Review: The Expanse, “Dulcinea” (Pilot Episode)

Later tonight, the TV premiere for the new sci-fi TV series The Expanse will air, but the first episode has already been available online for several days. Always eager for some new sci-fi, I decided to give it a shot.

Official logo for sci-fi TV series The ExpanseI knew little of The Expanse going in aside from the fact that it was getting a lot of buzz and had already been compared to Battlestar Galactica and Game of Thrones. That isn’t entirely good news where I was concerned, but I figured it was worth a try anyway.

The premise for The Expanse is pretty interesting. Two hundred years into the future, humanity has begun to colonize the rest of our solar system. Earth, ruled by the United Nations, and Mars, ruled by its military, are the dominant powers, with a smaller civilization of “Belters” eking out a existence in the asteroid belt.

Tensions are high between Earth and Mars, with war potentially on the horizon, and there is unrest in the asteroid belt as well, as its oppressed underclass chafes under the heel of the inner planets.

The world-building is pretty good, and the show has a fantastic eye for detail. For example, a bird that has adjusted to the low gravity on Ceres* and barely has to flap its wings to fly.

*(Which bears a suspicious similarity to Mass Effect’s Presidium.)

This is also an incredibly beautiful show, with absolutely stellar special effects (no pun intended). The Expanse is an absolute feast for the eyes, even with the crappy video quality of Space’s player.

The ice-mining freighter Cantebury in The ExpanseUnfortunately, the rest of the show is less impressive.

“Dulcinea” seems to have been mainly written using a handbook of standard sci-fi pilot cliches. We’ve got “woman finds something strange and scary and screams hysterically,” and “gratuitous sex scene.” Throw in some casual torture, a wide-eyed rookie cop, and call it a day.

The characters are likewise extremely cliche. Thus far the story focuses on Detective Miller, a roguish but not entirely heartless detective on Ceres who is tasked with tracking down a missing woman, and Jim Holden, a roguish but not entirely heartless starship officer whose freighter investigates a mysterious distress signal.

We’re also introduced to a ruthless UN secretary, Chrisjen Avasarala, but her role is too small to form any real opinions of her. She is, however, played by Shohreh Aghdashloo, who voiced Admiral Shala’Raan in the Mass Effect games. Which is cool.

So thus far I’m terribly underwhelmed by the cast. The one character that I kind of liked has already been written out. And once again, in an incredibly cliche way.

It’s a pretty uneventful pilot, too. Only Jim’s plot advances in any meaningful way, and then only barely and only at the end.

The cast of The ExpanseOn the whole, “Dulcinea” has mostly given me a greater appreciation for how good Dark Matter’s pilot was.

Still, it’s pretty, the concept is interesting, and sci-fi shows often have slow starts, so I’ll probably give it at least one more episode.

Overall rating: 6.1/10

Also it fills my heart with warmth that as of right now the Enterprise episode still appears higher in Wikipedia results for “The Expanse.”

Get Swag with my Heroes of the Storm Referral Link

I am upset.

From the very beginning, the one mount I have most wanted in Heroes of the Storm was a vulture hoverbike from StarCraft. Now it’s finally been released… as a reward for the newly launched recruit-a-friend program.

My team zoning into a match in Heroes of the StormAs someone with few gaming friends, I am now in a conundrum. I must have this mount. This is where you come in.

Help me, blogosphere, you’re my only hope.

If you want to give Heroes of the Storm a try, please use my referral link: https://battle.net/recruit/78ZHCGZ5GP

Being recruited in this manner will grant you instant and permanent access to everyone’s favourite space cowboy, Jim Raynor. He’s one of the easiest heroes for new players to pick up, so he’s a good starting point.

You’ll also get a five day stimpack, which increases your experience gains by 100% and gold gains from matches by 150%. Excellent way to hit the ground running.

If you reach account level ten after being referred (which is very easy to do), you will also unlock an exclusive recruit-a-friend portrait for your account, as well as permanent ownership of the Banshee Queen, Sylvanas Windrunner, a powerful specialist who can also deal ruinous damage to other heroes.

A shot from the trailer for Sylvanas Windrunner in Heroes of the StormIf you’ve already tried Heroes of the Storm, you may still be eligible for recruitment as long as you haven’t played for too long. Anyone up to and including account level five is eligible for recruitment.

I’ve been max level in Heroes of the Storm since the technical alpha, have played all currently released heroes to at least level five (except Lost Vikings), and have three heroes at or above level ten (Jaina, Tassadar, and Sylvanas), so if you have any questions or want any newbie tips before jumping into Heroes, don’t hesitate to ask me in the comments.

Please note that since I play on the Americas server, you will also need to do so in order for either of us to be eligible for any recruitment rewards.

This recruitment program is not time limited, so even if you stumble across this post six months from now, you’ll still be able to reap the rewards of my referral link.

However, speaking of limited time offers…

Something salesy about there never having been a better time to try the game:

Pushing the enemy base on the Eternal Battleground map in Heroes of the StormTo celebrate the launch of the recruit-a-friend program, Heroes of the Storm is holding a 50% bonus experience week from now until December 16th. This will stack additively with the stimpack you get from the referral link for a total of 150% bonus XP from all sources, including versus AI matches.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they rolled out another bonus XP event sometime around Christmas and/or New Years, either.

They’re also extending their Black Friday sale until the end of the year, which means 50% off everything in the store (including anything released during this month). So that’s cool, too.

On top of all that, today’s patch has also increased the free hero rotation from seven to ten heroes going forward, so you’ll have far more options for trying new heroes, as well as leveling them up for bonus gold.

Futhermore, talent-gating by account level has been permanently removed, meaning you will have no limits on how to build your heroes regardless of your level.

Jaina casting Blizzard in Heroes of the StormI don’t want to whore myself too much here, but this is an excellent game, and with all the events going on right now, this is a very good time to join, and please use my referral link I want that vulture mount so bad.

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While we’re at it, I also have about a bajillion buddy keys for The Secret World if anyone has yet to try this truly amazing game. Send me a message through my contact page if you want one.