Is Fantasy Music a Thing?

Sometimes, I like to consult with my real life friends and family for ideas of what to talk about on my blog — you try coming up with 120 posts a year without any help. One conversation comes up a lot when I do this.

“Tyler, you should post about the bands you like! It’s your blog; it should be about your interests.”

Emi9ly Haines, leader singer of MetricAt which point I calmly explain, “The blog is about sci-fi and fantasy, my writing, and where those two intertwine. Music doesn’t have anything to do with sci-fi or fantasy.”

And it’s true, isn’t it? There’s no such thing as sci-fi/fantasy music. Sure, there’s soundtracks for sci-fi/fantasy works, and I have talked about them a bit, and then there’s filk, but… we’re not going to be talking about filk.

True fantasy music — serious, professional music on fantastical themes intended to be enjoyed on its own merits — isn’t something I ever thought existed.

But now, I’m not so sure.

So this band is pretty cool:

Lately, I’ve become quite enamored with the Icelandic folk group Of Monsters and Men. Aside from their music being quite pleasing to the ear, they fascinate me because they seem to be producing what can only be called high fantasy music.

Probably the best example of this, and not coincidentally my favourite of their songs, is King and Lionheart:

Howling ghosts they reappear
In mountains that are stacked with fear
But you’re a king, and I’m a lionheart
And in the sea that’s painted black
Creatures lurk below the deck
But you’re a king, and I’m a lionheart
And as the world comes to an end,
I’ll be here to hold your hand
Cause you’re my king, and I’m your lionheart

Fighting ghosts and sea monsters at the apocalypse. If that isn’t high fantasy, I don’t know what is. Heck, this song is basically the story of a couple from my own writing. I think my favourite thing about this song is just the nostalgia for my story.

I don’t seem to be the only one with this idea, either. Reading the comments on YouTube, this song appears to have been adopted by the community of Merlin/Arthur shippers. I didn’t even know there were Merlin/Arthur shippers, but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

While none of their other songs or so epic or badass as King and Lionheart, Of Monsters and Men does several other songs that seem quite in the realm of high fantasy. They’re just a bit more eccentric, more whimsical.

The next best example would be Dirty Paws. Its lyrics are probably just a metaphor I’m too thick to grasp, but taken at face value, it appears to be about a war between the animals in a magical forest:

The forest of talking trees,
They used to sing about the birds and the bees
The bees had declared a war
The sky wasn’t big enough for them all
The birds, they got help from below
From dirty paws and the creatures of snow

It took a while for this song to grow on me, and when I first heard it, I only listened through the whole thing because I wanted to hear how the story ended. “DID THE BIRDS WIN? I NEED TO KNOW!”

This is not a typical reaction to a song for me.

While I’m not so big a fan of it, the song From Finner is also a good example. My understanding is that From Finner is about a group of people living in a cottage on a whale’s back.

Even when their songs are not obviously fantastical, their music tends to have a certain power to them that feels very reminiscent of what I love about the fantasy genre.

Take, for example, Your Bones:

Troubled spirits on my chest
Where they laid to rest
The birds all left, my tall friend
As your body hit the sand
Million stars up in the sky
Formed a tiger’s eye
That looked down on my face
Out of time, and out of place

I don’t know about you, but this just makes me picture some tragic hero taking a moment to reflect before he draws his sword and charges into the maw of darkness.

Ultimately, it’s the stories this band tells that really suck me into their music. They’re not writing songs; they’re writing sagas.

I have mixed feelings on them in some ways — I don’t care for Ragnar’s voice overmuch, and I feel they can be a bit pretentious at times — but the stories they tell keep my interest. It feels like listening to an epic fantasy novel.

Late to the party again?

Now that I think about it, it does occur to me that Of Monsters and Men may not be a unique example of speculative (sci-fi/fantasy) music. Isn’t there a Rush song that’s supposed to be about being chased by giant robots or something?

There’s also that Iron Man song by Ozzy Osbourne, and as much as it pains me to say it, I must admit some of Led Zeppelin’s songs flirt with the fantastical.

Zeppelin. How I loathe thee.

Metric performing liveHeck, even my all-time favourite band, Metric, strayed into the speculative a little bit with Stadium Love, a song about everything living thing on Earth being herded into an arena and forced to fight to the death.

I never suspected Metric of substance abuse until I heard that song…

So maybe Of Monsters and Men isn’t as original as I thought. But they’re still pretty cool.

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So what do you think? Is my theory of high fantasy music crazy like a fox, or crazy like Fox News?

…Also, I must sincerely apologize for subjecting you to my awful taste in music. You may commence mocking me at your leisure.

Tyrian Fashion Week: Looking Your Best in Guild Wars 2

I don’t usually do game guides on this blog. The truth is that I pretty much suck, and even if I didn’t, there would still be far better sources of advice out there. However, there is one thing I seem to be good at (probably because it takes no skill): stylin’.

My warrior in Guild Wars 2 showing off his armor dyesThis is especially true in Guild Wars 2, where the customization options are so vast. I have on more than one occasion received random compliments on my characters’ gear, and I’ve learned all (or at least most) of the little secrets and tricks to look good at all levels.

So welcome to my guide on how to look stylish in Guild Wars 2.

Finding the look:

There’s a general perception that Guild Wars 2 is very lacking in variety in its armor models. I don’t agree. The variety is there; it’s just not readily obvious.

Sure, if you just play normally and wear whatever gear drops, you’re going to come to the conclusion that there are only two or three looks per armor type, but if you do a little digging, you’re going to see there’s a lot more out there.

My mesmer showing off her gear in Diessa PlateauLesson one: when at a heart vendor, preview everything. Most hearts tend to have the same exact models of gear, but once in a blue moon, you will stumble across a goldmine. For example, there’s a heart in Harathi Hinterlands that sells rare barbaric-themed models for every type of weapon in the game for just a small outlay of karma.

Secondly, cultural armor can be a fantastic way to make your character stand out. Each race has three sets of cultural armor — available at levels 35, 60, and 80 — available for gold in their home city.

The final tier is murderously expensive, but the first is cheap enough that you should be able to buy at least most of a set right at 35, and if you pinch pennies, you might be able to afford a few pieces of tier two at level 60.

Note that you cannot under any circumstance use the look of another race’s cultural armor.

There are also three tiers of cultural weapons per race. These are bought with karma, and they’re not cheap, so save up your jugs of karma from the daily achievements.

The dye screen in Guild Wars 2Again, you can’t use another race’s cultural weapons, but the tier one usually uses the same models as the random drop weapons from that race’s zones, and those are available to everyone.

There are also some “cultural” weapons that are not tied a specific race. These can be found in Lion’s Arch and the fortress of Ebonhawke in the Fields of Ruin.

Over the course of your personal story, you will have the chance to join one of three orders — the Vigil, the Durmand Priory, and the Order of Whispers — and each of these also has unique sets of armor and weapons available at level 80.

But by far the best source of different looks is the trading post. All of the BoE world drops and crafting sets are there for the taking. Just grab some pieces with crappy stats on the cheap and transmute them onto your own gear.

My Norn thief showing off her stylish pimp hat in Guild Wars 2The only problem here is that you can’t preview gear on the trading post. Hopefully that will be fixed at some point, but in the meanwhile, other players can be a great resource. If you like what someone is wearing, ask them what it’s called. GuildWars2Guru also has a large number of threads of people showing off screenshots of their characters, and these are a great resource.

Once you know what you’re looking for, getting new looks off the trading post is a breeze.

Fun with transmutation stones:

If you care about how your character looks, you’d better learn to love transmutation stones. These allow you to combine the appearance of one piece of gear with the stats of another. Note that the item whose appearance is taken is consumed in the process.

Transmutation stones are mainly available through the gem store, but if you’re like me and don’t want to spend a lot of money — be it gold or cash — there are options.

My Guild Wars 2 thief in HoelbrakThe best way to get stones is through map completion achievements. They’re not guaranteed drops from the achievement chests, but they’re pretty common. If you’re experiencing a shortage, a quick way to get some is to do the achievements for the major cities.

The level 80 stones are even harder to get, but luckily, you won’t need very many of those. Also, if you use level 79 exotics — which are only marginally less powerful than their 80 counterparts — you can use the standard stones.

Daily achievements also have a chance to drop stones, but it’s not that common.

I recommend conservation. Don’t equip a new piece of gear (and waste a stone giving it the look you want) unless it’s a significant upgrade. Certain items — like boots — don’t make much of a difference to your character’s overall look, so don’t bother with those.

If all this sounds like a bit of a pain, it can be, but transmutation stones earn their keep with their sheer versatility. It is a little known fact that you can use stones to equip the look of any gear below level 80 regardless of your character’s level. With the 80 stones, there are no level limitations at all.

My mesmer in Wayfarer Foothills in Guild Wars 2My level 20 mesmer looks great in her level 60 gear.

There’s even a trick that allows you to wear the gear of an order other than the one you joined. Get an alt into the order with the gear you want — they only need to be about level 25 or so — and use them to buy the items. Then, transmute the looks onto white quality gear and put them in your bank. Finally, log onto your main, collect the white items, and transmute the looks onto your gear.

Normally, I wouldn’t recommend a trick like this, as it seems like unintended behaviour, but it’s been so well known for so long that I have to assume ArenaNet is okay with it.

Prepare to dye:

The final step to completing your look is choosing the right armor dyes. This is another case where getting what you want seems difficult, but with some cleverness and determination, it’s actually quite easy.

My warrior showing off his gear in Kessex Hills in Guild Wars 2Pretty much all your dyes will come from the trading post. Random drops are unreliable, as are the packs from the cash shop. Most of the primary colours are murderously expensive, but if you dig around, you can usually find a colour and shade that looks almost exactly the same but is a fraction of the price.

For example, white and celestial dye usually cost multiple gold each, but fog dye is extremely common, usually only costs a few copper or silver, and looks just as good.

Black is by far the hardest colour to come by. The only shade of it I’ve found that even comes close to being affordable is iron dye. This is what I used for my mesmer’s black and gold “Wasp Empire” cosplay.

There are literally hundreds of dyes in this game, so ultimately the hardest thing is just knowing the name of the colour you want. The threads on GuildWars2Guru are again a good resource, and you can also get surprisingly good results from just typing random words associated with the colour you want into the trading post search.

My mesmer shows off her Wasp Empire cosplayI’d recommend getting a few different shades of whatever colour you want. Some pieces of armor tend to distort dye colours oddly, and even if they don’t, a few different shades can add some nice depth and texture to your look.

The dyes are ultimately what makes the customization options in Guild Wars 2 so vast. By allowing you to change the colours of any piece of gear, it provides an infinite ability to mix and match sets and create unique looks. Using only one set is for lamers.

For instance, I once saw a fellow who’d combined items from the winged and embroidered sets to create a non-robe, Arabic-inspired look for his mesmer. It was really different, and he looked fantastic.

So let your creativity run wild. With so many options, you have no one to blame for looking ordinary but yourself.

(Also, I apologize for the low quality of the screenshots in this post. My computer always makes things much darker in screenshots than they are in-game for some reason.)