Retro Review: Looper

It’s getting a little tiresome to repeat variations of the same story, but here it goes again: Looper is a movie that looked interesting to me when it first released, but I missed out on it because of my Real Life issues at the time. Now it’s on Shomi, so I gave it a shot.

Jospeh Gordon-Levitt in LooperLooper is set thirty years in the future, but much of the story has its roots thirty years past then. It is then that time travel will be invented, and subsequently outlawed. This makes time travel the domain of the mafia. Since bodies are nearly impossible to dispose of discretely in the ultra-connected future, the mob eliminates its enemies by sending them back thirty years, where they are killed by “Loopers.”

Our protagonist — if you can even call him that — is Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), a junkie supporting himself by working as a Looper. Things go off the rails for him when he is sent to “close his loop,” to kill his future self (Bruce Willis). A moment’s hesitation allows the older Joe to escape.

Future Joe has a plan of his own. He’s after the Rainmaker, a mysterious crime lord who ordered his death, and murdered his wife in the process. Thirty years in the past, the Rainmaker is just a child, and future Joe intends to pull some Terminator shenanigans.

There are plenty of interesting ideas in Looper. It’s a novel take on time travel. And the performances are very strong. I really like Jospeh Gordon-Levitt. He’s a great actor.

I also very much like its down to earth yet futuristic art design. It’s a very believable vision of what the 2040s might look lie.

But.

The problem with Looper is that it’s a movie that doesn’t know what it wants to be. It’s trying to be both an action movie and a thought-provoking piece of sci-fi, and not really succeeding at either.

Bruce Willis as the older Joe in LooperThere are some big plot holes in Looper. Supposedly the mob sends people back in time because it’s impossible to get away with murder in the future, but somehow this isn’t an issue when they kill Joe’s wife. And if the mafia has time travel, why haven’t they used it for anything better than disposing of people they don’t like?

And really there’s just nothing about the movie that gets the mind going. There are no big questions posed. It feels like a movie that wants to make you think, but it doesn’t.

So it doesn’t work as a think-piece, but at the same time, Looper is also too convoluted, dark, and slow-paced to work as a popcorn movie.

And that’s not the only way in which it’s confused. The first half of the movie seems to be entirely about Joe — both versions of him — and their bizarre conflict, but the latter half shifts focus to the Rainmaker, and in the end Joe is just a prop for his story.

And most of all, the movie is just too long. You could have cut an half hour out and not lost anything, I think.

To be fair, the ending of Looper is clever and very powerful. But boy is it a long walk to get there.

Overall rating: 6.9/10 I don’t regret seeing it, but I’m not sure I’d recommend it, either.

SW:TOR: Inquisitor Story Complete

Continuing to shock myself by following through on my plans, I have now completed my third class story in Star Wars: The Old Republic.

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDEThis one was a very mixed bag. It had some awesome elements, but also some major disappointments.

An inconsistent journey:

The inquisitor story has probably the strongest start of any class story in The Old Republic. Beginning as a slave and having to fight tooth and nail to survive in the harsh world of the Sith is an incredibly compelling underdog story. It gives you such a strong motivation and such a strong backstory for your character right off the bat.

I’ve heard it said that the inquisitor is the dark side class of all dark side classes, but honestly, going light side felt more natural to me as an inquisitor than any other Imperial class. To me, the idea of someone who has seen the worst the Empire has to offer and is determined to make it better is very compelling, and it felt perfectly natural to me.

Despite that, though, it still manages to feel incredibly Sithy as a story. I particularly liked the whole “harvesting the dead” angle.

It’s a decently entertaining class, too. A bit slow to kill sometimes, as you’d expect from a tank, but the core rotation was pretty fun.

My Sith inquisitor battling enemy forces in Star Wars: The Old RepublicUnfortunately the story as a whole doesn’t really live up to its fantastic start. The inquisitor story crashes hard in chapter three, maybe even worse than the consular story did. Most of chapter three boils down to, “You’re a stupid idiot who bit off more than they could chew.” Not a thrilling climax.

Darth Thanaton is also a very underwhelming villain, lacking personality, a strong motivation, or any real intimidation factor.

By comparison, I wanted to murder Harkun from the moment I met him. He would have made a fantastic villain for the entire storyline. But instead he falls by the wayside, and I didn’t even get to fight him.

All of the class stories suffer from Bioware having to scrap their plans to continue them post launch, but the inquisitor doubly so. The entire class story is clearly just a prelude to a story that will now never be written. It’s not a complete story at all; just a beginning.

Lackluster lackeys:

Companions were also a disappointment for this class. Granted, there were none that I hated as much as Kaliyo or Tharan, but also none that I found particularly memorable.

Testing the Silencer superweapon as part of the inquisitor storyline in Star Wars: The Old RepublicKhem gets a bit more interesting after the chapter one twist, but his base personality is as interesting as watching grass grow.

Ashara was the biggest disappointment. I really like the idea of turning a Jedi, but the way it was handled was incredibly rushed and just didn’t make a lot of sense, and throughout the whole story her personality is utterly lacking in consistency. “I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR YOU EVIL SITH, which is why I’ll continue to faithfully serve you of my own free will, my lord.”

Xalek… exists.

Andronikos (or “Andy” as I like to call him) is far more likable than a trigger-happy pirate has any right to be, but in the greater scheme of Bioware characters, he’s still not especially memorable.

Talos, at least, had his moments. I just picture him and my Sith discussing ancient history whilst sipping tea and wearing monocles.

He’s still no Nadia, Vette, Temple, or Lokin, though.

My Sith inquisitor and Talos Drelik in Star Wars: The Old RepublicLacking any characters to be invested in definitely sucked a fair bit of the fun out of the story. Wasn’t really anything to fight for. It’s a shame because there are several characters throughout the story I’d have really liked to have as companions: Zash (yeah, I know, but properly), Zash’s apprentices, or my cultists.

I’m still kind of bitter all that flirting with Rylee never went anywhere.

Hell, I’d have taken one of those crazy Force ghosts over Xalek.

Skipping to the good parts:

With the inquisitor, I also began enacting my plan to focus more and more on the class story to the exclusion of everything else. I skipped nearly all the planetary storylines, bar the first few planets, Quesh, and Taris. I managed to stay on-level for everything, though only by the barest skin of my teeth.

I’ve come to the conclusion that most of the planetary content in SW:TOR just isn’t that good. It isn’t that bad, either, and it’s worth playing through once to get an idea of what’s happening on any given planet, but rarely are the stories compelling enough to be worth a repeat.

The only one that really stands out to me is Imperial Taris, mainly just because Thana is so entertaining. I don’t think I’ll skip Taris too often.

The climax of the inquisitor class story in Star Wars: The Old RepublicThere are a few others that are okay. Corellia has great environment design, being very convincing as both a city and a warzone. Voss has its moments, though it drags on too long. Dromund Kaas is pretty cool; great ambiance. Nar Shadaa is visually interesting, though a bit of a pain to navigate.

Then again there are also several planets on my “if I never see them again it will be too soon” list: Balmorra, Tatooine, Coruscant.

I also haven’t been doing many dungeons on my alts. SW:TOR’s dungeons just have way, way too much trash.

The future:

I’m a little unsure how I proceed from here. I still want to do more class stories at some point, but I am starting to feel a little burnt out.

I also should start on expansion content on my agent at some point, but I’m not sure if that’s enough of a change of pace to cure my burnout or not.

We shall see.