Look at your main. Now look at me. Now back to your main. Now back to me.

Sadly, your main isn’t me, but if they stopped playing a lame sauce faction and rerolled Dragon, they could sow chaos like me.

Look down, back up, where are you?

You’re in a boss fight with the toon your toon could play like.

What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a loot bag with two of the augments you need. Look again. The augments are now purple signets!

Anything is possible when your faction is badass and not Illuminati.

I’m on a horse.

Doo da da doo doo doo dee doo.

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I bought the new horse mount just to make this joke.

I have no regrets.