I Love Futurama + Elves Looking Cool

I’ve been a fan of Futurama since it premiered oh so many years ago — I’m not going to look up the exact date because I’m afraid it’ll make me feel old. I was crushed when it was cancelled the first time, and I was overjoyed when it relaunched as a series of movies, buying each one on DVD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsfwbzvME8

Unfortunately, I somewhat lost track of the show after that due to Comedy Central not being a thing in Canada, but recently, I’ve been getting caught up on the most recent seasons, and I’ve been reminded just how much I truly love it.

It’s not just that it’s funny — although it is, extremely. What I really appreciate about Futurama is how much respect it has for its source material.

Yes, it’s a send-up of science fiction, but you can also tell that the writers are true sci-fi fans who have a real love and respect for the genre. I think of the episode “Where No Fan Has Gone Before” — a must watch for any and all Trekkies — and while it (quite brilliantly) poked fun of all the foibles of Star Trek and its fandom, it also took the time to talk about the positive impact Trek had on Fry’s life.

A lot of Futurama’s stories are very clever pieces of science fiction in their own right, in addition to being comedic. Into the Wild Green Yonder, for instance, could have easily worked as a serious sci-fi epic. The concept of the ebb and tide of green energy being responsible for all of history’s mass extinctions, and the fight to usher in a new Green Age and restore all of the vanished species, was just awesome.

Of course, they presented it all in the most silly and ridiculous way possible, because it’s a comedy and that’s what they do, but with a different treatment, Into the Wild Green Yonder could have worked just just as well as a straight-faced adventure.

The Planet Express ship flies into a wormhole in Into the Wild Green YonderThis is also the same reason I’m such a big fan of Douglas Adams. His humor made his books good, but his skill as a fantasist is what made them brilliant. An all-powerful AI that exists at all points of time simultaneously, every single process on the planet Earth being translated into a single awe-inspiring piece of music…

Big ideas like that are what make sci-fi and fantasy so magical — no pun intended.

Elves looking cool:

Well, Elves pretty much always look cool, so I guess this should be “Elves looking cooler than usual.”

Blizzard recently unveiled the updated model for Night Elf females, and I have to say, this is perhaps the first new player that strikes me as a significant improvement over the original — with the Orc female as the only possible exception.

The new model for Night Elf females in World of Warcraft (fangs pending)This is exactly how a Night Elf should look. Timeless and graceful, but with a feral and amazonian edge.

I can’t wait to play my monk after the change. She’s going to look so badass. Heck, between the awesomeness of this model and my less than positive feelings toward the new human female, I’m almost tempted to race change my rogue, too.

On a tangentially related note, I was also thoroughly impressed by the preview of the new Blood Elf Tyrande skin for Heroes of the Storm over at Heroes Nexus. Especially the blue-tint/High Elf one. This is a rare case where I’m willing to overlook a case of “female armor” because she just looks that badass.

Although if it were up to me, she would be wearing pants.

April Fools Around the Gaming World

Yesterday was April Fools’ Day, and as is traditional, the Internet pretty much devolved into a maelstrom of trolling and ridiculousness. Which really isn’t that different from a normal day, except people put a little more effort in.

In particular, there were some pretty masterful gags involving two games close to my heart, World of Warcraft and The Secret World.

Space Goats: Coast-to-Coast

Possibly my favourite has to be Blizzard’s preview of the “new model” for Draenei females:

Look at it! LOOK AT IT!As a noted anti-Draenite, I must admit that this filled my heart with joy.

I think the most amusing and yet disturbing thing about this was the utter dismay and outrage people felt at the notion that the Draenei female might be anything but a Playboy model with a tail. How dare they present a female model that is less than physical perfection?

This is why I’m ashamed to be counted among the gaming community.

But no need to get too down in the dumps. Let’s just celebrate the hilarity that is this most brilliant act of trolling.

Other Warcraft gags:

While it’s the simplest of all their jokes, I think the “patch notes” are always the most amusing part of WoW’s April Fools’ gags. There’s a lot of gems in there, but whoever came up with this note for priests is my new hero:

* Chakra, when the walls fell.

Awesome.

My Blood Elf mage in mount HyjalI’m also amused by the fact that the mage spell Time Warp now requires just a jump to the left, and as someone who has played both a paladin in WoW and a crusader in Diablo III, I found the bit about what happens when you have Reaper of Souls installed especially poignant.

Elsewhere on the web, MMO-Champion “previewed” an upcoming feature that would allow players to betray their factions and thus play as, say, an Alliance Blood Elf or Horde Dwarf.

Honestly… I kind of wish this was real. It sounds awesome. Not just because I wish the lines between factions were more blurred, but it just sounds like an excellent quest chain altogether.

Why do you torment me this way, MMO-Champion?

The Secret World: Equality for all

The developers of The Secret World also had a pretty brilliant contribution with their new outfit called “Gender Equality.” This one wasn’t a hoax; it’s actually available in the item store.

In an obvious spoof of the “female armour” issue that afflicts many games, including TSW on occasion, the female version of this outfit is a perfectly ordinary and practical scuba diving outfit.

The male version is this:

Is niceOf course, this has once again triggered the eternal “silly clothes” debate, as many people resent joke clothing items in an adult, horror-themed game like TSW.

I’m no fan of silly clothing items, and I’m quite glad most offerings in recent months have tended toward the serious and setting-appropriate. But if you can’t appreciate the brilliant piece of satire that is this outfit, I just feel sorry for you.

I think this officially makes up for the infamous Snake Charmer outfit.