Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome Webisodes Live

After what seems like an eternity of delays, Syfy (AKA Syphilis Channel) has, with almost no warning or fanfare, begun releasing the pilot for the latest Battlestar Galactica spin-off, Blood and Chrome, as a series of webisodes. The first two are already live.

It hasn’t come up much on this blog before, but I am a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica, even if I wouldn’t touch the original with a ten foot pole. Well, sort of a fan, anyway. The first three seasons were brilliant, but as an acquaintance of mine aptly put it, “the show collapsed under its own weight in the last season.”

I also watched the short-lived Caprica spin-off. I had mixed feelings on it to say the least, but I’d say I still hold a higher opinion of it than most Galactica fans, and I still believe the pilot was one of the most brilliant pieces of television you’ll ever have the privilege to witness.

As for Blood and Chrome — not a fan of the name, by the way — my feelings are lukewarm at best. The fact is that we already know everything there is to know about the first Cylon War, and I don’t see the need to learn more about it. Plus, the entire cycle of development hell has left little room for hope.

Still, I have far too much franchise loyalty for my own good, so I dutifully sat down to watch the first two ten minute webisodes.

It’s too early to make any firm judgments, but it’s more or less living up to my expectations. And that’s not a good thing.

Nico Cortez as a young William Adama in the Razor flashbacks.Every Galactica fan worth their salt is pissed off that they didn’t bring back Nico Cortez of the Razor flashbacks to play the young William Adama, and this first taste of Blood and Chrome proves why. Whereas Cortez brought a hint of Edward James Olmos’ gravitas with a nice twist of youthful vigor, Luke Pasqualino is just… a scrawny pretty boy.

Make no mistake: the character in Blood and Chrome is not Bill Adama. He is, at best, a half-assed Kara Thrace with a penis.

I particularly dislike how they’re going with the cliche of setting him up as some natural-born super pilot. I had the same complaint about Kirk’s portrayal in the JJ Abrams Star Trek parody movie. He’s a starship captain, not the Chosen One. He’s not Luke Skywalker or Harry fracking Potter.

In general, too, I just think focusing on Adama is a mistake. I love the Old Man as much as anyone, but we already know all we need to know about him. Let some new characters shine. They made the same mistake with Caprica. They had a fantastic story about the rise of the Cylons, and then they torpedoed it by wasting half their time trying to justify the presence of the Adama family.

Still, there are some brief glimmers of hope. The virtual sets turned out a lot better than I expected, and the show as a whole looks great. The space dogfights are as amazing as ever. Bear McReary continues to prove why he’s one of the best soundtrack composers in the business.

I also liked Adama’s co-pilot. Coker, was it? He’s the only character so far who feels like he came out of the BSG universe, as opposed to a book of military fiction cliches. The alcoholism is perhaps laying it on a bit thick, but he feels believable as a grizzled veteran, and he’s a great counterpoint to Adama Lite’s “eager beaver” attitude.

All in all, it’s too early to make any firm judgments about Blood and Chrome. I’m not impressed, but I’ll give it a chance to improve.

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MoP Endgame: The Good, the Bad, and the Grindy

Mists of Pandaria endgame:

My warlock riding her disc of the red flying cloud mount in Kun-Lai SummitMy warlock has been 90 for a couple of weeks now, and I’ve had a chance to experience pretty much everything the Mists of Pandaria endgame has to offer —  or at least everything that appeals to me. There’s a lot to love, and a lot that just makes me wonder what they were thinking.

Dungeons:

Heroics have traditionally been both the bread and butter and the heart and soul of my endgame, so dungeons very much make or break an expansion for me.

I have to say, they really got it right this time. All of the MoP heroics are just about the perfect length, neither too long nor too short. They’re not clogged with endless reams of trash the way Cataclysm dungeons were, and they’re excellently paced.

My rogue exploring the Temple of the Jade SerpentTemple of the Jade Serpent, in particular, is an instance I would hold up as the gold standard for heroic dungeons. It’s long enough to feel substantive but not long enough to be tedious. Visually, it’s one of the best dungeons in WoW history, with gorgeous and diverse environments. The fights are well-designed and entertaining, and it has a great backstory.

The new heroics do feel just a little easy for my taste, but I’d rather they err on the side of too easy than too hard. WoW is a social game, and that means that you should be able to play with your friends even when their skills or gear aren’t quite up to snuff.

Scenarios:

Going in to MoP, I thought scenarios were something that I would love.

I was right.

Scenarios are everything I hoped they would be. Something quick, fun, and relaxing you can do whenever you have free time.

My warlock running the "A Brewing Storm" scenarioThey’re also surprisingly rewarding. While they offer less gear and valor than heroics, they also take much less time, so it seems to average out to the same amount of progress regardless of which you choose to do. This puts the choice down to what you’re in the mood for, which is a great place to be.

Raids:

Firstly, I will once again express my extreme gratitude for the Raid Finder and the fact that every single MoP raid will be accessible through it. This is one of the best things Blizzard has done, and it’s so wonderful to be able to access the most epic content regardless of your time, skill level, or willingness to enter the raiding community.

As for the content itself, I’ve only done Mogu’shan Vaults so far. I’d judge it a very middle of the road raid. I’ve seen better, and I’ve seen worse. The first couple of bosses are pretty dull, but Elegon provides nice visuals and some interesting story revelations, and Will of the Emperor is very fun and chaotic.

I’m not impressed by the new world bosses. I’m pretty sure Galleon doesn’t exist, and the one time I did Sha of Anger, it turned out to be a laggy, confused mess in which I spent most of my time running back from the graveyard.

Rep or die:

And here we come to the big controversy. In order to access valor gear or important trade recipes, you now need to participate in fairly lengthy reputation grinds with numerous factions.

One does not simply daily with Shado-panThis in and of itself would be frustrating, but on top of that, they’ve made reputation much harder to get. Tabards are gone, leaving daily quests as the only option to grind rep, and dailies now award much less reputation per quest than they used to.

Things get to a whole other level of frustration when you realize that two of the key reputations, August Celestials and Shado-pan, can’t even be accessed until you reach revered with the Golden Lotus faction.

One of the big complaints about Cataclysm’s endgame was that it boiled down to “raid or die.” Unless you raided, your options and progression were very limited. Unfortunately, Blizzard hasn’t learned from that, because now we have “rep or die.”

“But wait,” I hear you say. “You can just skip the dailies. They’re not mandatory.”

In the strictest technical sense, this is true. You don’t have to do anything in WoW if you don’t want to; it’s a game. But there are a number of issues with trying to argue that people can just skip them.

First of all, you’re losing out on a lot of pretty good gear. Yes, it’s possible to gear up and clear content without it, but pretty much everyone wants better gear. Even casuals still care about character progression, even if it’s not their main motivator. Progression is the whole point of RPGs, MMO or otherwise.

So we put some rep in your rep, so you can grind while you grind.Second, I — and others, I suspect — enjoy the process of buying valor gear. I know Blizzard is in love with RNG, but I don’t enjoy gambling with loot tables. I would much rather have a goal that I can progress towards in a clear, measurable way. That’s fun to me, and the valor grind has been the center of my endgame for as long as I’ve played.

Now Blizzard says valor was never supposed to be a main progression path. But for the last two expansions, that’s exactly what it was. So now they’re basically telling me, “Sorry, you’ve been playing the game wrong for the last three years.” It’s unfair for them to pull the rug out from under us point collectors after so long.

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Blizzard never intended the dailies to be optional. In a discussion about MoP’s rep grinds on the beta forum, Greg “Ghostcrawler” Street himself said that content can’t be “too optional” or it “doesn’t count.”

Want further proof? Just look at how virtually everything in MoP gives valor, but only one thing allows you to spend it. Or the fact that the dailies also reward rep required for the new legendary chain. Or the fact that they’re the only way to get charms of good fortune.

My warlock battling the Mantid in the Dread WastesI won’t even get in to how horrible this is for alts except to say that I’m now playing only one character for the first time in my WoW career. And no, the upcoming reputation boost for alts is not a solution.

Even all this might not be so bad if the dailies themselves weren’t so boring. Golden Lotus and Klaxxi quests would have felt outdated in Burning Crusade. At least Quel’danas had bombing runs. GL and Klaxxi are nothing but kill this and collect that. Where’s the originality that went into the Molten Front?

Not to mention how small the daily areas are, forcing an ungodly amount of competition between players. I’ve given up on honour; I can and will steal your kills without mercy.

There are actually some very fun rep grinds in MoP — the Tillers and the Lorewalkers are both absolutely delightful — but in a sad irony, these do not offer significant rewards compared to the other reputations.

Lorewalker Cho telling me the tale of Emperor Shaohao in World of Warcraft: Mists of PandariaWhat it comes down to is this: you can choose not to do the dailies, but you’re only losing out by not doing so. That’s not a fun gameplay choice. It’s the same mistake that led to the phrase “raid or die”: do a particular type of content, or be penalized.

Do dailies or lose out on valor is not a choice; it’s an ultimatum.

Final thoughts:

Ultimately, Mists of Pandaria’s endgame consists of a lot of truly amazing content — some of the best in WoW’s long history — but it’s shackled by some extraordinarily bad game design, which holds it back from being truly great.

Which is pretty much the entire story of World of Warcraft. Blizzard has amazing artists, composers, writers, and content designers, but they always manage to find some stupid caveat to almost, but not quite, ruin all the hard work they put into their content.

Ultimately, I think this is why I find my eyes roaming to other games more and more. I feel tired. I’m sick of always trying to eat around the poison pill in the banquet of content that is WoW.

Battling the centaurs during a dynamic event chain in Guild Wars 2I’m too attached to the universe and mythology of Warcraft to ever seriously consider giving up for good, but I’m starting to think WoW may be destined to become a game that I only dip into for a month or two at a time to keep up on the main plots, while I spend the majority of my time playing other games.

I need to stop writing such long posts. ><