we just exchanged our current injustices for new ones. And that defeats the whole purpose of Star Trek.

Soji, Rios, and Picard on the bridge of La Sirena in Star Trek: PicardThat brings me to what was probably the final nail in the coffin for me. Lately there’s been a lot of praise for the episode “Ad Astra Per Aspera,” in which Number One is put on trial for lying about her genetically engineered nature to enter Starfleet. This is being hailed as a classic example of Trek’s morality plays, with Una serving as a stand-in for real world minorities, but I don’t think that works for a variety of reasons.

I don’t want to turn this into a debate about real world politics, but I do want to state for context that I strongly oppose genetic modification in the real world for ethical reasons. I acknowledge that it is a very nuanced issue with some compelling arguments to be made in its favour, and I don’t buy into the misinformation and pseudo-science that often surrounds it, but by and large I still feel it’s a Pandora’s Box we shouldn’t open. I always felt like Star Trek’s opposition to the issue was very smart and forward-thinking.

But even if you don’t think genetic engineering is inherently a bad idea, there’s still a very good reason not to let the augmented serve in Starfleet: Application to Starfleet is a very competitive process, and if you let the genetically engineered serve, you’ll quickly reach a point where those without augmentations can’t compete. It creates an arms race situation where people will have to keep going to more and more extremes to be considered viable candidates.

It’s the same logic behind not allowing performance enhancing drugs in the Olympics. It’s not about some moral objection to enhancements, or even really about fairness. It’s about protecting athletes. When there’s no limits on what can be used to gain an advantage, people will destroy their bodies using ever more extreme performance enhancers.

(This is also, incidentally, one of the main reasons why genetic engineering has the potential to be terribly destructive in the real world.)

Una Chin-Riley in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Ad Astra Per Aspera.So, using Una’s genetic modifications has a stand-in for real world persecution of minorities just doesn’t really work. There’s no harm in accepting visible and sexual minorities. There are real, tangible downsides to letting genetically enhanced people openly serve in a competitive field.

I’ve heard a lot of people compare this story to the plight of transgender people in particular, but if that was their intention, there was a much more effective way to do that: Just make Una actually trans. Say she used Illyrian genetic technology to transition. Then the story has an actual leg to stand on; she broke the letter of the law, but not the spirit.

There’s other, more banal issues with this story, too. For Una to have gone undetected for so long, we’re expected to believe that she has made it all the way to first officer of the flagship without ever getting a single medical scan — and remember, the transporter needs to read your DNA in order to reassemble you properly.

Also — and I grant maybe this makes more sense if you watch the actual episode, whereas I’m just going from reading spoilers — my understanding is that the ultimate solution is for Una to apply for asylum in the Federation to escape the persecution she’s experienced… in the Federation. Which makes no sense on any level.

All that is a very long-winded way of saying that this episode is another example of the kind of sloppy writing that has defined modern Trek. And it just proves to me that things really, truly aren’t going to get better any time soon. I’ve spent years waiting for the new shows to hit their stride — they all do just enough right to make you feel like they’re on the cusp of brilliance — but it just never comes to pass.

Evan Evagora as Elnor on Star TreK: PicardSo I think it’s time to just stop trying. Maybe I’ll change my mind in future, but for now I’m tired of being strung along. Once again I find myself feeling alienated in Trek fandom, and I am reminded of the fact that there has always been more Star Trek I don’t enjoy than Star Trek I do enjoy, and the parts of the franchise I consider to be high watermarks are mostly despised by the larger fandom.

When I was first writing this post, I was going to conclude by saying that Prodigy was the exception to this. It has its rough edges, but so far it’s achieved a level of quality the other recent shows never have.

And more importantly, it feels like Star Trek. It’s hard to define what’s so different, but it just has that intangible Star Trek feel that the others lack. There’s an earnest, genuine optimism to it that stands in stark contrast to the thinly veiled cynicism of Strange New Worlds and its ilk.

But then the news came down that Prodigy had been cancelled. With most of the second season apparently already done, it feels like there’s a better than average chance of it returning, but until it does, I guess I really am well and truly done with modern Star Trek.

The Inexplicable, Irredeemable Disaster of Picard’s Second Season

I debated whether or not I should even write this post. Partly because I try not to be too negative in what I write (I know it doesn’t always seem that way), and partly because fully covering everything that went wrong with the second season of Star Trek: Picard would pretty much be a full-time job. I genuinely feel you could devote an entire podcast to breaking down why every single scene of this season failed, either in isolation or in the greater context of the story.

The official logo for Star Trek: Picard.It’s awful. Utterly, irredeemably, inexplicably awful. It is almost certainly the worst season of any Star Trek show, and very possibly the worst season of any TV series I have willingly sat through.

Nothing about this season makes sense, on any level. And I don’t just mean in the sense of continuity errors or plot holes, although there is an astronomical number of those. None of it even makes sense emotionally, or from a story-telling perspective. It’s an endless series of massive blunders that were not only avoidable, but which the writing team went out of their way to create.

How bad is it? Going in, I had low expectations, especially given the severe flaws of the first season, but the one thing I was sure of was that there was no way they could screw up the reunion of John de Lancie and Patrick Stewart. Two actors that are brilliant individually, and who have massive on-screen chemistry. An entire season of them playing off each other couldn’t possibly be all bad.

But baffingly, that’s not what we got. In the entire season, Picard and Q have about three scenes together, totaling what felt like at most five minutes of footage. In a ten episode season.

This was the easiest of easy wins, and they still managed to find a way to squander it. It’s like if I offered someone a million dollars to tell me what 2 + 2 is, and they refused because they wanted to pursue their dream of selling used vacuum cleaners to uncontacted Amazon tribes.

Patrick Stewart in season two of Star Trek: Picard.Everything in this season is like that. Baffling, unforced errors that serve no purpose.

One of the greatest mistakes of Picard’s first season was under-utilizing Isa Briones, and she appears in only a handful of scenes in this season — not even playing the same character! Instead she plays a new character with no relevance to the plot, no interactions with the rest of the cast, and no reason to exist in the story whatsoever.

Nothing was stopping them from just including Soji in the season. Literally nothing. Like all of season two’s innumerable blunders, it was easily avoidable, but the writers dove headlong into it with reckless abandon.

Similarly, the Romulan warrior monk Elnor was one of the best parts of the first season, but he is quickly killed off at the beginning of season two. Even more baffingly, Picard — the character who actually has a history with Elnor — has no apparent reaction to his death, whereas Raffi — who has had just one scene with him up prior to this season — suffers a complete emotional meltdown over his loss.

I get that they are meant to have developed a friendship off-camera during the break between seasons, but we don’t really see any of it. “Show, don’t tell” is one of the most basic tenets of good writing — it’s one of the very first things you learn when you begin studying any kind of fiction writing — and it’s completely ignored here. To call it amateurish is unfair to amateurs.

There’s also Talinn, a human woman from hundreds of years in the past who mysteriously looks just like Picard’s Romulan maid, Laris. This great mystery is strung out for multiple episodes, only for us to eventually learn… she actually is a Romulan, presumably related to Laris. The most boring explanation possible, and there was no reason it couldn’t have been revealed off the bat. Just cheap drama for cheap drama’s sake.

Picard and Guinan in the second season of Star Trek: Picard.Or we could look to the fact that the writers just straight up forgot the circumstances of Picard and Guinan’s first meeting and ended up effectively ret-conning it out of existence.

All of this barely even begins to scratch the surface of this unpardonable disaster of a season, but I have not the will to keep going. The above issues at least stand out as most emblematic of the sloppy, nonsensical attempts at story-telling that defined the season.

Picard’s first season had a lot of flaws, but it set us up with all the ingredients for a fantastic show. Aside from the obvious talents of Patrick Stewart, we also got a great cast of compelling new characters, countless opportunities for powerful stories around the Romulan diaspora and the rehabilitation of the X-Bs, and a terrifying new threat in the form of extra-dimensional machine gods.

The second season threw all of that out the window in favour of a story that not only fails to achieve even the most basic tenets of good story-telling, but which appears to have done everything possible to avoid even brushing up against them.

I genuinely feel bad for Patrick Stewart and the rest of the cast. If the writers had tried to make the worst season possible, they could not have done any better.