I Don’t Like PvP or Achievement Hunting. But…

I don’t like PvP…

The forces of the Horde marshaling for Wyrmrest Accord's world PvP eventI’m bad at it — embarrassingly so — and I never got into the competitive culture. Plus, it has no lore.

But there’s an exception to every rule. Last night, two guilds, representing both factions, hosted a world PvP event on Wyrmrest Accord. The two factions were to gather around the Seradane Emerald Dream portal in Hinterlands and duke it out. No rules, no prizes, no point. Just some random violence, all in good fun.

And this just seemed too entertaining for me to pass up. Stuff like this never happens on Antonidas. It’s lovely that Wyrmrest has such a vibrant and active community.

So I hopped on my mage, put on all four pieces of my outdated, ungemmed PvP gear, and joined the gathering hosts of the Horde.

Needless to say, I spent most of the battle as a ghost.

Och, I'm bad at this...The fight was… interesting. I won’t mince words: the Alliance handed us our asses on a platter. I blame Garrosh Hellscream.

But the fascinating thing was that my group faced defeat like, well, adults. Never before have I seen a group in a PvP situation not react to failure like a spoiled child, raging at, insulting, and bickering with fellow team members. Nor did our opponents participate in the usual /spitting and body desecration. That made the experience enjoyable even as the Alliance facestomped as time and again.

My favourite part was what happened after the battle was over. By unspoken agreement, both factions walked (not ran — it’s an RP server) across the body-strewn field and intermingled, still flagged for PvP all the while, /saluting and /bowing to each other. It was… awesome.

A lovely display of sportsmanship following the Wyrmrest Accord world PvP eventStuff like this convinces me the server transfer was worth it.

I don’t like hunting for achievements…

…In WoW. The vast majority of them are measures of time and commitment, not skill. Most anyone can get a hundred mounts or loot 5,000 gold with enough grinding. And those few that do require skill usually require groups, which rather devalues the whole concept, in my view. How much of that raid boss kill was because of my contributions? Probably not much.

StarCraft II achievements, though, are another story.

The achievements for the Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty campaign mission, "The Great Train Robbery"Unlike WoW’s, most of SCII’s achievements require significant skill, and since most of them are achieved solo, I know no one carried me. Back when I played SCII regularly, I worked hard at getting many of the campaign achievements, though there were some that were too much trouble for me.

My proudest achievement was completing every campaign mission on brutal, the highest difficulty setting.

But there was a problem. My old computer tended to randomly DC from Battle.Net, so I didn’t receive credit for a number of missions. It was a crushing discovery.

I was too discouraged to start over immediately, but since I got my new computer, I’ve been slowly picking away at the missions I still needed credit for. And yesterday — with much sweat, struggle, compulsive game-saving, and spamming of the stimpack button — I at last plowed my way through the final three missions that I needed.

*Punches the air.*

Behold my Kerrigan portrait, mortal, and despairBOW DOWN BEFORE MY KERRIGAN PORTRAIT, MORTALS!

After that, I immediately jumped into the new “Starcraft Master” official mod, which turned out to be much more brutal than brutal.

I’ve got two of its five achievements so far; I might shoot for the rest today, or I might go hide under my bed and try to recover from that marine versus zealot scenario…

One other thing:

Blizzard recently announced the laying off of 600 employees. Most of these were not developers, so while I felt bad for the people who lost their jobs, I didn’t let it worry me too much.

Until I found out that one of those let go is the man known as Nyorloth. Nyorloth was the first ever community manager devoted entirely to the story forums and lore communities of Blizzard’s three main franchises.

He was appointed to this position only a few weeks ago, though he had been working behind the scenes for many years. He is credited with the creation of the story forums, the Global Writing Contest (a subject near to my heart), and Ask CDev.

Nyorloth’s appointment as the lore CM was met with much fanfare and seen as a sign of a new era of communication with lore fans. It was a great sign of Blizzard’s commitment to story-telling. And now, less than a month afterward, he is gone.

You will not be forgotten, Nyorloth. Ywaq maq oou.Ywaq maq oou.

You Mad, Bro?

Why, yes, I am mad, bro:

Earlier today, I was browsing the official World of Warcraft forums (I know, bad idea — I really gotta find another hobby), and one thread caught my eye. A player was seeking support because, during an interview to join a raiding guild, he was called a “despicable excuse for a human being” because he didn’t want to race change to a Troll for a tiny 1-3% DPS increase.

I’d like to think this sort of thing was uncommon, but it isn’t. The WoW community is, as a whole, atrocious. We all know it. If you’re not X spec, you’re a retard. If you RP, you’re a faggot. If you win a piece of gear that someone else wanted, even if you do so legitimately, you’re a ninja. If you don’t clear normal mode raids without nerfs, you’re subhuman.

Just the other day, I was told to “fuck off” because I said “Hello” at the start of a dungeon PUG. Trolling and random cruelty is the norm of the Warcraft community.

But it’s not that people are jerks that bothers me. Or, at least, that’s not what this rant is about. My problem is Blizzard’s policy on incidents like this, which seems to be: “Eh, whatever.”

I’m about as big a Blizzard fan boy as you can find, and I support most everything they do. I like the Alliance’s plot in Cataclysm. I’m all for pandas. I think Ghostcrawler does a commendable job balancing the game. I love the Dungeon and Raid Finders. But I simply do not agree with their policies when it comes to punishing trolls and griefers.

Let me tell you a story. A few months ago, I joined a PUG Bastion of Twilight run by one of the bigger raiding guilds on my Alliance server. I won’t name names, but those who play on Antonidas will probably know who I mean. They proceeded to bring in two tanks from outside their guild who are, shall we say, less than stellar.

Naturally, Halfus mopped the floor with us. I don’t blame the tanks; they did the best they could, meager though that may be. It was the raid leader’s fault for not doing their research. Naturally, the tanks get kicked, the uber-leet raiders mocking them all the while. One of them even went so far as to shout “I HATE YOU GO DIE” in /say as one was hearthing out.

Now, I’ve run into these tanks enough times to learn something about them. Reading between the lines, I’m sure one is a kid — I’m guessing about twelve, based on the way he talks — and I suspect the other may be, as well.

I was so put off by this blatant case of cyber-bullying that I reported the player who told him to “GO DIE.”

The very next day, that same player was trolling Trade chat. Clearly, no action had been taken against him.

Now, another story. I’m sure we all remember a few months back when several top raiding guilds, included the famous Paragon, were caught exploiting the Raid Finder tool in order to get reams of gear for their players with little effort. Blizzard was quick to take action against these cheaters, and many of those who participated were given 72 hour bans, which was enough to cost them their coveted world first achievements in many cases.

Taken on its own, I commend Blizzard’s actions in that regard. It was a fair and measured penalty that fit the crime.

Fear the wrath of the Ban HammerBut now compare it to my first story, and realize what this says about Blizzard’s viewpoint. In Blizzard’s mind, a few already over-geared bleeding edge raiders scamming their way to slightly better gear is a much more severe offense than telling a child to “GO DIE.”

Am I crazy, or do their priorities seem completely back asswards?

Blizzard is set in their ways at this point, and I doubt anything will ever change, but for what it’s worth, I think they should institute a zero tolerance policy for harassment and cyber-bullying. I can think of few things more pathetic than someone who’s so small and petty that they need to ruin someone else’s game time to make themselves feel better.

There needs to be immediate, tangible punishments for any offenders. Fine them gold or take away their highest ilevel piece of gear for each offense. I guarantee that people in this game will become much better behaved the moment that bad behavior risks costing them their shinies.

Oh, and as for the thread that got me started on this rant? I’d link it for you, but — despite it mostly consisting of people comforting the poor fellow who didn’t want to play a Troll, a rare showing of decency from the WoW community — Blizzard opted to delete it. I’d speculate on why, but I seem to have misplaced my tinfoil hat.

By the way:

Weird Worm posted another of my articles: Six Badass Fictional Space Ships. I admit it; I’m scraping the bottom of the topic barrel.