Some X-Rated Reading

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I’ve never been much of a comics reader. While I’m not fool enough to dismiss the artistic merit of a whole medium out of hand, as a matter of personal taste I’ve never been a fan of them. It’s not that I don’t or can’t enjoy them, but I always feel like I would have enjoyed them a lot better if those same stories had been presented in a more fleshed out prose novel.

Art promoting recent X-Men comics lines.The thing is I don’t really like the art style used by most comic books. Even if I did, I still think part of me would prefer that page space be used on more text. My imagination is pretty strong, and not a lot of artists can measure up to it. So with the art not doing much for me, I just end up lamenting that page space wasn’t spent on more story. It always ends up feeling a little unsatisfying, like an appetizer with no entree.

I’m not the biggest fan of superheroes, either. I’m all for crazy over the top stories in secondary world settings, but when you’re set in the real world, I tend to expect a greater degree of verisimilitude.

But as long-time readers will know, there can be a few exceptions, with the most notable by far being the X-Men. X-Men is different; to paraphrase Sir Ian McKellen, it’s actually about something. The deeper messaging around prejudice and social justice gives it a level of substance I find lacking in most other superhero stories.

I loved the X-Men cartoon when I was little, and as you may recall, I’m a huge fan of the Fox X-Men movies (not looking forward to those characters being fed into the MCU slop blender). But as much as I liked to call myself an X-Men fan, I never actually read any of the comics.

A year or two back, I decided to finally change that. Catching up on all the content of decades was far too intimidating to attempt (another reason I don’t usually read comics), but I did decide to grab some omnibus collections of a few of the more iconic storylines — Dark Phoenix Saga, Days of Future Past, etc.. I also grabbed some early New Mutants stuff, since I liked the movie (yeah, I said it) and my father was a big fan of them back in the day. He’s the real comics nerd in the family.

It was a mixed bag. My complaints with comics in general remain, and a lot of the stories are way too ridiculous to take seriously. I will also say I feel like Chris Claremont is great at coming up with interesting plots, but not good at giving them satisfying resolutions.

The Demon Bear and Danielle Moonstar from an earlier New Mutants comic.However, the strength of X-Men has always been its characters, and I found that was as true in the source material as it was in the adaptations I grew up with. They feel like real, nuanced people in a way most superheroes don’t. Particular shoutouts to Karma and Dani Moonstar. Really loved those two.

Also, God Loves, Man Kills is excellent. No notes there. That’s just peak X-Men.

After I’d read all that, I went back to ignoring comics for a while, but the second season of X-Men 97 (which I thought was a bit disappointing actually) put X-Men back on my brain, and I heard that they’d recently done another soft reboot of the story, so it felt like there might be a good opportunity to jump into the modern comics. Took me a while to get around to it, but over the last few weeks I’ve finally been getting caught up on what the gang’s up to these days.

This is another case where things have been split between a couple of comic lines, of which I’ve been focusing on two. “X-Men” follows Cyclops and a team of mostly anti-hero characters operating out of Alaska, while “Uncanny X-Men” features a team of nostalgic fan favourites led by Rogue. Rogue and her team are also mentoring a new group of mutant kids, dubbed “the Outliers”… for some reason. The Cyclops story is mainly focused on more big picture mutant rights and fate of the world stuff, while Rogue’s comic is an eclectic mix of supernatural weirdness, more mutant rights stuff, and character-driven stories.

As seems tradition, it’s a mixed bag of genuinely smart social commentary and character arcs combined with some incredibly eye-roll worthy comic book silliness, but nonetheless I have been enjoying these quite a bit.

I like the meta plot of Cyclops’ book a little better, but overall I’m enjoying Rogue’s comic the best. I like the back to basics feel of it; their “danger room” is just an obstacle course made of hay bales and scrap wood. I think making Rogue the new team lead is an interesting angle for her character; she’s really bringing out her momma bear side.

Artwork of the Outliers, the new team of young mutants from Uncanny X-Men.I’m also starting to really like the Outliers. Maybe not Ransom so much; he kind of feels like a rehash of Sunspot. We already have a hothead South American guy with a rich asshole father and the ability to punch things super hard. But the others I like.

As someone who also grew up very isolated from mainstream society, I find myself relating to Calico a lot, and Jitter has one of my favourite mutant powers to date. I’m a big fan of more limited powers that require creativity to be used well. Jitter can instantly make herself a world-class expert at any skill she chooses… but only for sixty seconds, and then she has to recharge for a while. A person who’s only a superhero for one minute per hour is a pretty fresh concept.

More than anything, I think this Uncanny X-Men run really gets what makes X-Men work, maybe more so than anything else I’ve read so far: It’s a found family of outcasts who had no one until they found each other.

There’s a clear familial structure forming. Rogue and Gambit are the parents, the Outliers their newly adopted children, and Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Jubilee take on the role of kindly aunt and uncles. I’m enjoying seeing the warmth and kindness they show each other.

This is the part of superhero fiction I do like: Good people doing good things, just because they can. Underneath the death gods and weird cults and dragons and cyborg Sentinel dogs, really this is a story about people choosing to bring a little kindness to an unkind world, and the nuance I talk about in regards to X-Men characters makes that all the more powerful. Rogue and Gambit aren’t perfect saints; they’re just flawed people trying to do better.

I don’t know how much longer this current flirtation with comic reading is going to last. I’m almost out of compilations of these recent comics, and I’m not interested in the drip feed of reading individual comics as they’re released.

The Outliers confront Man-Thing in Uncanny X-Men.I’m also cognizant of the fact that comic storylines — really any story that runs this long — eventually go off the rails somehow. Sooner or later, the Outliers I’ve fallen in love with will turn into supervillains, or get killed off by biker monkeys, or end up fighting Zeus on Mars, or some other bizarre nonsense I want no truck with.

But I’m glad I gave these newer comics I try. It’s been a good ride.

On the Stargate: Universe Comics

I love Stargate: Universe. If you’re a regular reader, you probably know it’s one of my favourite shows of all time. Its premature cancellation left a hole in my heart that’s never quite been filled.

Cover art for an issue of the Stargate: Universe comicsWhen it was announced the series would continue in a series of canonical comics, my feelings were decidedly mixed. I want to cheer any continuation of Universe, but I’m not a big comics reader, and it’s not the same without the fantastic performances of actors like Robert Carlyle and Louis Ferreira. More worryingly, the comics would not be written by the same people who brought us SG:U, nor would they follow the long-term series plan created by Robert Cooper.

Still, while strolling through Indigo, my eyes landed on a compilation of the first six issues of the comics, and I couldn’t contain my curiosity.

It was a decidedly mixed experience.

The one thing the comics do very well is capture the characters. They’re all immediately recognizable as their old selves. Rush is still a shifty bastard, Eli is still a lovable dork, and Colonel Young is the gruff father figure we all know and love. Even their speech patterns have been captured perfectly. I was constantly hearing the actors’ voices in my head as I was reading.

The good news, sadly, pretty much ends there.

This is basically Deus Ex Machina: The Series. It’s just an endless spree of incredibly lucky breaks for the Destiny and its crew. If that sounds out of character for SG:U, congratulations, you’ve seen at least one episode of the series. The tone is just way off, and the end result is the removal of much of the struggle that made Universe special as a story.

What makes this even more egregious is that the story doesn’t really advance any other way. We learn nothing new about the mysteries of the Destiny or its mission. The eternally rushed comic book medium doesn’t have space to develop the relationships and character arcs that were so memorable on the show. The entire focus is on the festival of deus ex machinas.

These comics are the brainchild of writers who previously worked on Stargate: Atlantis, and honestly, I can’t escape the impression that their main goal was to turn Universe into Atlantis so they’d be back on familiar ground.

I’m a fan of Atlantis, too, but what made Universe special was that it broke new ground. It had its own character that was separate from the other incarnations of Stargate. The writers of these comics either don’t understand or don’t appreciate that, and for that reason I don’t think I can give the comics a recommendation, much as I wish it were otherwise.