How Freelancing Is Like WoW, Altaholic’s Lament, and More Weird Worm

How Freelancing Is Like WoW:

Maybe it just speaks to the depth of my obsession, but sometimes I see odd similarities between my life in World of Warcraft and my life as a freelance writer.My paladin during a Firelands trash runFor example, finding a job can be a lot like trying to raid. It’s hard, and you’re going to get rejected a lot, but if you have good gear and know your class (have good clips and can write decently), you’ll eventually get a raid spot (writing job).

There are different qualities of raids/jobs, as well. You can try looking for PUGs (temporary or part time writing gigs), or you can try to join a raiding guild (look for a permanent, full time job).

The “PUGs” are generally easier to get into, but they can’t be relied on for regular raiding/work, and you never know what you’re getting into. Some go great, but others are run by newbs who may wipe on trash–or in the case of writing jobs, take forever to pay or offer insultingly low rates. You even run the risk of getting scammed by a ninja raid leader/unethical employer.

The guilds/full time jobs have higher standards and are harder to get into, requiring proper applications and perhaps test raids/assignments, but can be more rewarding over the long haul.

In either case, you’ll inevitably encounter those with unrealistic requirements, who want Firelands heroic achievements and a 380 ilevel or 8-15 years of agency experience and a master’s degree for the simplest tasks.

Of course, the big difference is that WoW is a game, so the whole idea of having to make applications, do test runs, or meet strict requirements is just ludicrous. [Insert standard rant about the raiding culture.]

Does anyone else see similarities between their virtual and real lives? Or is that just my own dementia?

Altaholic’s Lament:

I’m a chronic altaholic and always have been. I think I made at least three or four different characters before my ten day trial ran out. Currently, I’m juggling three 85s, my eternally neglected shaman (currently twinked at 80), and the petless warlock I mentioned early in this blog’s life, currently approaching level 40. Not to mention the countless other largely abandoned toons, including a Tauren death knight in his 70s and a Worgen druid in his 50s whom I used to play often.It’s overwhelming. I’m always hearing people talking about their half a dozen 85s, or (in a surprisingly high number of cases) their ten 85s. I don’t know how they do it. Maybe they exaggerate, but considering how much this makes them look like losers, I doubt it.

How do they do it? It’s a chore keeping all three of my 85s decently geared, and I can barely find time for my shaman and warlock. As it stands now, I simply can’t find the time to give all my characters the attention they deserve. I definitely can’t manage any more max level characters.

But yet I want to keep going with my shaman and lock. I’d at least like to get my little warlock demon form, because that’s just freakin’ awesome. On top of that, I’m still tempted to create more characters. I still think I might enjoy a hunter or a priest if I could just get past those dull early levels. And I’m tempted to try playing on a role-playing server, too.

So what to do? I’ve often said a character doesn’t need to reach end game to be worth playing–even if I never play my druid or DK again, I have many fond memories of them. But at the same time, it feels a little demoralizing to say “This character is never going to reach max level” up front.

On the plus side, it’d be another chance to run through Northrend. I’m addicted to Wrath content like it’s crack.

What about you, dear reader? Are you an altaholic? How do you manage it all?

More Weird Worm:

Weird Worm posted another of my articles, Eight Sweet Perks of Being a Nerd. I hope you can take some amusement from it.

I Return!

A second chance to carve your skull!

Can you tell I’m a Wrath baby?

After a few short weeks’ break, I have caved to my addiction and renewed my World of Warcraft subscription. I didn’t intend to be gone very long, but I wound up coming back even sooner than I intended. As I get back into the swing of things, I have a few thoughts to share on my break and what lies ahead for me in the game.My paladin takes in the sunset in StormwindAnatomy of a WoW withdrawal:

I found myself missing WoW much sooner and more intensely than I expected. What was even more bizarre was that there wasn’t really any particular aspect of the game that I seemed to be missing.

I didn’t miss the rape jokes in Trade. I didn’t miss being rejected by raid PUGs because the leader is the same class as me and doesn’t want competition for loot. I didn’t miss Venoxis screeching about how his blood is venom AND WE WILL BATHE IN THE GLORY OF THE SNAKE GOD. I did miss my guild, but I didn’t miss them that much.

It almost made me start to take seriously the idea of the game being a literal addiction, something I often joke about but rarely give credence to.

The only thing I could think of is what I’ve always known is what keeps me coming back: Azeroth is comfortable. I’ve been playing Warcraft games for roughly sixteen years, and it’s just sort of become my happy place. It relaxes me.

That, and I really did miss the music. More and more I begin to suspect that I just play this game for the music.

Or maybe I am just a hopeless addict…

The road ahead:

My plans for my next few weeks/months in WoW are not too far outside the ordinary. I’m going to try to worry less about my inability to get into raids and hope the Raid Finder fixes everything.

I want to spend a bit more time on my alts, especially my shaman. He’s just hit level 80, and I’m considering turning off his XP, at least temporarily, so I can bask in the awesomeness that is Northrend. I might get back to my warlock a bit, too.My shaman skydives in the Howling FjordI once again feel the urge to try a new class (this happens every couple weeks), but I’ve tried all of them now, so I don’t have much options there. I’m not likely to find a way to enjoy the ones I don’t like. I’d still like to start a priest — something I’ve done twice now — but I’m sure I won’t like it any better this time. It’s a shame, because I think I’d enjoy one at high levels — atonement healing sounds awesome — but I can’t get past the brutally dull early levels.

I’ll work on getting the last few pieces for my rogue’s transmogrification set, and try to start on my shaman’s.

I’m still not happy with the Horde on my server. I’d like to transfer to Moon Guard or another role-playing realm, but I find the cost of character transfers outrageous, so I guess I’m stuck. I’m feeling a little better about my newest Horde guild, so that offers some hope, but we’ll see. My luck to date doesn’t inspire me to great confidence.

In other news:

Weird Worm finally posted another of my articles, Five (Bad) Ways People Behave on the Web. I’m sure every WoW player will recognize at least one or two of the types.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go bathe in the glory of the snake god.