Theramore’s Fall

The smoking ruins of Theramore in World of WarcraftThe new Theramore’s Fall scenario has at last been opened to World of Warcraft players, granting them the opportunity to play it for a few days before it’s moved up to level 90.

As a pre-expansion event, it may be somewhat underwhelming, but it is significant as our first taste of PvE scenarios, which comprise an entirely new way to play the game, and as the event that launches the storyline of Mists of Pandaria.

My feelings on it are… mixed.

My thoughts:

My warlock doing the Theramore's Fall scenarioI did the two versions chronologically, starting with the Horde version on my warlock and then hopping on my rogue to see the Alliance side of things.

The Horde version left me feeling underwhelmed both as a player and a lore fan.

My group had a well-geared protection paladin, and while I never expected scenarios to be hard, he made things into a complete faceroll. There was never even the suggestion of danger.

From a lore perspective, it just seemed a little lacking for what’s supposed to be such an epic event. I know from “Tides of War” that the scenario mission takes place during a massive all-out attack on the front gate, but there’s never any hint of that. There’s no feeling of the scale of the battle.

My warlock doing the Theramore's Fall scenarioBeyond that, I never like playing the villain, and the destruction of Theramore is one of the most unabashedly evil things the Horde’s done since, well, ever. I’d argue it’s even worse than the atrocities of the First and Second Wars, as those were only perpetrated because the Orcs believed they had no choice but to conquer to survive. The massacre of Theramore is an act of pointless, petty, unprovoked cruelty.

The Alliance version was a lot more compelling to me, for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, I did it with an all DPS team — two mages in addition to my rogue. Without a tank or a healer, things are very chaotic, and while it wasn’t exceptionally difficult, there was an element of challenge there. There were times I pulled too much aggro and had to start popping my defensive cooldowns.

It actually made me feel a little bit better about the state of rogues going into MoP. I found uses for talents I had previously thought to be unusable in group settings, like combat readiness and prey on the weak. (Still couldn’t see a purpose to shroud of concealment, though.)

My rogue doing the Theramore's Fall scenarioThis is what excites me about scenarios. If there’s one thing I miss about the old group quests, it’s tackling challenging foes with crazy group compositions where hunters tank and moonkin druids heal and rogues are trying to keep everything stunlocked so the group isn’t overwhelmed.

From a story perspective, I also enjoyed the Alliance scenario more than its Horde counterpart. Partly, this is down to being the good guys this time around, but there’s more to it than that.

I thought I’d feel cheated by the fact Alliance players don’t get to participate in the battle itself, but honestly, there’s a certain poignancy to being the first responders after the disaster. There was a bittersweet nostalgia to wandering the ruins of the place I can remember doing quests in as far back as Warcraft III.

It was a little distracting that the Horde version shows the bombing happen at night and the Alliance version shows it during the day, though.

My rogue meeting up with Jaina Proudmoore in the Theramore's Fall scenarioFan backlash:

As is so often the case where Warcraft fans are concerned, the Theramore scenario has caused a massive, negative fan backlash. To some extent, I understand the outrage, but in other cases, I don’t.

One of the most common complaints is how easy it is, to which I can only reply, “What did you expect?” Scenarios are designed to be doable by any combination of classes or roles. How hard could they possible be?

Everything about scenarios since their announcement has screamed “something easy for casuals or people who are burnt out on serious content.” Why anyone expected anything different is beyond me.

Another common complaint is that it will not be removed from the game once Mists of Pandaria launches, but I don’t see how this could be a bad thing. I don’t think any content should ever be removed from the game if it can be avoided, especially if it’s something with major lore implications. I still can’t get over my anger that they removed the Battle of Undercity.

My rogue visiting the mass grave outside of TheramoreHowever, one complaint I definitely do agree with is that this is incredibly underwhelming compared to previous pre-expansion events. The scenario is fun, but it’s also over in twenty minutes.

Compare that to the lead up to Cataclysm. That brought us two major world events including numerous quests, open-world dynamic events, invasions of the capitol cities, takeovers of Stormwind and Orgrimmar by cultists, and four new(ish) dungeon bosses.

Compared to that, the Theramore scenario seems pretty weak, and in that respect, I definitely understand the anger.

Cheating on WoW: Ah, Screw It + Blizzard News

Cheating on WoW: Ah, Screw It Edition:

We all know this is a boring time in WoW. Content that we once loved has become stale after a year or more of play. I’ve been sorely tempted to splurge on Guild Wars 2 or The Secret World to tide me over, but I decided it didn’t make sense to buy a game just to fill time for a week or two until Mists of Pandaria is released.

So anyway, meet my Norn thief:

My Norn thief in Guild Wars 2I have all the self-control of a dog in a kibble factory…

On the plus side, it’s not a subscription game, so I don’t need to worry about wasting money by juggling it and WoW.

It’s too early for me to add much to my thoughts on the game from beta, but I will say this much: I spent an hour on the character creation screen, designing her appearance, clothes, personality, and backstory. Not even Aion caused me to agonize that much. And now all my gold is going to buying dyes at the trading post.

Also, the Norn starting area is awesome. I particularly liked the events around the Wolf Shrine.

My Norn thief chilling in HoelbrakIn other news…

Did Blizzard just prank World of Warcraft players?

It’s already been hotfixed, but for a brief time a few days ago, death knights were able to cast their diseases on anyone — even friendly targets.

The result was a world-wide Azerothian pandemic the likes of which has not been seen since the Wrath of the Lich King launch event, or even the infamous corrupted blood incident.

The really odd thing about this is that it took place almost exactly seven years to the day after the corrupted blood pandemic — which, by the way, was the inspiration for the death knight blood plague ability.

A carpet of corpses caused by the death knight pandemic in World of WarcraftHmm…

I see what you did there, Blizzard.

I’m only sorry I missed it.

Heart of the Swarm beta update:

It’s not my intention to cover every patch and balance change in the Heart of the Swarm beta, but the last patch had some pretty massive changes, so I need to make a mention of it.

Firstly, one of the new Terran units, the warhound, has been removed. They’re not ruling out that it might return, but if it does, it will likely be in a heavily changed state.

The dearly departed warhound unit from the Starcraft 2: Heart of the Swarm betaThis decision isn’t hard to understand. The warhound was in that rare niche where it was both brokenly overpowered and extremely boring. It dominated everything on the ground, but it was essentially just a marauder on steroids. It brought nothing new or exciting to the table and required little if any micro to use effectively.

I fully agree with Blizzard’s reasoning in this case, and as a Protoss player, I can only smile as one of our worst nightmares meets its end. But at the same time, I will miss the whole “mech warrior” aesthetic of warhound armies, and poor Terran players are only getting two new units now — one of which is just a new form for an old unit.

As one unit falls, another rises. The best news by far to come out of this patch — indeed, the entire beta so far — is that the carrier has been reimplemented.

Rejoice, Protoss: carrier has arrived in Heart of Swarm.

This makes me giddy with happiness. As you know, I adore the carrier, and I’ve spent plenty of time raging over its removal.

We can hope this will lead to Blizzard finally trying to make the carrier a more viable unit — it has received an impressive total of zero patch changes since Starcraft II launched. But even if it doesn’t, I’m still happy. HotS is an expansion. It shouldn’t shrink your unit choices.