Review: The Ancient Blades: Den of Thieves + More Beta Thoughts

Review: Den of Thieves

“Den of Thieves” is the first book in a new trilogy by author David Chandler called “The Ancient Blades.” It’s a simplistic but enjoyable romp full of demons, dark wizards, and narrow escapes.

Cover art for "The Ancient Blades Trilogy, book one: Den of Thieves" by David ChandlerThe story focuses on Malden, a silver-tongued and clever young thief living in an over-crowded metropolis called the Free City of Ness. In order to pay his dues to a ruthless crimelord, Malden accepts an almost unthinkably risky assignment at the behest of a shadowy cabal: steal the crown of Ness’s ruler, the burgrave.

Malden faces any number of terrible challenges in his quest to get the crown, but once he does finally steal it, circumstances require him to accomplish an even more monumental feat: stealing the crown back from the people he gave it to.

Other main characters include Sir Croy, a ludicrously cliched fairy tale-style knight, and Cythera, a woman bound to serve a black magician by a terrible curse and a stereotypical damsel in distress.

I never quite figured out if Croy was a joke by accident or by design, but I lean towards the latter. In either case, he’s amusing in his dunderheaded insistence on living as if everyone follows the same code of chivalry he does. Cythera is not quite so much a cliche as Croy is, but she’s pretty close.

As you can see, none of the characters in this book have a lot of depth to them. But for what it’s worth, they’re mostly enjoyable, and they bring a lot of good chuckles. Cythera is the only truly weak link, existing as a little more than a prize for Croy and Malden to fight over.

I don’t think David Chandler ever intended for this book to be taken very seriously, and looked at from that perspective, this is a good book. What it lacks in depth or intellect, it makes up for with witty quips, chilling villains, and swashbuckling adventure.

I’m reminded of an interview with Raymond E. Feist that I once read, in which he described his books as “ripping good yarns.” This was his way of saying that he wasn’t trying to be Shakespeare. He intends his books to provide good entertainment — nothing more, nothing less.

That’s exactly what “Den of Thieves” is: a ripping good yarn. It’s fun light reading.

It’s also paced very well, with nary a dull moment from start to finish. I found myself racing through its 400+ pages in record time.

Overall rating: 7.7/10 “Den of Thieves” isn’t going to revolutionize the genre, nor will it earn praise for its intellectual stimulation or powerful emotion, but it is a great way to waste a few hours.

Further beta thoughts:

The Diablo 3 open beta has come to an end, but not before I managed to complete its content, slaying the Skeleton King in an epic and lengthy battle.

I may have come across a bit harsh on D3 in my last post, but I did find the beta got much better by the end. As both your character and the monsters gain more diverse abilities, combat gets much more tactical and interesting. Although I still don’t like the controls.

My wizard in the Diablo III open betaI also succumbed to temptation and made a wizard. While I was enjoying the monk more by the end, the wizard blew it out of the water in the fun department. Admittedly, it was a bit mindless, as I did nothing but spam arcane orb most of the time, but it was awesome to demolish everything in front of me with raw magical power.

On the Mists of Pandaria beta front, let me just say this to all those of you in the beta: do yourself a favour and do some low level PvP. I had the most absolutely hilarious Warsong Gulch match ever yesterday.

Picture two dozen pandas rolling around and hurling kegs of booze at each other like some demented Donkey Kong game on acid. It was ridiculous. It was glorious. It was — dare I say — pandemonium.

I should have thought to take more screenshots, but things were just too crazy most of the time. And I was having too much fun.A low level Warsong Gulch match in the World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria beta

Review: The Fallen Kings Cycle: The Dread + New Writing

Edit: Huh, apparently this is my 100th post. Well, I’ll be a monkey’s carbuncle.

Review: The Dread:

“The Dread” is the second book of Gail Z. Martin’s “Fallen Kings Cycle,” but that name really just stems from a change of publishers. In truth, this is the sixth book of her “Chronicles of the Necromancer” series. Before I give my thoughts on “The Dread,” let me give you a little retro review on the series to date, so as to have some context. Expect a few vague spoilers.

Cover art for "The Fallen Kings Cycle, book two: The Dread" by Gail Z. Martin“The Chronicles of the Necromancer” is an interesting hybrid of dark fantasy and high fantasy. The style of the story is very much in the high fantasy vein, full of wizards and epic conflict, but the setting is more dark fantasy. Instead of Elves and Dwarves, the land is populated by vampires (they’re called vayash moru in this series, and they do not sparkle), werewolves (called vyrkin), and various forms of vengeful dead.

It is the story of Martris (or “Tris”) Drayke, the king of the nation of Margolan, one of the Winter Kingdoms. He is also the first Summoner — or necromancer — in a generation, making him a mage of virtually unmatched power.

The series began with Tris as the second son of Margolan’s king, leading a peaceful life with no obligations or importance. This changed when his evil half-brother, Jared, and a dark wizard, Foor Arontala, murdered the rest of his family and forced Tris to become a fugitive.

As you would expect, Tris then went on an epic journey to free his kingdom from Jared’s depravities. Along the way, he learned to command his magic and gathered various allies: the warrior-princess of Isencroft, Kiara, whom he later married; the loyal palace guards, Soterius and Harrtuck; the gifted bard Carroway; the fiery healer, Carina; and the crude mercenary, Jonmarc Vahanian.

If they sound like a cliche bunch of characters, I suppose they are, but they were likable enough for it to work. It should also be noted that Jonmarc has a very long and tragic past which grants him more complexity than I can properly communicate in this blog. In all honesty, I think Jonmarc may be the best reason to read the entirety of this series.

Between the likable characters, the spooky atmosphere, and the sheer vileness of Jared and Arontala, the first two books of this series — “The Summoner” and “The Blood King” — were very enjoyable, and I recommend them. My only major complaint was that Tris, as a light mage, could not raise the dead or do any of the cool stuff we generally associate with necromancers.

Cover art for "The Chronicles of the Necromancer, book one: The Summoner" by Gail Z. MartinUnfortunately, the rest of the series has not lived up to the quality of its beginning. Once Jared was defeated, the series got progressively more domesticated. The epic struggle was gone, and more and more attention was given to more “soap opera”-type storylines, like Tris and Kiara wringing their hands over her pregnancy.

The second two books, “Dark Haven” and “Dark Lady’s Chosen,” showed promise and were partly saved by Jonmarc being ridiculously badass at every possible opportunity, but they failed to deliver the kind of intensity they should have.

That brings us to “The Fallen Kings Cycle,” and its first book, “The Sworn.” Honestly, I can’t even remember what happened in this book very well. It set up a new threat, an invasion by the northern nation of Temnotta and their Dark Summoner. But that’s just the thing: all it did was set up. There was no punch, no real excitement.

In “The Dread,” Gail Martin makes a heroic effort to resurrect (See what I did there?) the action and intensity of the first books in the series, but she’s only partially successful.

What was once the strength of the series, its large cast of likable characters, has started to weigh it down. The cast has ballooned to an unwieldy size, and several of the characters seem to add little or nothing of value to the story. The book is painfully slow in getting going, and much of the first few hundred pages — these are big books — feels unnecessary.

Now, to be fair, the last few chapters of “The Dread” are actually pretty spectacular, showing the armies of the Winter Kingdoms, the vayash moru, the vyrkin, and even the ancient dead of centuries past rising up to face the Temnottan invasion. The true power of Summoners is in evidence as Tris battles his northern counterpart.

But it’s impossible to escape the feeling of “too little, too late,” and the Dark Summoner proves a disappointment, as well. Whereas Jared was lovingly crafted into a sociopath of the highest order, and even Malesh — the rogue vayash moru villain of the middle books — was passably intimidating as a villain, the Temnottan Dark Summoner is woefully underdeveloped to the point where even calling him a character and not a plot device is just inaccurate.

I can’t help but compare Gail Z. Martin to James Maxey. I started reading their books at around the same time, and I saw many parallels: they were originally with the same publisher, both tried to bring something new to the fantasy genre, and both had a lot of potential, despite being a bit rough around the edges.

As we saw with “Greatshadow,” James Maxey has improved greatly since his early career. But sadly, Gail Martin seems to be stagnating. I’d like to see her grow as much as Maxey has, but I’m losing hope.

Overall rating for “The Chronicles of Necromancer”: 7.2/10

Overall rating for “The Dread”: 6.3/10

New writing:

Weird Worm has posted another of my articles, “The Six Stages of Inspiration.” Despite their botching one of the image uploads, I think this is one of the best things I wrote for them. But maybe that’s just the narcissistic artist in me.