Off topic: Open Up and Spend the Night in Parkdale

I’m moving.

This blog isn’t about my personal life, and I don’t wish to discuss the circumstances leading up to this move, but suffice it to say it’s a sideways upgrade at best, and I’m not entirely happy with the situation.

Homes in ParkdaleThis isn’t just a changing of apartments, either. I’m leaving Toronto entirely and heading for a small hamlet in the country.

The move itself is still a week or two away, but in the meantime, I thought I’d take this moment to reflect on what I’m leaving behind: the neighbourhood I’ve called home for the last seven years.

Tall trees and public enemies:

The part of Toronto I’ve lived in is called Parkdale. Now, it’s not a nice place by any stretch of the imagination. It’s colourfully referred to as “the armpit of Toronto.” It’s still not the worst part of the city; there are other places that have earned the title of Toronto’s… “sphincter.”

We don’t have a huge amount of gang activity or violent crime, but we are hotbed of drugs, prostitution, and general greasiness.

An old wall in ParkdaleAnother name for Parkdale is “the mental asylum with no roof.” This comes surprisingly close to the truth; there’s a mental institution not far from where I live, and most of the halfway houses and support centers for released patients are in this area. So a lot of people in Parkdale are quite literally mental patients.

What kind of place is Parkdale? Once, a few months ago, there was a used mattress lying in the front yard of a local home. Not only that, but it had been graffiti tagged with the phrase, “drunk as fuck.”

However, it was so poorly written that it looked more like, “drunk as pork.”

That’s what Parkdale is like.

Once, a black fellow in a fluffy purple cowboy hat stepped in front of a streetcar outside my building, hurled a box full of shredded newspaper onto the track, and held up traffic by standing in front of the streetcar and screaming at it.

The autumn leaves in ParkdaleMonths later, that same fellow started scrawling political slogans on the sidewalk in chalk, got up on a post box, and began screaming insults about Mayor Rob Ford — a political viewpoint I can only sympathize with.

Another time, a woman in a red dress — most likely a prostitute — spent at least an hour lying on the sidewalk across the street, weeping uncontrollably, and begging for help from invisible people.

Those are the more noteworthy oddballs. Then there are the normal, everyday ones: the people who talk to themselves in languages no one else knows, the hookers, the Sun-Fa drunks, the blind Buddhists, and the screamers.

But not everything in Parkdale is surreal, greasy, or disturbing. It has its positive side as well.

Parkdale is a very old neighbourhood. The parts of it that aren’t filthy and covered in graffiti feature beautiful architecture dating back to the turn of the last century and lots of lovely side-streets canopied by massive trees from the same time period.

A street in ParkdaleIt’s a little known fact that Toronto has so many trees that the city technically qualifies as a forest.

Parkdale is in an odd state of transition. It’s become somewhat trendy in recent times. So in amongst the crack whores and used condoms are chic antique stores, yuppies walking their greyhounds, and fancy restaurants serving local produce.

I’m in a bizarre spot because I literally live directly on the border of a very nice area and a very bad one. Walk north, and it’s nothing but well-tended gardens and affluent young couples taking their kids to the park. Walk south, and it’s nothing cigarette butts and piles of stuff that I’d really rather not think about what it is.

Parkdale is also an interesting cultural melting pot — though that’s really true of all of Toronto. Where I am, I live at the border of Poland, Portugal, and Tibet.

Another interesting fact: Toronto boasts the largest population of Tibetan people outside of Tibet or Nepal. And most of those live in Parkdale.

The graffiti in ParkdaleFascinating people, the Tibetans. One of my regrets is that I never really took the time to get to know any of them, but the ones I’ve met are nothing but pleasant and polite. Quite a humble and decent sort.

Their food is also the most delicious thing in the universe. If there is one thing about Toronto I will miss, it is the Tibetan food.

Into the worst, out of the best:

So Parkdale is a strange place, full of contradictions. The air is a heady melange of curry, cigarette smoke, and human misery.

It’s a place of contradictions for me personally, too. I came here during the worst period of my life, with virtually nothing left following a family cataclysm.

It was a terrible time for me, and I lived in misery for many months. But alongside this was a strange sense of freedom. With everything I’d known gone, it was a chance to start anew. I began to think for myself for the first time in my life, and Parkdale — and Toronto as a whole — represented an exciting new frontier for me.

Halloween in ParkdaleI grew up in the country, and the bright lights and bustle of the city dazzled me. I saw Toronto as a place of limitless potential, and it encouraged me to grow as a person.

Looking back, I didn’t really grow that much. The truth is I’ve barely scratched the surface of the opportunities this city has to offer, and I have no one to blame for that but myself.

I don’t feel the same sense of renewal or potential about this coming move. I feel only a contraction, a narrowing of my future.

I hope to return to Toronto some day. Maybe even to Parkdale. This may be a place ripe with devils, but they’re the devils I know.

But for now, my path is set, and I must leave Parkdale behind.

Parkdale isn’t a nice place, but it’s been my home for seven years. It’s become a part of who I am. And I will miss it.

And the best thing about Parkdale? My favourite band named a song after it.

Finally, it almost seemed authentic

As we headed farther west

Into the worst, out of the best

A Tale of Two Alts

I’ve gotten into a good routine in World of Warcraft that allows me to complete my valor grind in minimal time, so that leaves me free to pursue my altoholism. Two alts in particular have proven themselves worthy of note, recently — each a mirror of the other, but in separate games.

It was the best of times:

As part of my new lifestyle of game-hopping, I’m continuing to play through the Secret World when not valor-capping grinding.

My Dragon showing off his Wu uniformMy main is still stuck on that blasted jumping puzzle, so I’m not doing too much with him — though I have been soloing nightmare missions for laughs, and I did finally complete the Wu deck.

Instead, I’ve been playing my Templar alt. Initially, I found it a bit dull to be repeating the game on a new character, but I’m really starting to get into it now. Part of this is due to finding an interesting build for her.

I said in a past post I’d settled on pistols/blades as her build. I lied. With my main taking up swords, I wanted her to be more distinct, so she’s now chaos/shotgun.

The interesting thing about this build — and I didn’t plan this at all — is that she’s essentially become a mid-range fighter, which is not something I’ve ever played before.

In most of the MMOs I’ve played, range is standardized. You’re ranged, or you’re melee, and there’s not much middle ground.

My Templar battles the war golem at Innsmouth Academy in The Secret WorldNearly all of my Templar’s skills are ranged, but their range is very short — to the point where I’ve already aggroed enemies by the time I can get a shot off, like a melee character. My builder, wheel of knives, is technically a point-blank AoE, but it also has a weak range, so I can hit enemies with it before they can reach me.

My only truly melee ability is Call for Eris, my chaos finisher. So this has led to a rather odd play style of dancing around my enemies, trying to always stay in that sweet spot where I can hit them but they can’t hit me, and only rarely moving into melee for CfE.

It’s bizarre, but I think I like it. It suits the mobility-centric combat of The Secret World very well. Since my builder hits anything near me, I’m very free to maneuver away from enemy attacks. Ak’ab and their constant knockdown charges are hardly annoying at all.

It’s especially useful for powerful boss mobs, which tend to have devastating point blank AoE attacks. I can easily back flip out of the way and pepper them with shotgun attacks while their abilities hit nothing but air.

My Templar alt is not impressedNot for the first time, I’m mystified by the complaints about TSW’s combat.

In other news, I’ve recently made it to Innsmouth Academy on that character. I think this is where the game really starts to get going. This is the second character on which Innsmouth has taken me from “this is pretty fun” to “OMG I love this game.”

Part of this is due to the story and writing. The characters at Innsmouth are all just brilliant, and their dialogue and interplay is among the best in the game — which says a lot.

Also, Jeffrey freaking Combs.

It’s also very fun from a gameplay perspective. Innsmouth always had a lot of missions packed into a small space, and even more have been added over the course of the first five issues, providing a huge amount of content in a very compact area.

Hayden Montag (Jeffrey Combs) being awesome in The Secret WorldOn top of that, all the missions are action missions. Now, I love this game’s stealth and investigation missions as much as anyone, but there is something uniquely satisfying about just going in and wrecking up the place. All of the missions tend to be fairly simple and quick, so it’s a great place to kick your leveling into overdrive and watch the AP roll in.

This makes Innsmouth probably the first time in the game you can really start to experiment with your build, which is one of the most enjoyable aspects of TSW.

So, yeah, Innsmouth is pretty awesome.

Something else I’ve noticed — not for the first time — is that TSW seems awfully crowded for a game that is supposedly on its deathbed. I was constantly having to wade through a small crowd to get to Headmaster Montag.

Not to mention the fact Agartha’s like Grand Central Station at rush hour most of the time.

A packed Agartha gives lie to The Secret World's reputation as a dying gameGranted, TSW is a pretty small game — geographically — so that might make things seem more crowded than they are, but even so, it’s hard to reconcile the lively game world with the image of a dying game unlikely to see the end of the year.

It was the worst of times:

I must admit, though, my playing my Templar alt is not entirely due to to my love of TSW. WoW hasn’t been the best at scratching my altitis itch lately. I have been getting into my monk a lot more, but she’s hit the Outland wall now.

That leaves my rogue, and there is a tale of woe.

Blizzard, what did you do to my class?

I’ve been playing a rogue since Wrath, and I haven’t felt this weak since I was a level twenty getting killed by murlocs in Darkshore.

My rogue after switching to sub specI can barely even do dailies. First time I did the spirit trap quest in Ruins of Ogudei, I blew all my cooldowns and still died without killing the first one. I had to switch back to combat, and even then, it was a struggle.

Doing raids or dungeons is just a frustrating exercise in “not enough energy,” realizing I’m useless to a group outside of my mediocre damage, and remembering how much Blizzard’s encounter design sucks for melee.

The funny thing is I know rogues are balanced by most objective standards. They’re a bit underpowered in PvP right now, but their damage is competitive, if not stellar, in PvE. Combat’s cleave is actually quite blatantly overpowered.

I recently heard Ghostcrawler say one of the best things they can achieve is a class that is balanced but feels OP. Rogues right now are the opposite. We’re balanced, but we feel crippled.

Part of how bad my rogue feels is due to how awesome my warlock is at the moment. Warlocks aren’t a class at this point; they’re demigods. Going from my lock to my rogue is like going from Usain Bolt to a fat, asthmatic kid who can’t climb stairs.

My warlock solos NaxxramasIn stark contrast to my rogue, my warlock is always useful to a group beyond her damage. When doing Scholomance the other day, our tank bailed after the first boss, so I just turned on dark apotheosis and tanked until we got a new one.

I can battle rez tanks and healers to prevent wipes. I can help keep a group healed with healthstones. My stargate is invaluable on Blade Lord Ta’yak. I have so many defensive and self-healing skills that I barely even need to be healed.

When I do scenarios, I tank them with dark apotheosis. I’ve checked Recount, and it’s not uncommon for me to be #1 in damage dealt, damage taken, and healing done without ever letting myself or any other character be in any danger of dying.

When soloing, the only limit to how many enemies my warlock can fight is how many she can pull before some of them start to evade because they left their spawn area.

Oh, and she can drop asteroids on people, turn into Illidan, and summon armies of demons.

My rogue and her long lost twin, Amber KearnenBy contrast, my rogue can keep up slice and dice. Sometimes she has enough energy to use a few damaging finishers, too.

I won’t even get into all the different ways my monk blows a rogue out of the water.

I’m sure it won’t always be like this. Rogues are getting a few buffs in the upcoming patch, and while most are only relevant to PvP, there is one very nice change in smoke bomb gaining a damage reduction effect for allies in its radius, making it a useful PvE skill.

As one of the many people who spent all of beta asking for this very change, I feel rather vindicated.

Ghostcrawler has also said they’re considering more long term plans to make rogues more appealing. Apparently, rogues have always been one of the least popular classes, even when they’ve been brokenly overpowered, and Blizzard considers this a red flag.

Hopefully some positive changes will be coming.