I Love Futurama + Elves Looking Cool

I’ve been a fan of Futurama since it premiered oh so many years ago — I’m not going to look up the exact date because I’m afraid it’ll make me feel old. I was crushed when it was cancelled the first time, and I was overjoyed when it relaunched as a series of movies, buying each one on DVD.

Unfortunately, I somewhat lost track of the show after that due to Comedy Central not being a thing in Canada, but recently, I’ve been getting caught up on the most recent seasons, and I’ve been reminded just how much I truly love it.

It’s not just that it’s funny — although it is, extremely. What I really appreciate about Futurama is how much respect it has for its source material.

Yes, it’s a send-up of science fiction, but you can also tell that the writers are true sci-fi fans who have a real love and respect for the genre. I think of the episode “Where No Fan Has Gone Before” — a must watch for any and all Trekkies — and while it (quite brilliantly) poked fun of all the foibles of Star Trek and its fandom, it also took the time to talk about the positive impact Trek had on Fry’s life.

A lot of Futurama’s stories are very clever pieces of science fiction in their own right, in addition to being comedic. Into the Wild Green Yonder, for instance, could have easily worked as a serious sci-fi epic. The concept of the ebb and tide of green energy being responsible for all of history’s mass extinctions, and the fight to usher in a new Green Age and restore all of the vanished species, was just awesome.

Of course, they presented it all in the most silly and ridiculous way possible, because it’s a comedy and that’s what they do, but with a different treatment, Into the Wild Green Yonder could have worked just just as well as a straight-faced adventure.

The Planet Express ship flies into a wormhole in Into the Wild Green YonderThis is also the same reason I’m such a big fan of Douglas Adams. His humor made his books good, but his skill as a fantasist is what made them brilliant. An all-powerful AI that exists at all points of time simultaneously, every single process on the planet Earth being translated into a single awe-inspiring piece of music…

Big ideas like that are what make sci-fi and fantasy so magical — no pun intended.

Elves looking cool:

Well, Elves pretty much always look cool, so I guess this should be “Elves looking cooler than usual.”

Blizzard recently unveiled the updated model for Night Elf females, and I have to say, this is perhaps the first new player that strikes me as a significant improvement over the original — with the Orc female as the only possible exception.

The new model for Night Elf females in World of Warcraft (fangs pending)This is exactly how a Night Elf should look. Timeless and graceful, but with a feral and amazonian edge.

I can’t wait to play my monk after the change. She’s going to look so badass. Heck, between the awesomeness of this model and my less than positive feelings toward the new human female, I’m almost tempted to race change my rogue, too.

On a tangentially related note, I was also thoroughly impressed by the preview of the new Blood Elf Tyrande skin for Heroes of the Storm over at Heroes Nexus. Especially the blue-tint/High Elf one. This is a rare case where I’m willing to overlook a case of “female armor” because she just looks that badass.

Although if it were up to me, she would be wearing pants.

Odin Is the Writer’s God

I love Norse mythology.

Do you?If you have any interest in fantasy fiction, odds are you’d enjoy reading up on Norse mythology. They’re pretty much the same thing. Dragons, Elves, Dwarves, magic rings, epic battles, evil giants… All these things spring from Norse myths.

This is not coincidental. J.R.R. Tolkien, who gave birth to the modern fantasy genre, made extensive study of Norse mythology and based his works on it.

There’s one story out of the Norse myths in particular that’s stuck with me over the years, and the more I think on it, the more it strikes a cord in me.

It deals with Odin, the god of wisdom. Also known as the All-Father, Odin was the king of the gods and the creator of the world. One of the most famous stories of him is how he came to learn the secret of runes.

Odin had to sacrifice dearly to prove himself worthy of the power of runes. So he impaled himself on his own spear, tore out his own eye, and hung himself from the branches of the World Tree — still impaled — for nine days and nine nights.

Art of Odin, the All-FatherOnly after he survived this ordeal was he granted the knowledge of runes, which he then shared with the peoples of the nine worlds.

This, to me, is a very telling story. It shows how highly the Norse valued knowledge, that their chief god would torment himself in this way simply so that people could learn to read and write. It is yet another thing that proves the Norse were far from the brutish savages popular culture paints them as.

It speaks to me as a writer. It paints written language as something sacred, something meaningful, something powerful.

And when you think about it, language is humanity’s greatest invention.

Humans are the dominant species on Earth for one reason: We work together better than anything else. Sure, we’re really smart, but none of that intellect would mean anything if we couldn’t pass our knowledge on to each other. So what if one of our ancestors learned to make fire if that knowledge had died with them?

Language is what allows us to share plans with each other, to strategize, to pool our knowledge and become greater than we could ever be as individuals. It lets us learn and teach, study and collaborate.

The Norse runic alphabetAnd written language gives us the greatest ability to communicate. It allows us to share knowledge across time and space. I can write this blog in my living room in Ontario, and you can read it in your office in New York, or your bedroom in London. Ancient scholars can inscribe the tale of Odin’s sacrifice on stones, and it can survive the centuries to eventually inspire me.

Language is power, and artistry, and life, and wisdom. It is the soul of what makes us human. And that is why I love the story of Odin’s quest to learn the secret of runes. It acknowledges just how important words are, and how grateful we should all be that we have this wondrous ability. It shows you how wise my Nordic ancestors truly were.

Praise be to the One-eyed God.