Explaining my Review Scores

This is something I perhaps should have done when I first started the blog… six years ago… but it occurs to me that I’ve never really explained my thought process when scoring my reviews.

Worst. Episode. Ever.Better late than never.

First, I will be honest and say that they are pretty arbitrary. There’s no particular math or codified logic behind them. It’s as much about feelings as rationality.

That said, I do still put a fair bit of thought into them. I often change a score several times before a post’s publication as I go back and forth on my opinions.

The scoring system is identical regardless of whether I’m reviewing books, games, movies, or TV. Since I’m measuring the total quality of the finished product and how it left me feeling, the medium doesn’t really change the process.

I also have a pretty consistent idea of what each number range represents, which I will now outline:

10: Perfect in every way. A score I have never given and likely never will.

9-9.9: Brilliant. The item I am reviewing may have a few minor flaws but is otherwise exemplary in concept and execution. Something that everyone should experience, regardless of taste.

Examples: Lord of the Rings, Warcraft III, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Greatshadow, many Continuum episodes.

8-8.9: Excellent. Strongly above average, with strengths that significantly outweigh any weaknesses. Recommended to most people, unless it’s a genre or franchise you strongly dislike.

Examples: Mass Effect: Andromeda, The Summonstone, Remember Me, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

7-7.9: Good. Either items with significant flaws but also impressive strengths to compensate or all-arounders that do everything decently but don’t excel at much. Recommended to all fans of the genre or franchise, and may appeal to others as well.

Examples: The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing, a lot of Defiance episodes, most books by Lawrence Watt-Evans, X-Men: Apocalypse.

6-6.9: Imperfect. Not bad, but struggling to rise above the pack. Recommended to devoted fans of the genre or franchise, but not the general populace.

Examples: Mass Effect 2, Logan.

5-5.9: Mediocre. May have some things going for it, but usually not enough to make it worth spending time on in a world so awash in entertainment. Possibly worth it for ardent fans of the genre/franchise, but even they’re likely to come away underwhelmed.

Examples: Dungeon Siege II, Honor Amongst Thieves, Diablo: Legacy of Blood.

0-4.9: Bad to terrible. Severely flawed with few if any redeeming qualities. Entries in this range are not worth it for anyone.

Examples: Immortals, Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome, Warlords of Draenor.

I realize that having such exact numbers for what I will freely admit to be an inexact science may seem a bit strange, but I think the granularity is important. There’s a difference between a 6.9, which fell just barely short, versus a flat 6, which is much closer to total mediocrity.

I do not agree with the viewpoint that numbered reviews don’t serve a purpose. It provides a helpful, at-a-glance way to organize things, and it helps provide clarity in cases where it’s difficult to fully articulate the feel of a certain product — cases where something is more or less than the sum of its parts.

The climax of the Shadowmoon Valley storyline in World of Warcraft: Warlords of DraenorMMORPGs are a special case, as they are constantly evolving. That makes giving them a specific numbered rating less helpful, though it can still work if you’re reviewing a specific snapshot of an MMO’s lifespan (like my reviews of WoW expansions).

I have never been paid or otherwise compensated for any of my reviews. I’m not opposed to the idea, but no one has offered. If I did accept compensation for a review, I would offer disclosure of the fact in the review. I’m greedy, but I’m honest.

Off Topic: Liebester Questions Because Why Not

Recently I was nominated for the Liebester Award by Ashley over at Robo♥beat. If you’re not familiar with the Liebester Award, well, for one thing it’s a fairly misleading name. It’s not really an award so much as it is a chain letter questionnaire bloggers send each other.

My rogue's original face, now restored to its former glory in the new modelsAs a rule I have a pretty strong dislike for chain letters and their ilk, but on a whim, I have decided to answer Ashley’s questions. Don’t ask me why.

You’re also supposed to forward the question to eleven other bloggers, but I’m not going to do that. For one thing, I don’t even follow eleven blogs.

How did you get started blogging?

When I first started out trying to find work as a freelancer, I wanted a way to showcase my work to potential clients. Blogging seemed a good way to do that.

What’s your favorite thing about blogging?

I don’t even know why I’m still doing this, honestly. I have enough published clips that I don’t really need the blog as a demo anymore. It’s a handy way to aggregate links to my stuff, but there’s easier ways to do that.

I do enjoy my occasional discussions with fellow bloggers, but it’s not like I’ve made any friends blogging or anything. Bar one, but that didn’t end well.

A cutscene from Ancient SpaceIt’s a thrill when one of my articles goes viral and I get to be Internet famous for a few days, but that’s a pretty rare occurrence.

Clearly I must get something from blogging, or I wouldn’t do it, but I’m not sure what that is. I think a lot of it is that I have always had a boundless enthusiasm for running my mouth off about the things that interest me, and if I do so in blog form, people don’t roll their eyes and try to change the subject the way they do if I try this in meatspace.

What’s your favorite hobby outside of blogging?

Gaming.

Favorite movie?

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Favorite video game?

Picking a single favourite game is difficult because of the advance of technology. There are games I played in my youth that were masterpieces for their day and which I truly loved, but which would seem incredibly crude by modern standards.

My new Dragon alt in The Secret WorldI tend to say that my favourite old school game is Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, and my favourite current game is The Secret World. Mainly because they both feature unbelievable story-telling.

“The sands of time have run out, son of Durotan…”

I’d also like to throw an honourable mention to No One Lives Forever: The Operative for being absolutely one of the best games ever made. I’m not the sort of person given to cynicism about the current state of the industry or waxing that games were so much better back in the day, but NOLF is one game that has not been surpassed even today.

Game you’ve never finished and why?

There are a few I could mention, but I’ll go with Mirror’s Edge. I love absolutely everything about that game — the story (what I saw of it, anyway), the graphics, the music, the whole look and feel. I just can’t play it.

I’m spectacularly bad at platforming, and after becoming hopelessly stuck on the first major jump of the second mission, I just realized it was pointless. Breaks my heart, because I really did like it.

Star Wars or Star Trek (or both)?

The cast of Star Trek: EnterpriseTrek if I have to choose between those two, but there’s better sci-fi out there. Stargate, Dark Matter, Continuum, the first three seasons of Battlestar Galactica…

DC or Marvel (or both)?

Marvel.

Not keen on comic books, really, but I do really like some of the characters Marvel has created (namely Spider-Man and the X-Men). And DC is just boring.

What’s your greatest gaming accomplishment?

I kind of feel like “gaming accomplishment” is a bit of an oxymoron, honestly. The whole reason I’m even playing games is because they don’t really matter.

I take some small measure of pride in my successes in StarCraft II, as that it is a very challenging game and one that cannot be cheesed by grinding, or good luck, or outside assistance. Personal skill is the only path to success.

I’ve beaten all three major campaigns on the highest possible difficulty and gotten some very tough achievements. I swear I was sweating blood after that one to beat the first Protoss mission in Wings of Liberty without Zeratul taking any life damage.

A vision of the Xel'naga keystone in StarCraft 2: Legacy of the VoidThen there are a few less tangible accomplishments. Supporting that gay pride march in World of Warcraft felt really good, and I always enjoy sharing my loot bags with the Secret World community. It feels good to be sending something positive into the community for once. One time someone on their free trial got the revenant polar bear — one of the rarest and most coveted rewards — from one of my bags. That was a good day.

What’s your current obsession (a TV show, a video game, a topic)?

Mostly the usual: The Secret World, Blizzard games, Chvrches, Metric, Elves. I’m also really excited that season two of Dark Matter has started. Love that show. It’s just so much fun.

Do you have any other social media accounts we can follow?

I have a Facebook fanpage that I would appreciate more followers for.

That’s pretty much it. I know I should probably have more, but I dislike Twitter, and I’m not even sure what the others are exactly. Social media in general makes my brain hurt.

You must understand: I’m really a crotchety ninety year-old man trapped in the body of a pudgy twenty-something. Ah don’t understand you goshdern kids with yer Tweeters and yer Instant Grams.

*Harrumphing noises.*