Look at your main. Now look at me. Now back to your main. Now back to me.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re in a boss fight with the toon your toon could play like.
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a loot bag with two of the augments you need. Look again. The augments are now purple signets!
Anything is possible when your faction is badass and not Illuminati.
I’m on a horse.
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I bought the new horse mount just to make this joke.
I have no regrets.