Planned Pandahood

Planning for Mists of Pandaria:

A screenshot of the Wandering Isle zone from World of Warcraft: Mists of PandariaLast post, I discussed my plans for several upcoming games, but my plans for Mists of Pandaria deserve their own post.

When you think about it, it’s pretty ridiculous to be planning for it so soon. We’re still at least six to twelve months from the game’s release by my guess. It’s even more ridiculous considering how well my plans for the future worked out in the past. For reference, let me tell you what my plans were for Cataclysm.

In Wrath, my mage was my main, and my rogue my primary alt. Both eventually got to raid a little bit of ICC, but the mage got the lion’s share of the attention. For Cata, I wanted to reverse this and focus on my rogue, with my mage on the back burner. I also wanted get my lowbie shaman to max level, where he could potentially become my new main or main alt.

Here’s what actually happened: I rolled a holy paladin. Did not see that coming. The paladin got power-leveled in an orgy of dungeons and healiness and became my de facto main. My rogue was once again relegated to main alt. The shaman got a lot more play but still hasn’t reached max level as of this writing. The only character whose plan worked out was the mage; I play him, but he’s the most neglected of my three 85s.

A screenshot of the Jade Forest zone in World of Warcraft: Mists of PandariaSo take my panda plans with a grain of salt, but if nothing else, it will be amusing to come back and see how few of my plans came to pass, so without further ado, I present my plans for Mists of Pandaria, arranged by character:

The rogue: I’m afraid to declare that I want her to be my new main after what happened last time. But, for what it’s worth, she’s the character I most enjoy, and rogue seems to be the one class that never really bores me or burns me out. Her future is the most secure, even if she never quite qualifies as main.

The mage: His fate is the one I struggle with the most. He was my first main, and he will always have a special place in my heart.

But it’s time to be honest. Being a mage isn’t much fun anymore. I’ve tried hard to like it in Cata, but I can’t. Playing a fire mage (frostfire, actually) in Wrath was exciting; my 60% crit chance (seriously) ensured an endless stream of hot streak procs, and it was exhilarating, if slightly mindless. Plus, my frostfire spec, while sub-optimal, was very interesting and versatile.

In Cata, frostfire specs are literally impossible, and my much lowered crit chance has turned my once dynamic rotation into an endless spree of firebalfireballfireballfireballfireball… Don’t even get me started on the new combustion. Frost spec still brings a measure of excitement with its interconnected procs, but now it’s a pet spec, so that kinda sucks the fun out of that. Plus, it’s not very PvE viable.

My Blood Elf mage in mount HyjalAs much as it pains me, I think I may relegate my mage to merely an alchemy bitch in Pandaria. It’s time for a new character to shine.

The warlock: My mage’s likely successor. This fiery little Elven girl started as a mere experiment to see if playing a petless warlock was possible, but I’ve fallen in love with the class. It has a complexity that makes mages look like a joke, and you can’t deny the appeal of turning into a demon and ripping the souls from your foes.

Couple that with the insanely awesome changes warlocks are slated to get in MoP (including no pets as a viable playstyle), and we have a strong contender for my new main. I intend to get her to 90 and make her my Horde main, at the very least. (Yes, I have three mains — main, main alt, Horde main. The life of an altoholic is complicated.)

The paladin: This is the character whose fate carries the most uncertainty. After playing her to death in Cataclysm, I’m feeling pretty burnt out on healing. But I don’t really want to abandon her completely. Having a healer/tank at max level is just too damned useful, and I still think paladin healing is pretty fun, if a bit too easy these days.

I’d like her to be main alt material, but I fear the same things that led to her dominating my play so much in Cata will still apply. Healers will still be in far greater demand than DPS.

Paladins is glowin'!The shaman: Scheduled for retirement. Oh, I’ll still play him, but not often. I’ve had a lot of good times with him, but shamans just don’t grab me like some other classes. The fun of shaman healing is eclipsed by the greater fun of paladin healing, and enhance DPS just feels a little too stilted no matter how much I try to like it.

The monk: I’m not making any big plans for this one until I know if I actually like the class or not, but I intend to try one. It will be specced windwalker/mistweaver, because I still don’t like tanking much. It will probably be a Night Elf, unless they come to their senses and make Worgen an option. I’m leaning towards a male, but female is also possible.

If he gets high enough, I’ll mog him to druid tier lookalike gear, and he will be a Druid of the Fist.

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How about you? Have you jumped the gun enough to already have plans for Mists of Pandaria? What are they?

New writing:

Two more of my articles have been posted around the interwebz.

First, on Weird Worm, we have Six Famous (Canadian) Inventions. I wrote it before the recent fiasco, so misleading robocalls and public indifference toward electoral fraud did not make the list.

Second, on WhatMMO, we have Most Shocking MMO Incidents. I’ll warn you: some of this stuff in this article is seriously messed up. It’s not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach.

You Mad, Bro?

Why, yes, I am mad, bro:

Earlier today, I was browsing the official World of Warcraft forums (I know, bad idea — I really gotta find another hobby), and one thread caught my eye. A player was seeking support because, during an interview to join a raiding guild, he was called a “despicable excuse for a human being” because he didn’t want to race change to a Troll for a tiny 1-3% DPS increase.

I’d like to think this sort of thing was uncommon, but it isn’t. The WoW community is, as a whole, atrocious. We all know it. If you’re not X spec, you’re a retard. If you RP, you’re a faggot. If you win a piece of gear that someone else wanted, even if you do so legitimately, you’re a ninja. If you don’t clear normal mode raids without nerfs, you’re subhuman.

Just the other day, I was told to “fuck off” because I said “Hello” at the start of a dungeon PUG. Trolling and random cruelty is the norm of the Warcraft community.

But it’s not that people are jerks that bothers me. Or, at least, that’s not what this rant is about. My problem is Blizzard’s policy on incidents like this, which seems to be: “Eh, whatever.”

I’m about as big a Blizzard fan boy as you can find, and I support most everything they do. I like the Alliance’s plot in Cataclysm. I’m all for pandas. I think Ghostcrawler does a commendable job balancing the game. I love the Dungeon and Raid Finders. But I simply do not agree with their policies when it comes to punishing trolls and griefers.

Let me tell you a story. A few months ago, I joined a PUG Bastion of Twilight run by one of the bigger raiding guilds on my Alliance server. I won’t name names, but those who play on Antonidas will probably know who I mean. They proceeded to bring in two tanks from outside their guild who are, shall we say, less than stellar.

Naturally, Halfus mopped the floor with us. I don’t blame the tanks; they did the best they could, meager though that may be. It was the raid leader’s fault for not doing their research. Naturally, the tanks get kicked, the uber-leet raiders mocking them all the while. One of them even went so far as to shout “I HATE YOU GO DIE” in /say as one was hearthing out.

Now, I’ve run into these tanks enough times to learn something about them. Reading between the lines, I’m sure one is a kid — I’m guessing about twelve, based on the way he talks — and I suspect the other may be, as well.

I was so put off by this blatant case of cyber-bullying that I reported the player who told him to “GO DIE.”

The very next day, that same player was trolling Trade chat. Clearly, no action had been taken against him.

Now, another story. I’m sure we all remember a few months back when several top raiding guilds, included the famous Paragon, were caught exploiting the Raid Finder tool in order to get reams of gear for their players with little effort. Blizzard was quick to take action against these cheaters, and many of those who participated were given 72 hour bans, which was enough to cost them their coveted world first achievements in many cases.

Taken on its own, I commend Blizzard’s actions in that regard. It was a fair and measured penalty that fit the crime.

Fear the wrath of the Ban HammerBut now compare it to my first story, and realize what this says about Blizzard’s viewpoint. In Blizzard’s mind, a few already over-geared bleeding edge raiders scamming their way to slightly better gear is a much more severe offense than telling a child to “GO DIE.”

Am I crazy, or do their priorities seem completely back asswards?

Blizzard is set in their ways at this point, and I doubt anything will ever change, but for what it’s worth, I think they should institute a zero tolerance policy for harassment and cyber-bullying. I can think of few things more pathetic than someone who’s so small and petty that they need to ruin someone else’s game time to make themselves feel better.

There needs to be immediate, tangible punishments for any offenders. Fine them gold or take away their highest ilevel piece of gear for each offense. I guarantee that people in this game will become much better behaved the moment that bad behavior risks costing them their shinies.

Oh, and as for the thread that got me started on this rant? I’d link it for you, but — despite it mostly consisting of people comforting the poor fellow who didn’t want to play a Troll, a rare showing of decency from the WoW community — Blizzard opted to delete it. I’d speculate on why, but I seem to have misplaced my tinfoil hat.

By the way:

Weird Worm posted another of my articles: Six Badass Fictional Space Ships. I admit it; I’m scraping the bottom of the topic barrel.