Review: The Dragon Apocalypse: Hush

Review: Hush:

Fair warning: This review contains mild to moderate spoilers for the previous book in the series, “Greatshadow.”

“Hush” is the second book in the ridiculously good — as in it’s so ridiculous it’s good — “Dragon Apocalypse” series by James Maxey. As before, it focuses on the daredevil fugitive Infidel but is told from the perspective of Stagger, a witty old drunk who loved her in life and haunts her in death.

Cover art for "The Dragon Apocalypse: Hush" by James MaxeyThe book begins immediately where the last left off, with Infidel and her one remaining companion, the shapeshifter Menagerie, returning from the hunt for Greatshadow, the primal dragon of fire. To keep a promise to the ice ogress Aurora, Infidel travels north to return a magical artifact to Aurora’s people.

However, along the way, she learns that Greatshadow wasn’t the only primal dragon on the Church of the Book’s hit list. They seek to annihilate all of dragonkind, and to that end, they have formed a conspiracy with an ancient witch’s spirit and Hush, the primal dragon of ice, to murder Glorious, the primal dragon of the sun. This threatens to plunge the whole world into an eternal winter night, and of course, it’s up to Infidel and her ragtag companions to stop that from happening.

As before, it’s an incredibly fast-paced and action-packed book that never gives the reader a chance to catch their breath. I devoured the first one hundred pages within half a day.

It’s also as comical and off-the-walls as its predecessor. The first line of the book sums up its tone very well:

“A princess, a shape-shifter, and a ghost walked into a bar.”

That said, I didn’t find “Hush” quite as delightful as “Greatshadow.” I think that comes down to character. “Greatshadow” had one of the most colourful and original casts in history, but for the most part, only Infidel and Stagger make the translation from one book to the next.

Maxey does bring in some new characters to liven things up — including a bitter young witch who gains magical power by hammering nails into her own brain and a super-powered family of seafarers. But they just can’t compare to a lesbian ice ogre priestess, a somnomancer and his living wet dream, the Deceiver and the Truthspeaker and their ability to edit reality, and the Three Goons.

But to be fair, it’s still a wonderfully unique read. And honestly, the second book of a series is almost always the least interesting, no matter who writes it. “Genesis of Shannara” is one of my favourite trilogies, but even I almost fell asleep during some parts of “The Elves of Cintra.”

Overall rating: 8.9/10 Not quite as fun as the last book, but I still say you’d be a fool not to read it.

New articles:

Two new articles to share with you today, both decidedly on the silly side: Six Things That Make Getting Tasered Look Awesome (I could have sworn this was posted before) and Drugs as MMOs.

I’m just going to stop declaring articles to be the last one of mine Weird Worm will post. They’re obviously not posting them in the order I wrote them, so all bets are off at this point.

Review: A Kingdom Besieged + New Article

Review: The Chaoswar Saga: A Kingdom Besieged:

“A Kingdom Besieged” is the first book of a new series by bestseller Raymond E. Feist, “The Chaoswar Saga.” This, in turn, is just the latest installment of his much greater, “Riftwar Cycle,” a series that has been going strong for the better part of the last three decades.

Cover art for "A Kingdom Besieged" by Raymond E. FeistThe countless trilogies, quartets, and duologies of “The Riftwar Cycle” tell the tale of the godlike magician, Pug, and his secretive Conclave of Shadows as they struggle to protect the world of Midkemia from… well, you name it.

Feist has long since settled into a fairly predictable formula. Depending on your perspective, he’s either admirably consistent or stiflingly repetitive. Personally, I say he’s a little of both.

I have mixed feelings on the Midkemia books. Feist is actually capable of coming up with some incredibly epic and fascinating fantasy comments — I’m particularly a fan of the surreal temporal paradox that is the boy-turned-Dragon-Lord Tomas — but he seems to prefer writing about far less interesting aspects of his universe.

He has a fantastic core of characters that appears in every novel, but yet they tend to not be the focus, often being eclipsed by newer and far less interesting characters that — with a few notable exceptions — all fade together into a blur after a while. I don’t know why he bothers; Pug always shows up when the important things happen. Why not just stay with Pug?

This is also the author who wrote an epic quartet about a war with a Demon king and devoted an entire book of it to the guy who bought the wheat to feed the army that was actually fighting the Demon.

This really happened.

But then again, there’s a reason I still read these books. When they’re good, they’re good. They’re just oddly inconsistent — and very consistent in their inconsistency. One chapter can have you on the edge of your seat, devouring pages in a fervor to see what happens next, and then the next can almost put you to sleep.

You may note I’m not actually saying much about “A Kingdom Besieged” specifically. That’s because it’s very much a standard Midkemia novel — with all the good and all the bad that entails. If you’re familiar with the series, you know what I mean, and if you’re not, you’ve got a few dozen books to read until you’re caught up to this point anyway. (On the plus side, his first few books were the best. Prince Arutha was a badass back in the day.)

For what it’s worth, I would say “A Kingdom Besieged” — and its most recent predecessors, “The Demonwar Saga” — are above average in the greater scheme of the “Riftwar” novels. There’s a certain sense of events coming to a head, of promises made long ago finally being fulfilled.

Then again, some of that was undermined by the ending of this book. But that’s compensated by one particular event whose implications are so nerdgasmic they alone have me eagerly anticipating the next installment.

Apologies for being vague, but I wish to avoid spoilers — some of this stuff is pretty big.

Overall rating: 7.4/10 If you’ve liked Feist’s other books, you’ll like this. If you haven’t read his books yet, start with the original “Riftwar Saga.” You’ll catch up this series. Eventually.

New article:

My latest contribution to WhatMMO is Six Awkward MMO Moments. I’ve experienced all but #5 personally. Although, in the case of #6, I was the one who got killed by a guildie.