The Day the Rogues Raged

Roooguuue raaaaaaage!

My rogue BASE jumping off HyjalThe Mists of Pandaria beta has not been a good time to be a rogue in World of Warcraft. We’ve gotten very little attention, and despite a few minor positive notes — such as poison ramp-up changes and our first AoE finisher — the few changes we have had are largely negative. Assassination spec is even more glacial on beta than on live, and subtlety has been downright demolished.

Our talent tree is bland and as skewed towards PvP as the rest of the class. Our new non-talent abilities are, again, bland or skewed towards PvP. Shroud of concealment will never see meaningful use in PvE, and as for shadow blades… Gee, more auto-attack damage for the class that already gets 50-75% of its DPS by right clicking. We really needed that.

We’ve been complaining for months, with little or no changes or acknowledgement from Blizzard, but things came to a head on Wednesday.

Without any prior decision or planning, rogues invaded the beta class forum on Blizzard’s official site and essentially began flipping cars and setting fire to dumpsters. People ranted and raved and went mental in all sorts of different threads. This Includes yours truly, though I like to think I was a bit more even-headed in my QQ than some.

My rogue meeting with Wrathion in Ravenholdt on the Fangs of the Father chainWe almost went through the full stages of grief that day. We started out sad and hopeless, commiserating how nothing has changed. This soon turned to rage at the developers and their lack of answers. This rage only grew as Blizzard starting closing threads that had become… less than constructive.

Eventually, though, we calmed down, and people started posting a lot of very long and detailed threads on exactly why rogues are so upset. Here’s just one example.

The coming of the crab:

Whether it was the crying, the raging, the constructive feedback, or all of the above I can’t say, but this all led to us finally getting some responses by Greg “Ghostcrawler” Street, the lead systems designer for World of Warcraft.

All hail the mighty crabI do wish to praise Mr. Street for finally responding. It felt good to be heard. But his responses have reassured no one.

Essentially, what he said boils down to, “We don’t agree with your complaints and won’t be changing anything, and here’s why…” I respect that he wants to stick to his guns as a developer, but I think when so much feedback from so many people is saying the same thing, perhaps he ought to take note?

I have much greater respect for Ghostcrawler than most, despite my ribbing him with jokes about him being “the world’s least popular oceanographer.” I’m pretty happy with the job he does on the game overall, and I pity him for the endless hate he receives from fans.

My rogue infiltrating Ravenholdt on the Fangs of the Father chainBut when it comes to rogues, he’s wrong. If you really want to see what all the issues are, I recommend reading our posts on the beta forum, but just a few examples:

What really sticks out for me is combo points still being shackled to our targets. No other class in the game has to deal with this. It’s not fun, and it’s not interesting. It’s just annoying, and rogues have asked for combo points to be attached to the character like all other secondary resources for years, but Mr. Street stalwartly refuses to change it.

Ghostcrawler seems to think it adds challenge to the rogue, but I’ve never found that to be so. Challenge implies choice.

If I’m changing targets, I’m doing it because either my target is dead or the encounter mechanics demand it. So I swap whether redirect is up or not. What’s the alternative? Stand over my enemy’s corpse and twiddle my thumbs while the rest of the group keeps fighting? Not hit the slime on Yor’sahj and hope the other DPS can handle it?

This isn’t a challenge. It’s just irritating.

My rogue wielding her first stage daggers from the Fangs of the Father legendary chainIt’s also worth noting that I — and many other rogues, I think — am not asking for radical changes. I just want a few cool new toys. I want shroud of concealment to do something in PvE. I want shadow blades to actually be interesting. I don’t want half my spellbook to be useless if I’m not fighting a player.

Since the first posts, Ghostcrawler continues to respond to us, something I appreciate even if his answers are still more worrying than anything.

One thing that I did find exciting, though, was that some of the posts he responded to were mine, specifically on the topics of combo points and killing spree.*

*(I don’t wish to dig up my original posts, but if you keep going back in the thread, you will find them.)

This actually excited me far more than it should have. It’s not like I’m the first or only person he ever responded to — I’m not even the only person he responded to in those particular posts. But… the lead systems designer for WoW responded to my posts! *Nerdgasm.*

In the end, for all the disappointment and aggravation, I’ve actually enjoyed all this discussion of rogues in MoP over the past few days. I love a good debate as long as it stays reasonable and respectful, and I love video game design. This combines the two.

My rogue leveling in UldumI’m still not very hopeful for the state of rogues in Mists of Pandaria, but I’d really love to believe that some of this noise we’re making will open Ghostcrawler’s eyes and get him to realize that more needs to be done in regards to rogues in MoP. It’s not fun to know an expansion set isn’t going to be doing anything to improve your class.

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You Mad, Bro?

Why, yes, I am mad, bro:

Earlier today, I was browsing the official World of Warcraft forums (I know, bad idea — I really gotta find another hobby), and one thread caught my eye. A player was seeking support because, during an interview to join a raiding guild, he was called a “despicable excuse for a human being” because he didn’t want to race change to a Troll for a tiny 1-3% DPS increase.

I’d like to think this sort of thing was uncommon, but it isn’t. The WoW community is, as a whole, atrocious. We all know it. If you’re not X spec, you’re a retard. If you RP, you’re a faggot. If you win a piece of gear that someone else wanted, even if you do so legitimately, you’re a ninja. If you don’t clear normal mode raids without nerfs, you’re subhuman.

Just the other day, I was told to “fuck off” because I said “Hello” at the start of a dungeon PUG. Trolling and random cruelty is the norm of the Warcraft community.

But it’s not that people are jerks that bothers me. Or, at least, that’s not what this rant is about. My problem is Blizzard’s policy on incidents like this, which seems to be: “Eh, whatever.”

I’m about as big a Blizzard fan boy as you can find, and I support most everything they do. I like the Alliance’s plot in Cataclysm. I’m all for pandas. I think Ghostcrawler does a commendable job balancing the game. I love the Dungeon and Raid Finders. But I simply do not agree with their policies when it comes to punishing trolls and griefers.

Let me tell you a story. A few months ago, I joined a PUG Bastion of Twilight run by one of the bigger raiding guilds on my Alliance server. I won’t name names, but those who play on Antonidas will probably know who I mean. They proceeded to bring in two tanks from outside their guild who are, shall we say, less than stellar.

Naturally, Halfus mopped the floor with us. I don’t blame the tanks; they did the best they could, meager though that may be. It was the raid leader’s fault for not doing their research. Naturally, the tanks get kicked, the uber-leet raiders mocking them all the while. One of them even went so far as to shout “I HATE YOU GO DIE” in /say as one was hearthing out.

Now, I’ve run into these tanks enough times to learn something about them. Reading between the lines, I’m sure one is a kid — I’m guessing about twelve, based on the way he talks — and I suspect the other may be, as well.

I was so put off by this blatant case of cyber-bullying that I reported the player who told him to “GO DIE.”

The very next day, that same player was trolling Trade chat. Clearly, no action had been taken against him.

Now, another story. I’m sure we all remember a few months back when several top raiding guilds, included the famous Paragon, were caught exploiting the Raid Finder tool in order to get reams of gear for their players with little effort. Blizzard was quick to take action against these cheaters, and many of those who participated were given 72 hour bans, which was enough to cost them their coveted world first achievements in many cases.

Taken on its own, I commend Blizzard’s actions in that regard. It was a fair and measured penalty that fit the crime.

Fear the wrath of the Ban HammerBut now compare it to my first story, and realize what this says about Blizzard’s viewpoint. In Blizzard’s mind, a few already over-geared bleeding edge raiders scamming their way to slightly better gear is a much more severe offense than telling a child to “GO DIE.”

Am I crazy, or do their priorities seem completely back asswards?

Blizzard is set in their ways at this point, and I doubt anything will ever change, but for what it’s worth, I think they should institute a zero tolerance policy for harassment and cyber-bullying. I can think of few things more pathetic than someone who’s so small and petty that they need to ruin someone else’s game time to make themselves feel better.

There needs to be immediate, tangible punishments for any offenders. Fine them gold or take away their highest ilevel piece of gear for each offense. I guarantee that people in this game will become much better behaved the moment that bad behavior risks costing them their shinies.

Oh, and as for the thread that got me started on this rant? I’d link it for you, but — despite it mostly consisting of people comforting the poor fellow who didn’t want to play a Troll, a rare showing of decency from the WoW community — Blizzard opted to delete it. I’d speculate on why, but I seem to have misplaced my tinfoil hat.

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