New Computer, New Options

As you know, my old computer somewhat sucked. I mean, it was a good computer, but it just didn’t have the power to work as a good gaming rig.

Yes, I’m using the past tense.

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF MY NEW ALIENWARE GAMING COMPUTER.

My glorious new Alienware gaming desktopSlick.

This will improve all of my gaming, but by far the biggest benefit comes with The Secret World. I’ve gone from having abominable lag on even the lowest settings to playing smoothly with everything set to maximum.

By all that is unholy, this game is beautiful. My first five minutes were spent simply gawking and repeating the phrase, “Oh, wow.”

Compare and contrast.

Agartha before:

Agartha in The Secret WorldAgartha after:

A custodian in Agartha in The Secret WorldMy Templar before:

My Templar alt moments after character creationMy Templar after:

My Templar lookin' good with my new computer's high graphics settingsThe subtle shadows on her chest are from the moonlight passing through her hair.

Amazing.

These shots really aren’t doing it justice. The game just looks unbelievably good now.

But what’s even more important than the differences in how it looks are the differences in how it plays. There are many things I simply couldn’t do before that I now can.

Dungeons:

I never ran dungeons in TSW with the old computer. With my lag, I would have simply been a liability to groups. But with the new computer, I finally dipped my toes in. I took the unusual step of tanking them so that I could find groups more easily. Also, I so out-gear the dungeons that I would steal aggro from the tank if I tried to DPS, and I have a lot of tanking skills unlocked already.

I’ve done the first two dungeons so far, Polaris and Hell Raised.

My Templar tanking the Varangian in the Polaris dungeon in The Secret WorldThe dungeons in TSW aren’t as wildly original as the rest of the game. There are differences from the norm, but they’re more subtle. A near total lack of trash, for one. Those of you who loathe trash would definitely enjoy the dungeons in TSW; almost all of each run is fighting bosses. There are also more bosses, making the dungeons feel more rewarding than in, say, World of Warcraft.

But otherwise, they feel pretty familiar. Fire is bad; don’t stand in it.

Like most of the game, the dungeons in TSW are a bit tougher than in WoW. There are no easy mode early dungeons. Polaris was kind of faceroll — at least until the Cthulhu fight — but Hell Raised was definitely not the sort of thing you can sleepwalk through. Ignore boss mechanics at your own peril, even if you out-gear it.

Overall, they were decent experiences. A few of the DPS died in Polaris a few times, but I don’t think that was my fault, and Hell Raised was a bit ugly at first because we didn’t have a healer, but it was fine once we got one.

My Hell Raised group in The Secret WorldOf the two, I think I liked Hell Raised better. I like the aesthetic of the Hell Dimensions in TSW — a bit post-apocalyptic, a bit gothic, a bit sci-fi, a bit steampunk. Weird, but neat.

I’ll also say that the groups I got seemed pretty nice. They were patient and didn’t yell at me for screwing up a few fights because I didn’t know the mechanics.

With that being said, it was a great moment to reflect on just how much I hate finding groups manually in MMOs. Spamming general chat for half an hour is not my idea of fun. And overall, the dungeons weren’t mind-blowing.

As it stands now, I don’t see dungeons becoming a big part of my Secret World routine. There are a few more I’d like to see for the story — such as Darkness War, because Vikings — but I may not do anymore after that.

It’s also tempting to do the other Hell dungeons, as they make up a largely self-contained story unto themselves, and Wicker is intriguing. He’s… not what I expected.

The scenery in The Secret World's Hell Raised dungeonIn other news…

Aaaaall aboard!

I also found the time to play through the issue six storyline, The Last Train to Cairo. I probably could have done this on the old computer, but I’m glad I waited. There were several sequences requiring tricky maneuvering that would have been excruciating with the old lag.

I didn’t enjoy this DLC as much as the Tyler Freeborn arc, which I still lack the words to adequately praise. Last Train was fun, but it wasn’t spectacular, and parts of it were rather annoying. Too many infiltration missions in close succession. Plus, I just never liked Egypt or the Atenist story that much.

It had its moments, though. The way they borrowed the combat system from Age of Conan for one sequence was really interesting, and the actual Last Train mission itself was all kinds of awesome.

My Dragon aboard the last train to Cairo in The Secret WorldAnd getting a free epic at the end of the chain was pretty sweet, too, especially for someone with no intention of getting serious about running dungeons or PvP.

Also, Nassir. Dear God, Nassir. Worth the price of admission just for him.

There really needs to be a sitcom starring him and Said. It’d be like the Odd Couple, except one is a mummy from the Old Kingdom, and the other IS THE BRUCE WILLIS, MOTHER****ER.

Oh, and one other thing…

You know that jumping puzzle that stopped me short on my Dragon?

Nailed it in one try on the new computer. Not a single death.

Why the Abramsverse Is True Trek, and Why I’m No Longer a Trekkie

Put on your boots and muster your nerd rage: It’s ranting time.

*Deep breath.* It has been too long.

Kirk, Spock, and John Harrison in Star Trek Into DarknessStar Trek Into Darkness is almost upon us (my kingdom for a colon), and now seems a good time to address my feelings on JJ Abrams’ take on the Star Trek universe, and why I no longer consider myself a Trekkie.

Let’s start with the backstory.

Space: The final frontier…

My father was a fan of Star Trek, and I was raised on The Next Generation (TNG) and Voyager. One of my earliest memories is getting a replica of the Enterprise-D (With lights and sounds!) for Christmas.

By age ten or so, I was a full-blown Trekkie, and I got farther into the fanbase as I aged. I hung out on the forums, I wrote my own series of fan fiction, and I even got myself appointed head of the international Save Enterprise campaign after the series was cancelled.

Yes, the same campaign that raised millions to fund a new season and held rallies all around the world. The campaign was long past such heady glory days by the time I took over, but I did what I could, organizing letter writing campaigns and the like.

But in retrospect, it’s a bit strange that I loved Star Trek so much, because I actually don’t like very much of it.

Mission patch for the international Save Enterprise campaignI respect the original series (TOS) for being innovative in its day, but it’s too dated to take seriously at this point. I love TNG, but I always viewed it as quite hit and miss. I can only handle Voyager in small doses. I loathe Deep Space Nine. What part of sitting around the promenade and listening to Odo pine over Kira qualified as boldly going where no one has gone before, exactly?

Enterprise was my favourite incarnation of Star Trek, but I’m in the minority there — more on that later.

Here’s the thing: I love the idea of Star Trek, but not necessarily the reality of it.

Star Trek, in my mind, is about exploration. It’s about physically exploring the universe, and it’s about exploring the limits of human potential. It’s about inspiring us. As Picard said, “That is what it is to be human: to make yourself more than you are.”

But when you get right down to it, that’s not what Star Trek is. That’s what it claims to be — and what its fans claim it to be — but it’s a lie. And it took JJ Abrams to make me realize this.

To seek out new markets and new demographics:

I had pretty low expectations going into Abrams’ 2009 Star Trek reboot. I didn’t like the idea of destroying the old canon to reboot it. If you want to reboot, just have the balls to start over from scratch.

The cast of Star Trek (2009)Abrams himself didn’t impress me, either. His interviews made himself come across as incredibly arrogant and utterly disrespectful of Star Trek’s history. I still haven’t forgiven him for the infamous “talky geekfest” comment.

And when I saw the movie, I wasn’t disappointed. It was a mindless, generic popcorn movie with more lens flare than plot. It bore no resemblance to the Star Trek I loved.

I came out of the theater feeling very bleak about the Star Trek franchise. It was doomed to another few years of pointlessness.

I was also distressed by the reactions to the movie from my fellow Trekkies: Everyone loved it. Even those who had been haters going in were converted. Normally a fractious and argumentative bunch, Trekkies had finally been united around the banner of JJ Abrams.

At some point, I had the odd thought that Abrams had tipped the scales such that there was now more Trek that I didn’t like than Trek I did like, but then it occurred to me that’s always been the case.

The cast of Star Trek: The Next GenerationI wondered how I could be a real Trek fan if I didn’t actually like most Star Trek, especially since the versions of Trek I loathe — Abramsverse and DS9 — tend to be the most popular among Trekkies.

Eventually, I realized I wasn’t. I’m a fan of what Star Trek claims to be, not what it actually is.

To Blandly Go Where Everyone Has Gone Before:

The original Star Trek was a ground-breaking show. It broke down barriers of race, nationality, and gender. It showed a future where all humanity was considered equal, and it did so at a time when this was a fairly radical thought.

But while future Star Trek incarnations have paid lip service to Gene Roddenberry’s ideal of infinite diversity in infinite combinations (IDIC, to Trekkies), none of them have really lived up to the bar set by the first series.

Think about it. What barriers were broken by Trek after the original series? What daring chances did they take? I can’t think of any.

Nichelle Nichols as Lt. Nyota Uhura in the original Star TrekEnterprise came close by actually have some complexity in its morality and not being afraid to go to dark, unexpected places, but perhaps not coincidentally, it was also viewed very poorly by most Trek fans.

Star Trek could have taken the lead on diversity again. They could, for example, have included a gay character back when that still would have been daring. Instead, they just danced around the issue with some weak alien allegories.

They could have gone beyond the ethnic diversity of TOS and created a cast that really represents the true mosaic of humanity, instead of following the pattern of “mostly white with a smattering of other races.”

I’ll tell you this: Spend a few years living in Toronto, and even a Star Trek cast starts to look as white as Dempsters.

As much as I like to defend Enterprise, it failed on this front, too. Its two non-white cast members were largely forgotten in favour of the Trip/Archer/T’pol triad.

The cast of Star Trek: EnterpriseUltimately, Star Trek hasn’t done any “boldly going” since TOS. TNG was a good series, but it was entirely too safe. It never took any chances. DS9 was simply a train wreck bereft of any spirit of exploration. Voyager was just a rehash of TNG that somehow managed to be even more bland and safe. Enterprise actually had some spirit of exploration and took some chances with its shades of gray morality, but even it could have done so much more.

Watching other sci-fi shows really opened my eyes to what’s possible. Ron Moore’s Battlestar Galactica completely blew Trek out of the water when it comes to high-minded sci-fi. There was a show full of diversity and intriguing moral dilemmas.

Want a show about the wonder and the terror of exploring deep space? Stargate: Universe utterly embarrasses Trek on that front.

Even if all you want is a light-hearted sci-fi adventure, the first two Stargate series thoroughly outclass Trek in that area.

Trekkies themselves are a disillusioning bunch, as well. It has become clear to me over time that the message of IDIC is completely lost on the vast majority of Trek fans. They’re as intolerant as any other random grouping of people.

The USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-DNow, I want to be absolutely clear here: I’m not badmouthing Trekkies. They’re no worse than any other group of fans. But they’re no better, either, and for fans of a franchise that claims to be about inspiring humanity to its full potential, that’s disappointing.

A Trekkie no longer:

The realization that Trek was never what I really wanted it to be opened my eyes in a lot of ways. So many things suddenly make sense.

Most of my favourite parts of the Trek franchise — Enterprise, Nemesis, Insurrection — are hated by the majority of Trek fans, and now I understand why. They were right all along: These were not true examples of what Star Trek is about. That’s why I liked them.

The things I love about Star Trek are the exceptions, not the rule. Mostly, Star Trek is a bland and generic piece of sci-fi. It’s not about diversity, or morality, or exploring the unknown. It only claims to be and stumbles into brilliance on occasion as a result.

JJ Abrams is an extreme case. He’s not even pretending to try for anything higher with his version of Star Trek, and so it’s much worse than anything that’s come before it, but what he’s done is only a natural progression of what Star Trek has always been — or what it’s been since the ’60s, at least.

I’ve often said that the Abramsverse is a bastardization of Trek, but when I think about it, it is a true example of what Star Trek is at its core. And that’s why I won’t be seeing Into Darkness.

Because I’m not a Trek fan. I’m a fan of what it aspired to be, but aspirations and reality are two separate things.