ESO: A Jaunt through One Tamriel

I had been planning to spend this past weekend playing Overwatch during its free event, but I grew bored with it in record time. Not wanting to start another storyline in The Old Republic just yet, I looked to other options.

The Glenumbra zone in Elder Scrolls OnlineAnd then I saw the huge ad for Elder Scrolls Online on my Steam homepage, looking all sexy and winking seductively at me.

I’ve often talked about returning to the game, but this sure isn’t how I expected it to happen.

A new face:

They were holding a big sale on cash shop currency, so I decided to buy a recustomization token and tweak my character’s appearance. I had long planned to change her hairstyle, but I wound up adjusting her face a fair bit, too.

When I started playing, I knew almost nothing Elder Scrolls lore, and I had no idea what sort of person my character would be, so I defaulted to my go-to of a serious, militaristic character. But now I know a lot more about Bosmer, and a stern-faced, disciplined woman didn’t seem to fit anymore.

I came to view my character more as a darkly playful trickster. She’ll greet you with smile, and she’ll eat you with a smile.

So now she has loose hair and softer, friendlier features. I also made her a little shorter, because now I know Bosmer are supposed to be tiny. I think she might still be a little on the tall side for Bosmer, but she shouldn’t be head and shoulders above her own people anymore.

The original appearance of my Bosmer sorcerer in Elder Scrolls Online.

Before.

The new look of my Bosmer sorcer in Elder Scrolls Online

After.

Also horns because why not.

The lack of a wardrobe system still rankles me quite a lot, though. I love the outfit I have now, but I’m going to outlevel it soon. That’s honestly been one of the things holding me back from playing more. You can get costumes in the cash shop, but the selection is woefully inadequate; apparently the developers regularly remove outfits, which seems very wrong-headed.

I did grab one costume that’s okay, but it doesn’t quite fit her barbaric aesthetic. At least it shows off her tattoos.

Exploring One Tamriel:

As MMOs are wont to do, the game has changed a bit since I played last. One nice thing is that you now get additional skill points for leveling up, so I had a bunch of points to spend upon logging in. I always did feel starved for enough skill points to do everything I wanted to, so it’s quite welcome.

But of course the big change is One Tamriel, which has united the world with universal level scaling (both and up and down, which is a rarity) and relaxed faction barriers.

Theoretically I think the level-scaling is a great idea, but in practice I don’t see it affecting me much. It seems to be of more benefit to people who are already far-progressed in the game. Yes, I can jump ahead to high level zones now, but why would I want to? Might as well keep playing through the story.

The Glenumbra zone in Elder Scrolls Online.The faction changes are a little more interesting. Just for the novelty, I decided to hop on my horse and spend a few hours sightseeing in some of the zones for the other two alliances.

I’ve always felt the graphics in ESO were overrated, but after visiting Glenumbra, I’m not so sure anymore. That zone is gorgeous. I’m an Aldmeri loyalist to the end, but that place is far nicer than any of our zones.

Meanwhile, the Ebonheart Pact zones are… interesting. I had written Elder Scrolls off as purely low fantasy, but then I got to the Dunmer zones and it’s all giant mushrooms and ash raining from the sky and glowing fungi and floating brain-tentacle monsters. It’s definitely a change of pace.

I also made a point to visit the capitols of the other factions. That’s one thing the Aldmeri definitely win. The Covenant capitol is barely distinguishable from any other random town, and while the Pact city is neat, it’s nothing compared to Elden Root.

Of course, like any self-respecting Bosmer, I made a point to grab some “souvenirs” from the palaces of both rival factions. I had a terrible misunderstanding involving a lockbox in the Pact council chambers and several heavily armed guards, but I somehow managed to escape and proceeded to flee north across Dunmer territory.

The Rift region of Skyrim in Elder Scrolls Online.When I logged off for the night, I was camped out in the woods of eastern Skyrim, waiting for the heat to die off. It’s another lovely zone, actually — not a bad place to be stranded, as these things go.

So now what?

I enjoyed revisiting Elder Scrolls Online. It’s pretty rare for a game to be able to hold my attention without constant action and/or gripping story, but I just gladly spent several hours doing little but sightseeing. That says something.

Of course, the biggest reason I stopped playing wasn’t that I didn’t like it. I stopped because I didn’t have time, and with many other games currently demanding my attention, that’s still true. I might make more of an effort to carve out some time for it here or there, though, and I’d still like to sit down and really delve deep into the game at some point. If I can find the time.

Review: Glitch, Season One

With my Star Trek rewatch wrapping up, I was looking for something new to watch on Netflix. Enter Glitch. I’d not heard of this show, but the premise seemed intriguing, so I decided to give it a shot. What I discovered was an intriguing, if flawed, series.

The cast of GlitchSo far, only the first season is available, and it’s extremely short (only six episodes), so it seemed to make more sense to review the entire season instead of going episode by episode.

The other walking dead:

Glitch is a show with a simple yet unusual premise. One night, in a small town in rural Australia, a number of dead people claw their way out of their graves. Confused and frightened, they are found by a local police officer named James, and a doctor named Elishia.

They are not zombies. They’re not animate corpses. They appear to have been truly resurrected, restored to life in apparently perfect health.

This despite the fact that all of them have been dead and buried for years. The most newly deceased is Kate, James’ wife, who died of cancer two years previously. The eldest is Patrick Fitzgerald, the town’s founder, who has been dead since the nineteenth century.

In between those extremes are a diverse collection of deceased. The kind and gentlemanly Charlie was a soldier in the First World War. Carlo met his end in the 40s. Maria is a pious Italian housewife who fell in the 1960s. Kirstie was a wild child before her untimely death in the late 80s. One, found in an unmarked grave, has no memories at all and is simply labelled John Doe.

Kate and James in the TV series GlitchIt falls to James and Elishia to hide the Risen (as they are called) as sinister forces begin to seek them out. As for the Risen themselves, they are left to struggle with life after death. Many of them are alone in the world, their friends and family having died long ago, yet for those who still have relations among the living, the path may be harder still.

It’s certainly an interesting premise. I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything quite like it. The mystery is intriguing, but there may be a little too much of it.

You would think that a show with such a short season would waste no time, but in fact Glitch is a very slow-paced show that is very stingy with its answers. Most of the questions you probably have right now if this is your first time hearing about the show are questions I still have, even after seeing every episode.

There is going to be a second season, so there’s still time to explain things, but I don’t like being strung along like this.

It also turn into a bit of a soap opera sometimes. Being who I am, I am of course most interested in the fantastical elements of the show, but Glitch spends more time on interpersonal relationships and who’s sleeping with who this week. It can get a bit tiresome.

Glitch also features my least favourite kind of story: the love triangle. And this is a really good example of why I hate love triangles so much. It takes up a lot of screentime while doing nothing whatsoever to advance the story. It accomplishes nothing but to make every character involved look like a total sleazebag.

James restored Kirstie's grave in the TV series GlitchOn that note, another issue with Glitch is that most of the characters are pretty unlikable. It lessens the drama when you don’t care about half the cast.

The good news is that the characters that I do like, I really like.

By far the highlight of the show is Charlie. His earnest, good-hearted nature does wonders to make the otherwise grim tone of the series easier to bear.

I’m also rather fond of Kirstie. She’s not the most level-headed person, but her spunk can be endearing, and she has one of the better stories in the show. I won’t spoil too much, but the most powerful scene in the season comes from her exploring her tragic past. It’s very powerful.

Patrick grew on me after a while, too. He’s a bit of a lowlife in some ways, but he’s not without his own odd form of charm.

Those three are what carry the show. Even if I’m frustrated by the slow pace or sneering at the rest of the cast, I’m enjoying the stories of Charlie, Kirstie, and Patrick enough to make Glitch worthwhile.

Overall rating: 6.9/10 Probably not going to be your new favourite show, but it might be worth a look if you want to try something different.